I will probably be late, I'm rehearsing for a movie tonight.
And we have our How To Destroy America Commie Progressive Cotillion and Craft Show but we'll be there as soon as we can after the benediction invoking Satan and ritual burning of the flag. Is it okay if we bring some pamphlets to hand out?
We usually have 20-40 couples out at these and they can be a lot of fun! We will be there! Hope you all can make it!
Yeah sorry. It takes alot of our free time destroying the constitution and waging war on Christmas, religion, the second amendment, white people, etc..
Is there some way to RSVP to this event? We have never been but would like to come. Thanks!
Figured it out. See you there!
Changed our minds. We're gonna be in a movie too. YES, it's a very low budget snuff porn film but as the saying goes, "There are no small parts, only small actors." Not sure exactly what that means but I'm pretty sure it's some kind of midget reference or perhaps a direct insult to guys with small wieners. 
It was great meeting everyone last night! 
Sorry we didn't make it. Apparently a "snuff" film has nothing to do with those ornate little boxes that gentlemen used to carry around in the olden days with stuff they snorted up their noses. Who knew? 