...pity sex?
1) I'll take it any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
2) Depends on who's offering.
3) Hell no. I have my pride and dignity.
4) Depends on how horny I am.
5) Is this a trick question?
6) 'Tis better to give than receive.
7) Naw. I'd rather just rub one out.
8) I pity the fool who doesn't like pity sex.
9) I'll take it. I'm a married male.
10) I'll take it. I'm a single male.
1) I'll take it any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
2) Depends on who's offering.
3) Hell no. I have my pride and dignity.
4) Depends on how horny I am.
5) Is this a trick question?
6) 'Tis better to give than receive.
7) Naw. I'd rather just rub one out.
8) I pity the fool who doesn't like pity sex.
9) I'll take it. I'm a married male.
10) I'll take it. I'm a single male.
2-4-and 5. For sure #5
I am really starting to think Evil is a marketing guy paid by our sexy other half to get us caught in something we shouldn't have been into. Just sayin
I am really starting to think Evil is a marketing guy paid by our sexy other half to get us caught in something we shouldn't have been into. Just sayin
3 and 5.
11) Evildoers is trolling again 
(from Terry)
I vote for number 12, the one that the site's screwy server either deleted from Evil's post or, for reasons known only to itself and the little blue devil from the planet Screwalot, it refuses to display.
That's the one that says pity sex is only worth having if the physical sex is absolutely the only thing you want. 'Cause if you really want to have sex on account of the intimacy, physical and emotional both (no you don't have to be madly in romantic-type love to feel emotional intimacy with a girl, you just have to like her, and think she's a really neat person), you just aren't going to get any of that from pity sex.
So number 12 is a sort of combination of 3 and 7, except that it doesn't have anything to do with pride.
That being said, if I ever find myself bedridden and helpless, with nothing working except my dick, I sure hope some nurse, or other kind female, preferably a 21 year old porn star, DOES take pity on me.
I vote for number 12, the one that the site's screwy server either deleted from Evil's post or, for reasons known only to itself and the little blue devil from the planet Screwalot, it refuses to display.
That's the one that says pity sex is only worth having if the physical sex is absolutely the only thing you want. 'Cause if you really want to have sex on account of the intimacy, physical and emotional both (no you don't have to be madly in romantic-type love to feel emotional intimacy with a girl, you just have to like her, and think she's a really neat person), you just aren't going to get any of that from pity sex.
So number 12 is a sort of combination of 3 and 7, except that it doesn't have anything to do with pride.
That being said, if I ever find myself bedridden and helpless, with nothing working except my dick, I sure hope some nurse, or other kind female, preferably a 21 year old porn star, DOES take pity on me.
I'll answer: #2 & #7
#7 has less headache and drama invovled
#7 has less headache and drama invovled
#2 and #4. It always depends on who is offering and if I am horny I don't care what the reason is as long as I'm getting some.
Sex is always awesome!! That being said even as a guy I would never want to be given pity sex. if the other person is not into it and wanting it then I'd rather not do it. Same goes for fake orgasms.
Just testing out the old adage that sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's still pretty good. 
13. Get Socky instead
Hey UTAHCOUPLE4...you know who loves to get fisted? Sock puppets. Awww that joke is adorable! 
Pick em all dude. No matter who wins, everyone loses ;D
EVILDOERS wrote:OUCH HEHE
Hey UTAHCOUPLE4...you know who loves to get fisted? Sock puppets. Awww that joke is adorable!