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We'd be dead...






...long before we got to the end of the list.
(from Terry)

Dead, buried, but not even a little decomposed 'cause my entire body would be pickled in alcohol. Even my hair and fingernails. But I had an unfair advantage - my late teens and twenties were right in the peak of the hippie "free love" era.
Mr would be drunk just because he has no tolerance. I'd probably be tipsy because I do have a very high tolerance. But it also depends on what's in the shot glass. Am I analyzing this too much?
TJ = very drunk to dead.
Flame = DEAD!!!
Lol!
OMG sober here but looking to change that
Mrs. A would be really drunk and Mr. R would be a little more than tipsy, but we want to be almost fucking dead dammit, lol.
We would be just fine it takes a whole lot to get us dead drunk but very willing to try
It all depends on what day it is that I must drink those shots, Monday I would be pretty drunk. Tuesday thru Thursday I would be falling down and cant move, now the weekend, I would be dead for sure, now that is all because the amount of alcohol in my body already from the stress relief of my damn job.lol
Now the Mrs would be a good solid drunk, almost falling but yet still alive.
AANDR wrote:

Mrs. A would be really drunk and Mr. R would be a little more than tipsy, but we want to be almost fucking dead dammit, lol.

I am sure you could find a very long list of people who want to help you out with that, We would just want to help you stay sober with jello. He He He
Well if we do KRAZYGIRLS Jell-O shots we would..... Ok yep still dead. Lol but well worth it.
I'd be sober the church dosen't allow sex I'm a very good boy
Not sure if we would be dead or drunk but either way we would be happy and still trying to get more shots before we die
PICKLED!!
well... since I am a light weight I'd definitely be drunk!!! :D
We would both be extremely drunk but both still alive.
FUNSTUFF89 wrote:

Sober.. any takers? jk. ;P

<3 Liz


We will help you with a shot or two
We are always up to helping folks out :D
Toujours Flammes
I have to say I think I'd be dead. But one drink can make me tipsy so it really isn't a very good scale for me. LOL
tipsy but waiting to get drunk....hint hint
JV666playful let us know when you two would like to get drunk with us hint hint
The Mrs would be more than tipsy but not quite drunk, the Mr would be dead, buried and turned to ash lol.
Stick a fork in me! I'm done!
Krazygirls jello shots taste like candy and my mom told me not to take candy from strangers so we are going to need to be friends!
JUSTUSKS wrote:

Krazygirls jello shots taste like candy and my mom told me not to take candy from strangers so we are going to need to be friends!


Ok so Hi I am Krazyguy, I love long walks on the beach, naked girls and sex. now we are friends,so if I buy a big bottle of fireball can we just drink it all,twenty min of fun two slow breaths, a shot. repeat,again and again and, well you should get it.
SIMPLYRED wrote:

I would be drunk. not so much in the last year... but my past yes.. drunk... big time...

We need to help fix this last year for you!!! There's still two months left!
Are we talking in 1 day or a lifetime? :)
In the last year? Just tipsy. In the last 10 years? Dead!
Can I drink those shots over 24 hrs to keep my buzz on? :D
While I might just be tipsy...and approaching drunk....

When I do find myself actually "dead", it's gonna take a crew to close the coffin with the big smile the friends I've made along the way have brought me.
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Ok so Hi I am Krazyguy, I love long walks on the beach, naked girls and sex. now we are friends,so if I buy a big bottle of fireball can we just drink it all,twenty min of fun two slow breaths, a shot. repeat,again and again and, well you should get it.[/quote]

Wait did someone say fire ball. Well now you know we're in. We have a chilled bottle here and ready to be consumed. With mr and mrs Krazy and whoever else wants some.
The cleanup crew would be carrying me out in barrels and sponges.
There's an exam. Come see me in my office.
Oral with a transition into workplace improvisation. The second portion is weighted at 40% physical capability, 30% problem solving, and 30% eagerness / brand representation. The second portion of the tests' curve is determined by various aptitudes exhibited during the initial oral introduction, which are trade secrets. Extra credit for an oral course recap.
It's negotiable. Speak with admissions.
Where do you wanna go?
Lightly tipsy but hoping to change that. Anyone have some extra shots? Oh and accompany it with some Fireball for the Mrs.
AZWETNWILD wrote:

SECRETCOUPLE801 wrote:

Lightly tipsy but hoping to change that. Anyone have some extra shots? Oh and accompany it with some Fireball for the Mrs.


Give it a few years and you will be dead in no time :)


Looking forward to it ;)