Hey fellas, we wont accept single guy unless they will bring a date. I just wanna make this clear.
Thanks
Thanks
But you'll accept single ladies without a date, right? 
KAMARATI wrote:
Wait, I'm confused. "No single guys" you say? And yet you yourself are among that loathed and often excluded lesser class of the lifestyle population. How can this conundrum exist? Ah, it harkens a me back to a time in the not so distant past when another lowly second class citizen type calling himself ucantouchmymonky had the audacity to created a group, I believe he called it "the sessy people party" which he only allowed people he deemed as sexy and attractive to join. It caused quite the ruckus here in the land of swingular. Is this more of those shenanigans?
Didn't he join the French Foreign Legion or like get sent to Gitmo for jumping the White House fence and running up to the front door screaming "I am not an elephant! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!". That's what I heard anyway.
What eve r happened to the monkey? And his select sexy people parties. Have to admit as a single guy that's a way around the stigma host a party where your the only single guy.
Fuck that! We're only inviting hot young polygamists (uh huh they do TOO exist!) who can bring like a minimum of 4 or 5 extra vajajays (and beer, they should bring beer too) and like, what is that, like 10 or 20 boobies. Yeah baby, hot young poylg hooters! And none of those braids or prairie dresses shit. We want the kind of polygs like they have on tv where they can wear regular clothes and don't look like extras from a Kevin Costner western movie. This party is gonna be lengen...wait for it...DAIRY!!! 
BASSHUNTER wrote:
Hey fellas, we wont accept single guy unless they will bring a date. I just wanna make this clear.
Thanks
Excellent. You didn't specify who the date needed to be. Must it be human? I'm going to bring a pet fish in a jar. If that doesn't work, will any single males go with me? Oh wait, I'm a year past the limit. I'm not allowed to talk in this forum am I?
MISSSMITHNSIRNEWBY wrote:
The cunning linguist went the way of the Whigs. Or was it Biggs? As in number 2 to the star attraction? I can't remember.
Regardless, I'm upping the ante: hot single ladies are only welcome if they bring a hot single lady date with them. Make it two on the weekends. Imported beer and a lengthy massage (giving, of course) is also a must. Tired of all the biotches who think they can ride this stallion for free.
SN
HOORAY!!! Finally real equality of the sexes!
EVILDOERS wrote:
Fuck that! We're only inviting hot young polygamists (uh huh they do TOO exist!) who can bring like a minimum of 4 or 5 extra vajajays (and beer, they should bring beer too) and like, what is that, like 10 or 20 boobies. Yeah baby, hot young poylg hooters! And none of those braids or prairie dresses shit. We want the kind of polygs like they have on tv where they can wear regular clothes and don't look like extras from a Kevin Costner western movie. This party is gonna be lengen...wait for it...DAIRY!!!
Well, I'm actually good friends with some of those down in Florida. I'm just not certain that they have the time to get back to Utah, though. Oh, wait, even though they don't do the braids and long dress stuff, they ARE kinda fundamentalist Christians, so maybe they wouldn't be interested. Heck, thought for a second maybe I could help get your party going there.
JEFFSMITH1972 wrote:BASSHUNTER wrote:
Hey fellas, we wont accept single guy unless they will bring a date. I just wanna make this clear.
Thanks
Excellent. You didn't specify who the date needed to be. Must it be human? I'm going to bring a pet fish in a jar. If that doesn't work, will any single males go with me? Oh wait, I'm a year past the limit. I'm not allowed to talk in this forum am I?
I could bring one of the chickens. Or maybe one of the cats, they're all female, too. Does that kind of pussy count? Oh, Hell, Dana just reminded me I'm not quite under 35. It's really getting bad when the ugly head of ageism rears itself in your own wife. But she forgets - as much younger than me as she may be, SHE isn't under 35 anymore either. Ha! One point under my name on the scoreboard. If only she didn't already have so many more points than I do.
EVILDOERS wrote:
Fuck that! We're only inviting hot young polygamists (uh huh they do TOO exist!) who can bring like a minimum of 4 or 5 extra vajajays (and beer, they should bring beer too) and like, what is that, like 10 or 20 boobies. Yeah baby, hot young poylg hooters! And none of those braids or prairie dresses shit. We want the kind of polygs like they have on tv where they can wear regular clothes and don't look like extras from a Kevin Costner western movie. This party is gonna be lengen...wait for it...DAIRY!!!
Well, I'm actually good friends with some of those down in Florida. I'm just not certain that they have the time to get back to Utah, though. Oh, wait, even though they don't do the braids and long dress stuff, they ARE kinda fundamentalist Christians, so maybe they wouldn't be interested. Heck, thought for a second maybe I could help get your party going there.
I love the smell of sarcasm (and napalm) in the morning. Smells like victory.
I would have thought with how many Bootie calls he had up and the party link and the other forums, all of the rules could have been out already, my bad I guess we need more info for all of the haters to respond to.lol
And Evil, napalm has a bad smell that sticks in your head if taken before 10 am. Please reframe from that use for another hour could ya.
And Evil, napalm has a bad smell that sticks in your head if taken before 10 am. Please reframe from that use for another hour could ya.
KAMARATI wrote:
Wait, I'm confused. "No single guys" you say? And yet you yourself are among that loathed and often excluded lesser class of the lifestyle population. How can this conundrum exist? Ah, it harkens a me back to a time in the not so distant past when another lowly second class citizen type calling himself ucantouchmymonky had the audacity to created a group, I believe he called it "the sessy people party" which he only allowed people he deemed as sexy and attractive to join. It caused quite the ruckus here in the land of swingular. Is this more of those shenanigans?
LOL ... Kamarati...
So Sessy .. LOL 1/3 of the RSVP's for this party are single males, Maybe you need to change it to Crazy Daves rules and just charge them $50 for a slim to no chance to get laid. lol
JEFFSMITH1972 wrote:BASSHUNTER wrote:
Hey fellas, we wont accept single guy unless they will bring a date. I just wanna make this clear.
Thanks
Excellent. You didn't specify who the date needed to be. Must it be human? I'm going to bring a pet fish in a jar. If that doesn't work, will any single males go with me? Oh wait, I'm a year past the limit. I'm not allowed to talk in this forum am I?
Well, he didn't say anything about singles guys appearing as a couple.... right? so what we could do is show up 'together' at this party... maybe lock arms as we approach the door... we'd be looked upon as a newly wed same-sex couple now and they'd let us in... moments after getting past the threshold we do what they do in movies... briefly look at each other then dash off in opposite directions and out off the screen... where we both unleash are lecherous mayhem amongst all the SF party goers laying waste to everything in our path... I mean, afterall, we are 'Single Males' and have to live up to that awesome stigma, right?
KRAZYGIRL wrote:
I would have thought with how many Bootie calls he had up and the party link and the other forums, all of the rules could have been out already, my bad I guess we need more info for all of the haters to respond to.lol
And Evil, napalm has a bad smell that sticks in your head if taken before 10 am. Please reframe from that use for another hour could ya.
Does NOT smell good any time of the day. Or night. Trust me, been there, done that, got the scars to back it up.
KRAZYGIRL wrote:
I would have thought with how many Bootie calls he had up and the party link and the other forums, all of the rules could have been out already, my bad I guess we need more info for all of the haters to respond to.lol
And Evil, napalm has a bad smell that sticks in your head if taken before 10 am. Please reframe from that use for another hour could ya.
Does NOT smell good any time of the day. Or night. Trust me, been there, done that.
I find it funny that the single male decides he wants to have a college party then charges $25 for a BYOB event.
Clearly an example all other single males should emulate.
Clearly an example all other single males should emulate.
25 bucks ain't bad. How else ya gonna pay for all those red Solo cups and a Crockpot full of those little swinger meatballs?
How do you have an authentic college party experience without the leering frat boys?
SIMPLEPLEASURES wrote:
I find it funny that the single male decides he wants to have a college party then charges $25 for a BYOB event.
that's what we said.. lolz...
I have to admit, I'm super curious about what makes this a "college" party vs any other swing party.
In college, a party usually was at a house with at least 2 stories, people drinking (and other things), random people having sex in rooms, topless girls and loud music... sounds like a regular swinger party to me. I'm sure I'm missing an important variable that separates the two...
Anyway, hope you all have a good time. I'm sure it will be fun.
In college, a party usually was at a house with at least 2 stories, people drinking (and other things), random people having sex in rooms, topless girls and loud music... sounds like a regular swinger party to me. I'm sure I'm missing an important variable that separates the two...
Anyway, hope you all have a good time. I'm sure it will be fun.
We agree with STARSHELL1212, we are not sure what makes this a college party. Not trying to be haters, just confused.
So far it seems like most of the people have RSVP to this party ars single guys. Any other fun young couples going to this party ?
INTERESTED1TIME1 wrote:
We agree with STARSHELL1212, we are not sure what makes this a college party. Not trying to be haters, just confused.
Togas?
INTERESTED1TIME1 wrote:
We agree with STARSHELL1212, we are not sure what makes this a college party. Not trying to be haters, just confused.
Perhaps it set up and organized by 30 something single males that have the house to themselves while the parents are out of town for the weekend. The money is to pay a professionaal cleaner so mom doesn't find out
I think "hate" is a rather strong word. Perhaps facetious obfuscation or obsequious denigration.
EVILDOERS wrote:
I think "hate" is a rather strong word. Perhaps facetious obfuscation or obsequious denigration.
Facetious...? Doubt it but if you think that you can be really funny i m looking for a clown for the party. You should be volunteer for it.
Doubt it but if you think that you can be really funny i m looking for a clown for the party. You should be volunteer for it.
"Evil Maybe A Clown"! But he is too Old To Attend. Sorry Your Rules Not His!
As a matter of fact I AM pretty adept at making balloon animals. You should see my artistic interpretation of "Desperate Single Male" done entirely in mauve and taupe balloons. It won best in show at the Pahrump International Balloon Animal Symposium two years in a row.
EVILDOERS wrote:Nice! I think we would attend a party with you Evil just to watch you interact with others.
As a matter of fact I AM pretty adept at making balloon animals. You should see my artistic interpretation of "Desperate Single Male" done entirely in mauve and taupe balloons. It won best in show at the Pahrump International Balloon Animal Symposium two years in a row.
We will volunteer to help out.
FUCKCHASTITY wrote:
We will volunteer to help out.
Can you make totally kick ass balloon animals?
Man this brings back glorious memories of the Sessy douchebaggery LOL
EVILDOERS wrote:FUCKCHASTITY wrote:
We will volunteer to help out.
Can you make totally kick ass balloon animals?
Lol, no. I can't do that, but there are plenty of other circus related things that I can do.
Let's face facts. Like the fabled elusive unicorn, guys who actually "get it", or dude-i-corns, are extremely rare and hard to find. Once one finds them the likelihood of their dance cards being VERY full is quite high. THE most hilarious thing in swingdom is the former swingle male who when finally paired with a lady all of a sudden becomes a born again SM hater. Kind of like how people who quit smoking suddenly become total anti-smoking Nazis.
FUCKCHASTITY wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:
[quote=FUCKCHASTITY]We will volunteer to help out.
Can you make totally kick ass balloon animals?
Lol, no. I can't do that, but there are plenty of other circus related things that I can do. [/quote]
Yeah, I've seen your high wire act. OMG, we should start a swinger circus! I wonder where we could find a guy willing to climb out of a tiny car full of naked women...in clown makeup.
too funny
frat party = u go get drunk and hope to get laid.
swinger party = u go some get drunk some don't and just maybe you get laid if you click.
Fuck party= u go meet and all fuck and everyone goes home happy.
frat party = u go get drunk and hope to get laid.
swinger party = u go some get drunk some don't and just maybe you get laid if you click.
Fuck party= u go meet and all fuck and everyone goes home happy.
SECRETCOUPLE801 wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:Nice! I think we would attend a party with you Evil just to watch you interact with others.
As a matter of fact I AM pretty adept at making balloon animals. You should see my artistic interpretation of "Desperate Single Male" done entirely in mauve and taupe balloons. It won best in show at the Pahrump International Balloon Animal Symposium two years in a row.
I believe Evil is really just the sarcastic alter ego of IBM's Watson Computer.
I'm rarely, if ever, sarcastic. Now if you want to talk facetiousness, well, I have an advanced degree. There' a subtle difference.
OK, OK, I don't log-in to this joint all that much anymore but every time I do, this thread is staring at me. I've decided to step in and be the voice of reason here. **Blank Stare**
Dayum ... forgot what I was gonna say ... something about how age hasn't changed me .... chit ... can't remember. Oh well. Has anyone seen my reading glasses and/or miracle bra?
Also, someone mentioned meatballs for this party. EVERYBODY knows that cocktail wieners are the way to go. Yep, cocktail wieners with that special sauce. Mmm mmm good.
Dayum ... forgot what I was gonna say ... something about how age hasn't changed me .... chit ... can't remember. Oh well. Has anyone seen my reading glasses and/or miracle bra?
Also, someone mentioned meatballs for this party. EVERYBODY knows that cocktail wieners are the way to go. Yep, cocktail wieners with that special sauce. Mmm mmm good.
EVILDOERS wrote:
I'm rarely, if ever, sarcastic. Now if you want to talk facetiousness, well, I have an advanced degree. There' a subtle difference.
Facetiousness is sarcasm in sheep's clothing, I'd bet you double majored. I'm just disappointed your response was not in the form of a question.
EVILDOERS wrote:
I'm rarely, if ever, sarcastic. Now if you want to talk facetiousness, well, I have an advanced degree. There' a subtle difference.
Then if you develop a cough don't try to fly!
SIMPLEPLEASURES wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:
I'm rarely, if ever, sarcastic. Now if you want to talk facetiousness, well, I have an advanced degree. There' a subtle difference.
Then if you develop a cough don't try to fly!
Shit, guess I'm doomed.
FUCKCHASTITY wrote:SIMPLEPLEASURES wrote:
[quote=EVILDOERS]I'm rarely, if ever, sarcastic. Now if you want to talk facetiousness, well, I have an advanced degree. There' a subtle difference.
Then if you develop a cough don't try to fly!
Shit, guess I'm doomed. [/quote]
No only if you have an advanced degree like 104
NONCONFORMIST wrote:
Evil, you can be my clown anytime! You crack me up. Funny, intelligent, .... and nice boots too! All in the same package.
From the Mrs.
Yeah I'm often told that my boots are my best feature. At least I THINK they said boots. Hmmmm
And thank you for clarifying that that was from the Mrs. ...
No offense, I'm sure Mr. NONCOMFORMIST is very nice and he has a LOVELY colorful skin condition but I just don't swing that way. Usually...
Ummm I will find a lady for all you alls. If you bring me some Chip'n dale's. Just saying! Not hard for a lady to bring a friend but, really hard for a guy. No matter the lifestyle.
I be a polygamist momma! Hehe keep my sweet sheep girls in a nice pasture. They will never leave. Hehehe Why can't Pimp's figure this out. PIMP JUICE I think not. Only the Lady in RED can make everything just right!(not saying you all have to wear red. Just a figure of speech.)
Anywho, Men always bring a girlfriend...or, a kinky Friend who gets it.
I be a polygamist momma! Hehe keep my sweet sheep girls in a nice pasture. They will never leave. Hehehe Why can't Pimp's figure this out. PIMP JUICE I think not. Only the Lady in RED can make everything just right!(not saying you all have to wear red. Just a figure of speech.)
Anywho, Men always bring a girlfriend...or, a kinky Friend who gets it.
NONCONFORMIST wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:
[quote=NONCONFORMIST]Evil, you can be my clown anytime! You crack me up. Funny, intelligent, .... and nice boots too! All in the same package.
From the Mrs.
Yeah I'm often told that my boots are my best feature. At least I THINK they said boots. Hmmmm
And thank you for clarifying that that was from the Mrs. ...
No offense, I'm sure Mr. NONCOMFORMIST is very nice and he has a LOVELY colorful skin condition but I just don't swing that way. Usually...
Mr. Nonconformist is quite nice but he never swings that way!
Didn't think so but you can never be too careful nowadays what with guys marryin' guys and Mormons Meetin' and such. Mosta us guys are really terrible at puttin' on makeup and in your second pic...well you can see how a feller might get a little confused.
The thing that stands out to me the most is that there is an age limit.... Yet the hosts are well beyond the mid-30ish cut off. Guess with age comes the perks of having badass party pads like mine.. Haha!!
Maybe he's busy. The Harvest Ball down in Price was tonight. I guessing his Ball dance card was pretty damned full. 
HILLBILLY74UT wrote:we would love to party sometime in that badass party pad of yours. We are always down for a badass party lol.
The thing that stands out to me the most is that there is an age limit.... Yet the hosts are well beyond the mid-30ish cut off. Guess with age comes the perks of having badass party pads like mine.. Haha!!
MRCOWBOYOPIE85 wrote:HILLBILLY74UT wrote:we would love to party sometime in that badass party pad of yours. We are always down for a badass party lol.
The thing that stands out to me the most is that there is an age limit.... Yet the hosts are well beyond the mid-30ish cut off. Guess with age comes the perks of having badass party pads like mine.. Haha!!
Heck yes!!! Now that its getting little cooler hottub and fire pit parties!!