I'll start.
Hey babe, nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
Hey babe, nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
I want you like my little toe. I'd bang you on every piece of furniture I own.
Do you wash your pants in windex? "Why?" Cause I can sure see myself in them.
Would you like to come over to My house for some Pizza and Fuck. No! What you don't like Pizza------- Next: If I said you had a great Body, Would you Hold it against Me.-------- I was wondering if you might have a "Little Bit Of Irish" in you, Well would you like some?
For the women. I'm not wearing any socks and have the panties to match.
A fat penguin their is an ice breaker can we fuck now or my favorite I miss my teddy bear will you sleep with me!
Wife not interested in sex it's been months, I have a hall pass can you help me out.
I wear size 11 shoes. Then wink and say, extra wide.
Here are a few that I've heard over the past couple years
~My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
~I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
~That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too!
~Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
~Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest."
~Is your shirt felt?(rub your hands over it) it is now
~walk up with a drink that has ice on it, when you get in front of her, drop the ice on the floor and step on it and say: "Hi now that I've broken the ice wanna get out of here?"
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~My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
~I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
~That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too!
~Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
~Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest."
~Is your shirt felt?(rub your hands over it) it is now
~walk up with a drink that has ice on it, when you get in front of her, drop the ice on the floor and step on it and say: "Hi now that I've broken the ice wanna get out of here?"
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Are you from Nashville? Cause you're the one Ten-I-See!
My body has 206 bones in it, would you like to give me another?
ask her if she lays on her chest at night and when she says no say can I if she answers yes say can I be your bed cheesy I know lol
-If I told you you look like and angel, will you treat me like the devil tonight?
-if I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
-if I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?
Or
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
Or
Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?
Girls should use this one: Do you come here often or wait till you get home?
Or
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
Or
Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?
Girls should use this one: Do you come here often or wait till you get home?
"I can't decide if your pussy smells like roquefort or camembert cheese."
Usin' fancy French words ALWAYS turns the babes on.
Sorry, that's my best pick up line that involves cheese.
Usin' fancy French words ALWAYS turns the babes on.
Sorry, that's my best pick up line that involves cheese.
VANAHEIM wrote:
-If I told you you look like and angel, will you treat me like the devil tonight?
-if I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
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If I was dying of thirst would your flowing love come and quench me, if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.
( Bellemy Brothers ) wonderful album love those guys.
Wow you have nice legs, what time do they open?
how do you look in a sheep suit
I win. Mine is the ONLY reference to cheese and the OP CLEARLY states these are to be cheese related pick up lines. 
Always so focused on the resulting response...generally something to the effect of "hell no", and the humiliation of walking away with my fragile ego damaged beyond all recognition, that I don't remember my best work (Mr. Karma...Ms. Karma would elicit a much different response)!
Nice shoes! Wanna fuck ?
Husband comes home starving. Wife cooking in sexy teddy. Husband comes in,,,,kisses and, sniffs his wife neck . and says . " Damn you smell good!",she says no thats Campbell's Bean and Bacon soup!?
Oh, That shirt is Becoming on you! If I were on you...I would be coming too! heehee
Hey my dick died can I bury it in your ass
Hey my dick died can I bury it in your ass
Hey my dick died can I bury it in your ass
Hey my dick died can I bury it in your ass
Hey my dick died can I bury it in your ass
I walked up to a women in Wendover and said " I don't want to know your name, I don't want your phone number. all I want to know is if you want to go up to my room and fuck my brains out? " she was shock and then replied "let me drop these drinks off to my friends and then yes I will give you the fucking of your life!!!!
would this usually work or did I get extremely lucky?
would this usually work or did I get extremely lucky?
SWANNY1980 wrote:
I walked up to a women in Wendover and said " I don't want to know your name, I don't want your phone number. all I want to know is if you want to go up to my room and fuck my brains out? " she was shock and then replied "let me drop these drinks off to my friends and then yes I will give you the fucking of your life!!!!
would this usually work or did I get extremely lucky?
THis would work at a vacation resort but in everyday life I would say no... people do unheard of things while on vacation or get-a-aways but lead boring lifes while at home.
Me: hey you want to fuck?
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Me: that's ok I have a math test tomorrow
Girl: looks at me confused
Me: oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about things we were going to cheat on
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Me: that's ok I have a math test tomorrow
Girl: looks at me confused
Me: oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about things we were going to cheat on
Hey big boy, I'm gonna need to know your name.
One For those 4:00 am pick ups...Would you like to go get some breakfast?...will I have to call or just nudge you?
or,
If we are what we eat, can I be you tonight? by morning?
or,
If we are what we eat, can I be you tonight? by morning?
So, this Guy walks up to this Girl and says: jeez, those pants look really tight, are they hard to get into... She's probably going to say "not really!" well, you get the idea ~
A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet, and damn that's a nice ass!
To quote a famous guy ( Joey from friends) How you doooin.
Would you like to dance? Thanks for the dance, Say you don't sweat much for a Fat Girl!