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BREAKING NEWS
DALLAS (TX)-Dallas Cowboys football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white power substance on the practice field. Head coach Jason Garrett immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis FBI forensics experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.