We reciently had a party at our house. We go to clean up Sunday morning and find 4, yes FOUR used condoms on the floor in our formal living room.
What type of people do that? What excuses could they possibly have? There was a trash can within 8 feet of where they dropped them.
What is the best way to catch them in the future so we can ban them from ever coming over again.
that is just discusting.
Gross conduct.
What type of people do that? What excuses could they possibly have? There was a trash can within 8 feet of where they dropped them.
What is the best way to catch them in the future so we can ban them from ever coming over again.
that is just discusting.
Gross conduct.
Darn people! I'm thinkin it's the same kinda people that after loading their groceries into the car push the cart in front of their car ~ or someone else's instead of the cart rack ~ gotta be the same ones.....
We are pretty sure who it was. Perhaps they were just marking their territory. We should try it next time were invited over to a friends house. Well just go fuck in the living room and toss condoms on their piano.
On the next party, color code who gets what color condom....Then you will know who the 'pigs' are
Or even funner put some wireless cams up for further review...
Or even funner put some wireless cams up for further review...
because a lot of people have no manners.... i am sorry you had to clean that up. yuck
Okay. Time to get to the bottom of this. First of all, what the fuck is a "frind" (Ms. Evil says it's Utahspeak for friend but I just want to make sure). Second, and most important of all, what kind of floor are we talkin' about here? Stainmaster Plus carpet, parquet, or some weird shit like sustainable bamboo? Also, are these cheap Chinese condoms, ultra luxurious and ultra thin ultra high end scum bags, or are they sheep intestine? Once we have all the facts, then and only then will we be able to tell you what kind of "frinds" throw condoms on the floor. Spoiler alert: They're prolly not good friends. Might want to rope off the formal living room next time you host a fuck party.
sounds like you have the wrong friends coming to your party!
This is EXACTLY the reason why whenever we host a party we always have a festive "used condom tree" on the buffet table right next to the little swinger meatballs Crock Pot. It gives people something creative to do in between fuck sessions when they're grabbing a little knosh and hydrating for the next round. Last year the Halloween condom tree was so ornate we left it up till after Xmas. Alternatively we sometimes put up huge biohazard disposal bins throughout the house so peeps that were raised in barns and/or LDS households will know what to do with those slippery little suckers after they're done with them. 
I think DNA sample is needed, I would be more then happy to be the first to give a Mrs Simple a sample to compare.
Now that was a mouth full.lol
And then people want to be invited back.
Now that was a mouth full.lol
And then people want to be invited back.
SHADOWINGWHISPERS wrote:
Oh my! That's ridiculous and just plain rude... :/ I'm sorry you guys had to clean that up.. if i would have saw them i would have for you :/
We know it was not Mr. Shadow as he gets his condoms from the farm store. You realize they really arent condoms but Equine seminal collectors. But I gues we do what we have to do!
Cleaning crew? We wish. We dont charge to come to our house and hang out. Guess we could start chagring a deposit for condoms. Check all at door. You pay $15 for each condom and when you returne the wrapper and soiled condom you get your $15 back.
Whats the name of that profession?
Whats the name of that profession?