Still lookin' for that perfect gift for Ms. Evil. I'm not in that big of hurry since the stores are totally gonna be open for another couple of hours. Thought I'd see if anyone had any kick ass ideas for the ever EVIL Ms. Evil who says she has everything and doesn't want me to get her anything for Christmas (yeah right, like I'm gonna fall for THAT one). 
So, fellas...what are you giving YOUR sexy swinger chick?
1) A new vacuum cleaner.
2) I can't tell ya cuz she checks Swingular and it's a surprise.
3) ALL three inches of my dick.
4) Dunno, maybe a gift card to Home Depot.
5) Roofies and a huge gang bang.
6) Diamonds, what else?
7) Some damned exercise videos!
8) A sexy lifestyle trip.
9) A tattoo of my name on her ass.
10) A vasectomy (for me...well, it's kinda for her).
11) A HUGE lump of coal cuz she's been VERY naughty!
So, fellas...what are you giving YOUR sexy swinger chick?
1) A new vacuum cleaner.
2) I can't tell ya cuz she checks Swingular and it's a surprise.
3) ALL three inches of my dick.
4) Dunno, maybe a gift card to Home Depot.
5) Roofies and a huge gang bang.
6) Diamonds, what else?
7) Some damned exercise videos!
8) A sexy lifestyle trip.
9) A tattoo of my name on her ass.
10) A vasectomy (for me...well, it's kinda for her).
11) A HUGE lump of coal cuz she's been VERY naughty!
Thinkin' about contacting crazysexybodywork, since I pointed someone else who was looking for that kind of a thing for his lady in their direction. But I'm not sure if she'd rather have a male or female masseur/masseuse. Now someone else PLEASE add a reply so that when she gets up in a few hours (she works nights) she doesn't see our pic next to the discussion and look at it to see what I wrote. It's supposed to be a surprise. ~ Terry
5!!!
I always buy the wife a new vibrator. That way if she doesn't like the gift. she can just go fuck herself. 
I bought my lovely wife a pearl necklace....no really....one she can show off to her friends.
We are giving each other #8, well we hope it becomes a naughty lifestyle trip.
Chastity's, ah hum, let's just say "Christmas", was filled with glass dildos, jeweled butt plugs, and anal beads. Isaac got a trip to disneyworld which better not turn into #8. I really don't want a 3 some with Micky (aerial would be ok though).
AANDR wrote:
AANDR wrote:
We are giving each other #8, well we hope it becomes a naughty lifestyle trip.
Hey thats what I got Krazy, Did you use the same travel guy as I did, hope he put us on the same trip so I know someone.
FUCKCHASTITY wrote:
Chastity's, ah hum, let's just say "Christmas", was filled with glass dildos, jeweled butt plugs, and anal beads. Isaac got a trip to disneyworld which better not turn into #8. I really don't want a 3 some with Micky (aerial would be ok though).
You never know chastity, Micky might be hung like a stud field mouse and can hang for hours.
KRAZYGIRL wrote:AANDR wrote:
[quote=AANDR]We are giving each other #8, well we hope it becomes a naughty lifestyle trip.
Hey thats what I got Krazy, Did you use the same travel guy as I did, hope he put us on the same trip so I know someone.[/quote]
I think we did use the same travel agent. We can't wait to see you sexies on the beach????
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AANDR wrote:
sure
AANDR wrote:
[quote=KRAZYGIRL][quote=AANDR]
[quote=AANDR]We are giving each other #8, well we hope it becomes a naughty lifestyle trip.
Hey thats what I got Krazy, Did you use the same travel guy as I did, hope he put us on the same trip so I know s
omeone.[/quote]
I think we did use the same travel agent. We can't wait to see you sexies on the beach????
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Sure hope its a naked beach, I need some sun on , well.