We've been wondering if our profile projects the real "us" and if we're marketing to the people we want to end up fucking so we thought it would be fun/informative/a HUGE waste of time to start a thread about it. The idea here is to read the profile of the person who posted above you and give them some honest feedback about their profile and sort of guess as to the type of people you think it would attract. Since nobody in their right mind would read our profile we'll do ourselves (yeah we "do" ourselves quite frequently thank you very much) and y'all can "do" each other's profiles.
To date we doubt anybody's been able to make it all the way thru our profile (hell WE haven't even read the whole fucking thing) without falling asleep or projectile vomiting so we don't think feedback would really give us much to go on as far as polishing it up to attract our desired demographic...severely sexually disturbed circus midgets who are addicted to German scat porn and have daddy issues.
To date we doubt anybody's been able to make it all the way thru our profile (hell WE haven't even read the whole fucking thing) without falling asleep or projectile vomiting so we don't think feedback would really give us much to go on as far as polishing it up to attract our desired demographic...severely sexually disturbed circus midgets who are addicted to German scat porn and have daddy issues.
Longest profile ever....We stopped to pee twice, and forgot where we had ended. We are thinking about giving up searching for fuckables if it means reading that much again. Definitely, maybeish inclined to, leaning toward sending a friend request. Mrs. Twinstars and I may vote on it later this week.
Honestly, we think your profile suits you well. We've never met but hope we have a decent understanding of your fun-de-mentals from your endless gospel lessons to us all.
Honestly, we think your profile suits you well. We've never met but hope we have a decent understanding of your fun-de-mentals from your endless gospel lessons to us all.
Longest profile ever....We stopped to pee twice, and forgot where we had ended. We are thinking about giving up searching for fuckables if it means reading that much again. Definitely, maybeish inclined to, leaning toward sending a friend request. Mrs. Twinstars and I may vote on it later this week.
Honestly, we think your profile suits you well. We've never met but hope we have a decent understanding of your fun-de-mentals from your endless gospel lessons to us all.
Honestly, we think your profile suits you well. We've never met but hope we have a decent understanding of your fun-de-mentals from your endless gospel lessons to us all.
"endless gospel lessons"
You get us, you really get us!
You get us, you really get us!
There must be someone on this site that has taken some sort of corse to make all of us look a little more fuckable!!! Is fuckable a word?
Yes. But corse isn't. 
EVILDOERS wrote:
Yes. But corse isn't.
Course....damn phone!!!!
Didn't take long to go off course from the point of this thread... but it is difficult with any of evil's posts. He tends to keep the laughter going.
TWINSTARS wrote:
Longest profile ever....We stopped to pee twice, and forgot where we had ended. We are thinking about giving up searching for fuckables if it means reading that much again. Definitely, maybeish inclined to, leaning toward sending a friend request. Mrs. Twinstars and I may vote on it later this week.
Honestly, we think your profile suits you well. We've never met but hope we have a decent understanding of your fun-de-mentals from your endless gospel lessons to us all.
I'll review this one since it is the only one to leave a review so far.
I thought it did a great job of showing their personality (which is very helpful when deciding whether to contact or respond with interest to someone). It comes off that they love each other, love the Lifestyle and love hanging out with other folks for a fun time.
Their profile will likely attract a couple of types, both those looking for casual hook ups and also those hoping to make friends.
Overall the profile projects a nice, fun couple.
Thank you Starshell.
AZWETNWILD wrote:
I think this is what the OP was looking for, "even though he likes clown small people" when looking at profile marketing. When we read Star's profile there is so much on what is a no for them, and not as much on what they like. Ok let the arrows sail our way.
Interesting perspective. I thought listing things like we don't like pushy people or someone feeling like they are taking one for the team was also saying what we wanted. Something to consider.
Although we seem to be meeting some great people, so maybe some people are reading it more of how it was intended.
Either way, thanks for the feedback.
I read the profile for deliciously wet. It was a little long. Having read the full profile I think they are a fun-loving couple who are being careful in their sexual encounters. I read a few testimonials on their profile. Those are the best part of the profile. It is because of the testimonials I believe I would enjoy some adult fun with them. If I ever get to Utah you guys will be on my list!
DRAPERCOUPLE4PLAY wrote:
I look forward to reading Mr Evil's "words" daily! Laughter is the worlds best medicine and he delivers the best dose. He is like the the Stephen King of swing the way the words flow and ebb and ocasionally make no fucking sense lol!
Shit, I never equated Stephen King with laughter. Prose about sick twisted, douche canoes a.k.a. cars named Christine, maybe. But humor? Nope. Never met the Evils but I sense more of an Alfred E. Neuman on the other end of these posts. Will agree with the last part of the quote above. Has anyone ever noticed that Evils is an anagram for Elvis? Just sayin.'
We actually mention and pay homage to The King in our profile.
OK, our turn. Simplyred...here it comes! Bet THAT'S never been heard in this crowd before! hehehe
I actually like your profile, a lot. Short, and pretty much to the point! Although you did miss the required D & D free and expect the same....and the discretion thing. Reminds me we need to take that OUT of ours...we've sort of figured out now, that that these things are ALWAYS expected.
The likes: Nice pictures! They do a great job of showing people just what they can expect if they met you. And, they can be seen without all the added burden of upsetting someones ego by sending a friends request, just to figure out how to "unfriend" them when you find they really don't appeal to you. We don't need to see all your "lady parts" to decide if we want to meet you. If we were to hook up, that leaves a bit a mystery for the occasion!
All in all..coming from a guy that tends to talk too much...I LIKE it!
I actually like your profile, a lot. Short, and pretty much to the point! Although you did miss the required D & D free and expect the same....and the discretion thing. Reminds me we need to take that OUT of ours...we've sort of figured out now, that that these things are ALWAYS expected.
The likes: Nice pictures! They do a great job of showing people just what they can expect if they met you. And, they can be seen without all the added burden of upsetting someones ego by sending a friends request, just to figure out how to "unfriend" them when you find they really don't appeal to you. We don't need to see all your "lady parts" to decide if we want to meet you. If we were to hook up, that leaves a bit a mystery for the occasion!
All in all..coming from a guy that tends to talk too much...I LIKE it!
Well, I looked at your profile. Oh My God! While Dana still has a whole lot of years left if she wants to get with you guys, I've only got like a year left! But I can't send you a friend request or an email, because now I don't know who I am anymore. I mean, I can actually belt out a few show tunes, in fact I'm busy working on getting another Sondheim number down now. And I do have a meeting in SLC at a certain talent agency Tuesday. Am I a swishy gayboy trapped in a cute, petite girl's body? But I am trapped in a boy's body, and I don't know as I swish too much. And I don't know about cute, but the body hasn't been petite for a long time. Wait - I'm not sure it ever was. Slim, yes, but petite? And besides, I sure do have some serious lesbian tendencies. You guys have got me terribly confused. it may take me more than the year I have left to figure it out, if I ever can. Maybe I should give up and leave this whole thing to Dana; she certainly gets most of the attention anyway. Now what do I do?
TMACA wrote:huh?? lol
Well, I looked at your profile. Oh My God! While Dana still has a whole lot of years left if she wants to get with you guys, I've only got like a year left! But I can't send you a friend request or an email, because now I don't know who I am anymore. I mean, I can actually belt out a few show tunes, in fact I'm busy working on getting another Sondheim number down now. Am I a swishy gayboy trapped in a cute, petite boy's body? I am trapped in a boy's body, but I don't know as I swish too much. And I don't know about cute, but the body hasn't been petite for a long time. Wait - I'm not sure it ever was. Slim, yes, but petite? And besides, I sure do have some serious lesbian tendencies. You guys have got me terribly confused. it my take me more than the year I have left to figure it out, if I ever can. Maybe I should give up and leave this whole thing to Dana; she certainly gets most of the attention anyway. Now what do I do?
OOPS! I meant to say a swishy gayboy trapped in a cute, petite girl's body.
Absolutely agree with the cute girls body! LOL
I'm glad that most in this thread have something to read. A lot of people only put a sentence or two and it makes it hard to know if you want to push the friend button or not. Of coarse dirty pics are fun to look at but its almost as much fun reading about them. And why don't people answer all the like/dislike options about what you are into. Either yes no or maybe, don't leave it as N/A. Love ANDRAYWAY_SHANAYNAY's disclaimer and also subscribe to the Evil fan club. I was worried I had put too much info on our profile until I read some including Evil's and am left feeling like my attempt fell woefully short of descriptive.