Swingers Forum - My first time...

Tell us about your first time. Was it absolutely spectacular? Was it, "Meh". Was it horrible? A comedy of errors? Was it on your wedding night? In the back seat of a tiny compact car? Was it with your spouse? With "the one who got away"? Was it in college or high school? Junior High? GRADE SCHOOL?!!? Did you cum? Did you THINK maybe you came...sorta? Did it turn you into a sex fiend? Did it kind of turn you off from sex? Did you wonder what all the fuss was about? Was it with your fiance? Your boy/girlfriend? Your cousin?!!? Did you get caught? Did you use birth control? Did you try oral sex for the first time as well? Did you get completely naked? Just naked enough to expose the important parts? Would you want to go back and relive or redo it?



Just thought it would be fun to hear about and reminisce about our first times and see if we could find any commonalities that turned us all into perverted swingers.

I was 16, which, in 1966, was pretty damned young for a guy to manage to accomplish it. And I didn't actually "manage" anything - she did. I'd gotten into this brand new federal program for kids who were, supposedly, really smart but did lousy in school. During Summer vacation, they took us to a college, has us live in the dorms, and get "exposed" to college with some classes, then during the school year we went on "field trips". Each kid was assigned a tutor-counsellor, a college student. Mine was Nina Taylor (name changed to protect the "innocent"), a 20 year old student at Bennett College in Millbrook, NY, a sort of junior college Vassar, for rich girls. That Fall of '66 (I'd turned 16 at the end of August) there was some kind of dance at Bennett College and she took me. So I'm thinking how cool this is, I'm at a college dance with this hot chick, and I'm getting to drink. Drinking age in NY then was 18, they were selling tickets, which you handed in at the bar for drinks, and checking ID at the ticket selling table. She, of course, bought our drink tickets, and that was the only ID checking going on. After all, back then, in NY, almost all college students were old enough to drink. Hell, a lot of High School Seniors were old enough. Little did I know that a little later something even cooler would happen. She had made some what you might call "leading remarks" during one of those field trips to see a Broadway show a couple weeks earlier, but I didn't think she was serious. I mean, a good looking 20 year old rich college girl, and a just barely 16 High School kid? Well she was an Art major, and took me over to show me the Art Studio. Which had an enclosed entryway, where she raped me. Well, statutorily, at least, which is the only way one can actually rape the willing. So was it spectacular? Well, that, today, would be about the equivalent of a 13 year old boy getting laid, so you better damned well believe it was spectacular. And it was also really beneficial for my later sex life. With her being so much older and me being amazed that she was screwing me, I wasn't all wrapped up in male ego and had no problem listening and paying attention to her teaching me what to do and how to do it over the next year, which, I found out later, stood me in very good stead with the girls that followed. Especially in my 20s, when the competition was mostly guys who didn't really have a clue what they were doing yet. And in the extremely unlikely event that Nina sees this, thank you VERY much, and I figured that all these years later, even if someone figure out who you are (REAL unlikely), it won't do any harm.

My first time I was 13 and she was 15 I had no clue how wonderful sex would feel. I knew I liked the female body just didn't know how dangerous it was and how much of an addict I'd become to sex. but after meeting my first wife I lost all interest in sex but with my second wife I cant get enough thank GOD I was reborn to love sex and all its splendor.

(from Terry)
And damn, I REALLY missed out by not being born about 20 years alter. When I was in High School, ANY girl, even 18 year old Seniors, who even let a boy get his hand inside her pants or, God forbid, gave him a hand job, got a reputation as a slut and nobody would even ask her on a date. Although they ALL wanted to find ways to spend time with her on the QT, after which they'd brag about it. Do I hear someone saying "double standard"?

my wife and I were both each others first.she was 18 and I was 20 on Valentine's Day. Very romantic and very good!

my first was on a picnic table up cottonwood canyon... she asked if I was done yet cause she had to be home by midnight... yeah it was over with right there....

UPLIFTYOURLIFE wrote:

My first time was on the confession both at my local catholic church (New York City).
Lets just say sister Joan saw and heard an earful. I had to meet with Rectory Director/Church Priest and my punishment was to clean the church every weekend for a month LOL.

Please don't tell me it was St. Pat's.

ANDRAYWAY_SHANAYNAY wrote:

I am still a virgin. Anyone want to be my first?

Depends on if you're the boy or the girl. Or maybe not, come to think of it. I suppose my wife could help either one out - she doesn't believe in sex discrimination like I do.

I'm REALLY disappointed in the stories so far. With the exception of the Catholic Church one (was it with like a priest or alter girl...do they have alter girls?) the rest were pretty vanilla. I mean c'mon, nobody had a Mrs. Robinson first time? Nobody got boinked by their hot cousin or step sibling? At very least somebody should have had their first time be hot monkey sex in the parking garage after getting married in the temple. Garments flying everywhere, torn wedding dresses, best man and maid of honor doing a four way.

"We fed a marmot caramel corn afterwords."

You KINKY motherfucker!






Oh wait. That part prolly happened afterwards, huh. At first I thought it said, "We fed the marmot caramel corn afterwords." and I thought you were like paying it for services rendered. Okay fine, I'll give you a point of two for location but that's it...unless you wanna come clean on the large wild squirrel. Yeah I know what a marmot is, bitches!

Dayvan_Cowboy wrote:

OK. How the hell did that happen.

That marmot's fate haunted me for hours. A day full of beginnings and thoughts of finality.

As well it should. You prolly gave the poor little guy some major cavities (marmots are notoriously poor brushers and flossers) and good luck findin' a dentist in Alaska that will let a rodent make payments when he doesn't have decent dental insurance.

So where does the dentist fit in? Oh wait, I think I get it (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). Were the marmots trading their EBT cards and Obama phones for sexual favors? So what was REALLY in that caramel corn? And was this in the 80's when everybody had a pretty good bush?

Dolphins. You HAD to mention dolphins! Those fuckers freak me out. They act all nice and shit and then you see one take out a killer whale with his fucking black belt dolphin nose karate. And what's up with that language? Swimming around taunting us. Jumping up out of the water and speaking that language that nobody understands. They're always TOTALLY laughing at us ya know.






So long and thanks for all the fish my ass!



And fwiw Flipper was some little dude in a fish costume!