One of my all-time favorites..
Shit Swingers Say (YouTube)
Shit Swingers Say (YouTube)
A few highlights.. (Definitely things you'll ONLY hear swingers say)...
"Should I pack my strap-on? I'm not sure if they're going to have one"
"Do you guys mind if we move our dinner to next week? She JUST got her period."
"I didn't recognize you guys with your clothes on!!"
"Honey, you have GOT to feel her breasts.."
"I don't wanna go out, I have a pimple on my ass".
"Do you know any babysitters that will stay past 5am?"
"So if our parents ask.. here's how we know each other....."
"Do you remember what brand of condmons Jim and Karen like?"
"What did you do to my husband, and can you teach me?"
"That was awesome... What are your names again?"
"Do NOT open this in front of your family."
"Don't get my head in the shot.."
"I FOUND A UNICORN!"
"Sorry about the wet-spot"
"If we do Indian for dinner, we might not wanna have anal later."
"Should I pack my strap-on? I'm not sure if they're going to have one"
"Do you guys mind if we move our dinner to next week? She JUST got her period."
"I didn't recognize you guys with your clothes on!!"
"Honey, you have GOT to feel her breasts.."
"I don't wanna go out, I have a pimple on my ass".
"Do you know any babysitters that will stay past 5am?"
"So if our parents ask.. here's how we know each other....."
"Do you remember what brand of condmons Jim and Karen like?"
"What did you do to my husband, and can you teach me?"
"That was awesome... What are your names again?"
"Do NOT open this in front of your family."
"Don't get my head in the shot.."
"I FOUND A UNICORN!"
"Sorry about the wet-spot"
"If we do Indian for dinner, we might not wanna have anal later."
RAW wrote:
We are going to change our profile to Bicycle!
Hahaha! You totally should!
I believe this to most likely be the most famous line ever...........Is this the female half?
Are you Wet would be the 2nd most said. (Ya I get wet every time you text me...even at work, at the dentist, driving my car and, On the job. Yes I am just a fountain of wetness....just oozing out all over everyone. Hehe only Joking don't get your panties in a bundle.)
HAHAHA...Hell ya!
Are you Wet would be the 2nd most said. (Ya I get wet every time you text me...even at work, at the dentist, driving my car and, On the job. Yes I am just a fountain of wetness....just oozing out all over everyone. Hehe only Joking don't get your panties in a bundle.)
HAHAHA...Hell ya!