...fat people. Most of them don't work out. 
1) Evil you are a cynical son of a bitch.
2) Oh my god. That's true on like two levels.
3) Jesus, Evil. Would it KILL you to use a different emoji?
4) That's why they should make a reality show combining The Bachelor with The Biggest Loser.
5) If I have to read one more thread started by Evil I'll peg mySELF!
6) It's all good as long as you're not a single male pretending to be a couple pretending to be a 'dildo sells rep'.
7) When does the new season of DWTS start so Evil will be distracted?
8) I'd bet my bottom dollar Evil is a 40+ year old virgin. I mean would YOU fuck him?
9) I like turtles.
10) Take me now Jesus!
11) Dammit, I wanted Louie Gohmert for speaker.
12) Who do you have to blow around here to get Evil to stop posting lame shit?
13) That's EXACTLY why I'm single...and fat.
1) Evil you are a cynical son of a bitch.
2) Oh my god. That's true on like two levels.
3) Jesus, Evil. Would it KILL you to use a different emoji?
4) That's why they should make a reality show combining The Bachelor with The Biggest Loser.
5) If I have to read one more thread started by Evil I'll peg mySELF!
6) It's all good as long as you're not a single male pretending to be a couple pretending to be a 'dildo sells rep'.
7) When does the new season of DWTS start so Evil will be distracted?
8) I'd bet my bottom dollar Evil is a 40+ year old virgin. I mean would YOU fuck him?
9) I like turtles.
10) Take me now Jesus!
11) Dammit, I wanted Louie Gohmert for speaker.
12) Who do you have to blow around here to get Evil to stop posting lame shit?
13) That's EXACTLY why I'm single...and fat.
I pick #6. Did I win?
SIMPLEPLEASURES wrote:
I pick #6. Did I win?
Yup. All expense paid vacation to Erda...the Palm Springs of northeast central Tooele county. You and a companion will fly first class from the Tooele county airport to beautiful downtown Erda where you'll stay in the fantasy suite at the Oquirrh Motor Inn Motel and RV Resort. Bring extra warm clothes as the heat is out in the motorhome that doubles as the fantasy suite.
Evil one of your best narratives. Don't stop now your on a roll. Thanks for the laughs.
Relationships Are Like...
Farts. If you try to force it, it will be shit...
Farts. If you try to force it, it will be shit...
I pick #4. Now THAT'S a show I'd watch!
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Ironic factlet that #4 brought to mind: A guy that was on The Biggest Loser works at the Planet Fitness at 5 corners in Ogden. What, PF didn't work for him he had to go on the reality show?
Yeah, OK, he probably did the BL thing before PF hired him, but that would ruin the joke. ~ Terry
Yeah, OK, he probably did the BL thing before PF hired him, but that would ruin the joke. ~ Terry
I thought the answer was 42. Shows what I know
Can I pick?
E) All of the Above.
even though I don't have a #2 pencil
E) All of the Above.
even though I don't have a #2 pencil
OUTLAWSNPIRATES wrote:
I'm sure it's 42, I have the towel to prove it.
Oh yeah? But do you have a pair of Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses...or even an Electronic Thumb to peg yourself with at the first sign of danger?