I was masterbating with my hitachi plug in vibrator when our power went out. Sad state of affairs when u realize u have broken all battery operated toys over the years. Now I remember why I went with plug ins. Lol. At least I still have access to Internet porn on my phone and mr chastity. What did our poor ancestors do before the Internet and electricity.
gonna have to go with, very, very active imaginations? Possibly household items as helpers... 
They laid perfectly positioned under a waterfall.
NOW WE KNOW WHO TO BLAME FOR THE POWER OUTAGE!!! LOL
FUCKCHASTITY wrote:
I was masterbating with my hitachi plug in vibrator when our power went out. Sad state of affairs when u realize u have broken all battery operated toys over the years. Now I remember why I went with plug ins. Lol. At least I still have access to Internet porn on my phone and mr chastity. What did our poor ancestors do before the Internet and electricity.
You don't wanna know...but the short answer is livestock.
Well we are one of only 238 customers left without power this morning. God Really doesn't want me to masterbate
I really hate when that happens 
Toujours Flammes
Toujours Flammes
FUCKCHASTITY wrote:
Well we are one of only 238 customers left without power this morning. God Really doesn't want me to masterbate
Course He doesn't. That's like the 11th Commandment or something. "Thou shalt not touch thy pee pee." God is REALLY concerned about what we do with our genitals (and who we do it with). Just ask any priest, bishop or pastor.
Just a guess here.....Fuck?
Toujours Flammes
Toujours Flammes
FUCKCHASTITY wrote:
I was masterbating with my hitachi plug in vibrator when our power went out. Sad state of affairs when u realize u have broken all battery operated toys over the years. Now I remember why I went with plug ins. Lol. At least I still have access to Internet porn on my phone and mr chastity. What did our poor ancestors do before the Internet and electricity.
Thats why a 2 stroke gas powered toy works so well, no problem when you lose power, then ya run out of gas and need the hitachi.lol
Fucking and cuddling are my two favorite things to do when the power is out.
Get out the generator and an extention cord.. lol
Perma-Bachelor wrote:
NOW WE KNOW WHO TO BLAME FOR THE POWER OUTAGE!!! LOL
(from Terry)
Oh my Goddess, yes. Fuckchastity, you have GOT TO stop using those 30,000 Watt, self-lubricating, quadruple action, triple speed, multiple prong, 18 inch stroke, toys. If you don't, we'll all be reduced to just our hands (and maybe feet, for the really limber), and what are we going to do then?
Well we have not heard how it all ended, Chasity how did you fair, the anticipation is killing us,lol
We have a 2000 watt quite generator you could use, just shout and I will run it over.
But it would suck to get interrupted during a very fun time. Probably just before climax, then what do ya do.
We have a 2000 watt quite generator you could use, just shout and I will run it over.
But it would suck to get interrupted during a very fun time. Probably just before climax, then what do ya do.