Was just wonsering how other people in small towns such as Price America here conduct there business. For us it's like Cheers in this bitch everyone knows our name so we have to go up north just to keep it discreet it sucks when you really can't trust anyone to keep your doings out of the mouth and trust them to not tell the town so maybe some feedback or what not on how others do in a small town setting.
In fact we haven't hooked up for at least 7 months cause of the travel part so we're going to attend the Football Kickoff Party on Sept.27 never been to one so it may be a waste of time but there's always the bar and Mrs. Whooty to have fun with so no worries I suppose!!
In fact we haven't hooked up for at least 7 months cause of the travel part so we're going to attend the Football Kickoff Party on Sept.27 never been to one so it may be a waste of time but there's always the bar and Mrs. Whooty to have fun with so no worries I suppose!!
We do the same...small towns...big gossip...we just travel.
We know exactly how it is. Grew up in this small town. Everyone knows everyone and talks about everyone. Just have to be willing to travel for fun. Makes it so we can't play as often as we would like. But I still love living in a small town.
Small towns definetly have there faults for things like this. But we travel also. Its not a big deal living in the country. We are used to it! And it makes for some good visits with the MR driving to meet people and gives us time on the drive home to relive the sexy fun!!!
CURIOUSCOUPLE87 wrote:We agree its always ok to have an overnight get away wheter we hook up with someone or not we always have each other and we know how to make it fun
Small towns definetly have there faults for things like this. But we travel also. Its not a big deal living in the country. We are used to it! And it makes for some good visits with the MR driving to meet people and gives us time on the drive home to relive the sexy fun!!!
Too many people assume that they can call last minute...like a back-up date...and we'll drive to them...doesn't work like that. Despite the amount of freedom we have in our schedules, a little notice is nice...after all...you do want me to dress sexy for you don't you??? 
CURIOUSCOUPLE87 wrote:We agree its always ok to have an overnight get away wheter we hook up with someone or not we always have each other and we know how to make it fun
Small towns definetly have there faults for things like this. But we travel also. Its not a big deal living in the country. We are used to it! And it makes for some good visits with the MR driving to meet people and gives us time on the drive home to relive the sexy fun!!!
Most people in our area will not meet other locals. We figure if we meet them from here, they have just as much at stake. So we say let's meet!
It's just as bad in bigger cities. We're fucking sick and tired of running into people on the Stake High Council and from the Elder's Quorum Presidency at orgies. 
We love your sense of humor Evildoer!!!
Sense of humor?!!?
Oh, I get it. You think we're kidding. Yeah, you're right. It's usually those sluts in Relief Society that are in the big doggy pile gettin' DP'd.
Oh, I get it. You think we're kidding. Yeah, you're right. It's usually those sluts in Relief Society that are in the big doggy pile gettin' DP'd.
EVILDOERS wrote:
Sense of humor?!!?
Oh, I get it. You think we're kidding. Yeah, you're right. It's usually those sluts in Relief Society that are in the big doggy pile gettin' DP'd.
So Evil, um can I have the address to your church, have not found one that I would go to but with all this shit going on at yours just might be worth the three hours out of my football schedule to attend. At least I could get a few numbers for later?
We're in the 69th Ward in the Onanism North Stake. Yeah unfortunately there's a waiting list to join but I can prolly pull a few strings and get you on the short notice standby list.
Didn't you hear? Since you're a single male you're a menace to society (according to Bro. Brigham) and as of now all single males will have to submit to transurethral swabbing STD screening, a random drug test and search of their underwear drawers (to make sure only approved undies are in there), and a penile plethysmograph whilst watching hard core gay porn (just to make sure you aren't light in the wingtips...er I mean loafers) before you can get a recommend. Most young Mo dudes I know just say, "Fuck it." and become Buddhists.
The most Mormon swingers are in Utah? Who'd a thunk? I've heard there are more Mexican swingers in Mexico than anywhere else. And I was told by a friend in the KGB that the FBI has one of the highest rates of crossdressers of any spy agency (started with J. Edgar Hoover and well...). Oh and they said the NSA was all a bunch of ferret molesting hermaphrodites. I put in that last part because it's true and because the NSA is reading all this stuff (down in Draper at that big ass spy building) and touching themselves inappropriately while doing so. And they've prolly made copies of ALL of y'all's naughty pics and all the fat geeky computer nerds are jerkin' it to all of our swinger photos. Hey NSA dudes! Don't you wish you knew what a real vagina felt like?
There lies the problem with this business is that we are not afraid to be sexual with our sig other or with other people and we shouldn't have to hide it but if you don't well then your just a heathen and you should be stoned says the hippocrit bastards that do hide it or just cheat I think it's bs we can't be open aboot it stupid small towns!
Hope this makes sense when I wake up it's been a long night lol
Hope this makes sense when I wake up it's been a long night lol
Keep it hidden, I say no.
We need a Swap your Sister pride parade, if the gays get a day to be stupid and put on all those silly outfits and wave tbeir flag so should we. Call the pentagon and get a permit to gather and lets do this. Show your pride in your swinging dicks and join us.whooo hooo
We need a Swap your Sister pride parade, if the gays get a day to be stupid and put on all those silly outfits and wave tbeir flag so should we. Call the pentagon and get a permit to gather and lets do this. Show your pride in your swinging dicks and join us.whooo hooo
Meh. We say keep it hidden. Ms. Evil and I think it's much more fun that we have a dirty little secret that our neighbors would likely soil their garments if they knew. Most are extremely jealous (a few have even admitted it) when they see us sitting on our porch Sunday mornings in clothing they are encouraged not to wear, sipping our mochas while they drive by on their way to 3 hours of sheer boredom and oppressive indoctrination. It would just be too annoying if EVERYBODY swung (swang? swingded?...need coffee NOW!). I honestly think some of the most insufferable Mormons I know would be just as insufferable if they were swingers as well. Let's keep swinging on the DL and not let all the straights know how much fun it is. 
KRAZYGIRL wrote:Pentagon?? You got the wrong goverment for permits in Utah damnit you best call on the all mighty Mormon board of D-bags for anything you need in this state I mean just saying when the top story on the news is how some lady wants to wear a pant suit to church and the church throws a fit aboot it and that tops all in the Utah media well we're fcked I also say we need no permit let's just do it Viva Le Revolution bahahahaha ok going back to bed
Keep it hidden, I say no.
We need a Swap your Sister pride parade, if the gays get a day to be stupid and put on all those silly outfits and wave tbeir flag so should we. Call the pentagon and get a permit to gather and lets do this. Show your pride in your swinging dicks and join us.whooo hooo