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Ok, so this is a person we have played with before had a great time and he has expressed wanting to get together again, how's the funnest way to surprise him?
Get him to take you out and end up in a hotel room, have her waiting in the bed naked when you arrive,
I know I would love to get that for a suprise.
have him go to the store for some beer... while he is gone have her come over and get naked in bed with you... when hubby comes home be making out with each other....
Break into his house and jump out of his closet naked with both of you wearing strap ons.
We like the way Perma-Bachlor thinks but perhaps with a twist...

Send him to the store for red wine, a "large" bottle of lube, baby oil, plastic underlayment, and batteries! His head will be swimming knowing you are up to some naughty fun and wondering what you are up to! Imagine his huge surprise when he walks in and sees a few pieces of ladies clothing leading the way, like a trail to paradise, but wait aren't those "two" pair of panties, two bras, "what the hell"?? and his heart beating a hundred miles an hour as he turns the corner into the bathroom to find two beautiful women in the bubble bath kissing passionately, moaning... isn't that a hand under the suds between her thighs moving up and down...???
How about have him go to the store and buy some TAMPONS, th e poor man will hate to go buy those, thinking all the way, damn I have to go 4 days without any fun and this will suck ass. When he gets home he will find both of you naked and aroused, and oh boy.
You know knock him down a peg so the suprise is just that much bigger.
Hehehehe all great ideas, I ended up leaving door unlocked, then got him hot and bothered. Dressed up then went down on him in the middle she walked in and it shocked him(in a good way) god I love threesomes!!!!
I surprised my hubby with a threesome while he was taking a shower me and my friend jumped in with him.
(from Terry)

I am UTTERLY confused. Yeah, OK, that's normal for me, but this time I don't think it's my fault. So a couple wants to surprise this guy with a 3some. OK. But someone got him hot and bothered, then went down on him, then "she" walked in, but scorpionfrog is a couple, with a girl and a straight guy. I CANNOT figure out what's going on here. Unless that "she" is someone else, and not part of scorpionfrog. And since they're 0 miles from me, whatever it is, it's going on right here in my neighborhood.
I am confused too, is there a bad way to have a threesome?
WHYNOTSAYHI wrote:

I am confused too, is there a bad way to have a threesome?


Yep, three doods.
WHYNOTSAYHI wrote:

I am confused too, is there a bad way to have a threesome?



Of course not. It's just that I can't figure out the logistics of this one.
Say honey would you like ?? to come over friday night for a threesome. That would do it for me...
EVILDOERS wrote:

WHYNOTSAYHI wrote:

I am confused too, is there a bad way to have a threesome?


Yep, three doods.


What he said! :-O
SIMPLYRED wrote:

WHYNOTSAYHI wrote:

I am confused too, is there a bad way to have a threesome?
NOPE!!! Where do I sign up???

I'll send you the clip board!!!
LOLLIPOP wrote:

I surprised my hubby with a threesome while he was taking a shower me and my friend jumped in with him.


I want you to surprise me :-)