Hah!I like that! ...It only confirms my thoughts on a number of things... 
Thanks for that tidbit of info! PEACE~
Thanks for that tidbit of info! PEACE~It would be way more interesting if it was a poll they took during Sacrament Meeting or General Conference. 
I'm with Sir Newby. I was shocked and saddened that there were no scat or bestiality fantasies listed. Especially since bestiality is legal in Alabama; Arkansas; Washington, D.C.; Guam; Hawaii; Kentucky; Montana; Nevada; New Hampshire; New Jersey; New Mexico; Ohio; Texas; Vermont; Virginia; West Virginia; and Wyoming. ESPECIALLY Wyoming!
And not ONE question about wife swapping. How fucked up is that? Every swinger knows that the 'nillas are all totally jeally of us and wish more than anything they could go to key parties and swinger shindigs where old women dress up like young school girls.
And if you look closely, this "study" was done at the University of Montreal. The University of Montreal! If that even IS a real university it's in fucking Canada. They put gravy on french fries and
call ham "bacon" and say "eh?" after every other word. And spring doesn't hit most of Canada 'till about the 4th of July...about a week before the first snowfall of winter. Don't EVEN get me started on when they celebrate Thanksgiving. Timbits my ass!
And not ONE question about wife swapping. How fucked up is that? Every swinger knows that the 'nillas are all totally jeally of us and wish more than anything they could go to key parties and swinger shindigs where old women dress up like young school girls.
And if you look closely, this "study" was done at the University of Montreal. The University of Montreal! If that even IS a real university it's in fucking Canada. They put gravy on french fries and
call ham "bacon" and say "eh?" after every other word. And spring doesn't hit most of Canada 'till about the 4th of July...about a week before the first snowfall of winter. Don't EVEN get me started on when they celebrate Thanksgiving. Timbits my ass!
The mean age is 30 which means a lot of younger people responded to the questions. I would love to see how the percentages held up when stratified by age groups. Such as 20-30yrs, 30-40yrs....etc.
That's cuz they only asked people at the Lifestyle College Party. It was off the hook, yo!
An appropriate sex questionnaire for us geezers would be whether you take your Metamucil before or after sex and if the smell of Ben Gay totally gives you a chubby.
An appropriate sex questionnaire for us geezers would be whether you take your Metamucil before or after sex and if the smell of Ben Gay totally gives you a chubby.
EVILDOERS wrote:
That's cuz they only asked people at the Lifestyle College Party. It was off the hook, yo!
An appropriate sex questionnaire for us geezers would be whether you take your Metamucil before or after sex and if the smell of Ben Gay totally gives you a chubby.
Thanks again for cracking me up with your insightful responses.
EVILDOERS wrote:
I'm with Sir Newby. I was shocked and saddened that there were no scat or bestiality fantasies listed.
Evil man, you need to read to the END of the list! It says "Have fantasized about having sex with an animal" Girls are 3%. Guys are 2.2%.
Yeah but it didn't specify what KIND of animal and since humans are animals I...oh fuck it. You're right, I only skimmed the fucking list because I have the attention span of a gnat with ADD.
EVILDOERS wrote:
Yeah but it didn't specify what KIND of animal and since humans are animals I...oh fuck it. You're right, I only skimmed the fucking list because I have the attention span of a gnat with ADD.
No no, you're right too. They need more specification. We need to know whether they want an anaconda or a rattler, a pig or a cow, an amoeba or a blue whale. This is IMPORTANT. The list is incomplete.
They're corridors, not hallways. Not that I'm like some big Star Trek nerd or anything. 
But yes, you're right. Cap'n Kirk shouldn't whip out his pants phazer unless he's like in a Jeffries tube or something.
But yes, you're right. Cap'n Kirk shouldn't whip out his pants phazer unless he's like in a Jeffries tube or something.