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So I know a lot of you are going to say people can do what they want or maybe they don't want to do it the way I'm suggesting here but let's get real. Why would someone put themselves in the booty call section and ask for a hookup with absolutely no pictures? Nothing, Nada! It's like trying to sell a car to someone without them seeing it. YOU HAVE TO SHOW THE GOODS people. Yeah, you might find some people that want to take the time to chat, email, and do all the extra work just to get a picture of even your body, but most of us, me included, will skip right past your profile. There are plenty of profiles with pictures. You have to know what you're getting. The other part that sucks is you spend all the time getting an actual picture, then you're not impressed so it all could have been avoided early on if the ad would have had a picture up. Even a body shot. What's the harm in that?

Booty Call. Yeah, as long as it's a warm body with a dick or a pussy I'm in. NOT! Attraction people attraction! Chemistry, chemistry! These things must exist. Some of you may just want something warm to bang, but it isn't this couple. Sorry.

You're gonna get what I posted if you ever go on the hopes that the person is attractive without first checking. It happens to everyone once. ONCE.
I would appreciate it if you would stop using my wedding photo in your post about boots calls. It will make my inbox blow up with requests.
JANDY275 wrote:

I would appreciate it if you would stop using my wedding photo in your post about boots calls. It will make my inbox blow up with requests.


Ohh that's right. Sorry. Please everyone, refrain from sending sex requests to JANDY275 because of the hot pic of them I posted (not sure which one). The fact that I have the photo means quite possibly I have slept with one of you. Must of been good because I kept the pic.. LOL
Where do you put a pic in a booty call. Your public profile looks to be the only place and be ready to open the private and or send pics to those that apply. But similarily why would any couple have only a pic of the gal and not even one that provides a chemistry check?
Where do you put a pic in a booty call. Your public profile looks to be the only place and be ready to open the private and or send pics to those that apply. But similarily why would any couple have only a pic of the gal and not even one that provides a chemistry check?
MAYBEMOR wrote:

Where do you put a pic in a booty call. Your public profile looks to be the only place and be ready to open the private and or send pics to those that apply. But similarily why would any couple have only a pic of the gal and not even one that provides a chemistry check?


Exactly. Text alone cannot possibly intrigue others into wanting to hook up. I may be wrong but like I said we just go on to the next request with a picture so we can size them up. :)
We have pictures in our Swingular profile but we absolutely refuse to put our pictures in Facebook because fucking Facebook, being the perverted show all, tell all smut trap it is requires that you wear clothing in your pictures and we are worried that as professional people we might be unfairly judged for the cut and styles we choose to wear. After all fashion is so personal and intimate that it really is nobody's business what we wear in our private lives. We do have pictures with clothing on in our private files on Swingular which we reserve for only the most special of special, special people.
MISSSMITHNSIRNEWBY wrote:

Perhaps they do it so others can imagine whatever they want about how the other person looks, feels, and smells -- until the moment of let-down. Keeps everyone creatively focused on the anticipation. :)

SN


Now that you mention it why does this site not have a scratch and sniff function for our profiles? How about a virtual 3D body parts scan function so that we can all print out each others genitalia at home on a 3D printer, so we can sample each others goods as it were before we meet?
DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:

MISSSMITHNSIRNEWBY wrote:

Perhaps they do it so others can imagine whatever they want about how the other person looks, feels, and smells -- until the moment of let-down. Keeps everyone creatively focused on the anticipation. :)

SN


Now that you mention it why does this site not have a scratch and sniff function for our profiles? How about a virtual 3D body parts scan function so that we can all print out each others genitalia at home on a 3D printer, so we can sample each others goods as it were before we meet?


3D printer. Now we're talking. Well, I guess it'd be good for her. How do you 3D print a vagina? I guess you could test lick the outside of it. Make sure the clit to tongue contact feels natural.
UTHOTCPLEXTREME wrote:

DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:

[quote=MISSSMITHNSIRNEWBY]Perhaps they do it so others can imagine whatever they want about how the other person looks, feels, and smells -- until the moment of let-down. Keeps everyone creatively focused on the anticipation. :)

SN


Now that you mention it why does this site not have a scratch and sniff function for our profiles? How about a virtual 3D body parts scan function so that we can all print out each others genitalia at home on a 3D printer, so we can sample each others goods as it were before we meet?


3D printer. Now we're talking. Well, I guess it'd be good for her. How do you 3D print a vagina? I guess you could test lick the outside of it. Make sure the clit to tongue contact feels natural.
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Not sure what material would be best to replicate a vagina. Anyway, we are guessing that probably all of these site enhancements will not begin until the chat room gets fixed.
What if they posted and said "I'll let you see me on cam" ? Would that be an option?
JEFFSMITH1972 wrote:

What if they posted and said "I'll let you see me on cam" ? Would that be an option?



Seems fair....But the chat room would have to up and you would have to schedule a time when all interested parties were able to be by their computers. Or you could use Skype or Google circles or something like that.
MR here.
lets take another step, why Does anyone have a profile without a picture!
or even better. why do people have a picture of someone who isn't YOU! Or of your dog??
or or or... Decked out in Snow gear to where you can even see a face/body/eyes?

And how about the people who post a booty call 2 times per day 14 times a week?

Amen on the Girls only photos, I enjoy seeing the girls the most (of course). But It aint happening if the wife doesn't get to see her half.

how does an interest even spark if we have to do a bunch of work to view you on camera/text/email.
How about make it easy and put it on the profile. Stop wasting people's time

>im finished your turn
I'm new to all this, but it seems like common sense to me to have at least one photo that is public at least... o.O
I think the NSA should allow the full body scan from the airport to be sent to your profile for a couple bucks, maybe they could afford some new people if they had a bigger budget. That way you could put that out there for all to look at and still keep your identity a secret and still show off all your goods. Body size, bone size, overall body physique, and even a shot of my empty head. If the NSA cant tell who you are from those scans then a hacker can have it because nobody else could figure it out, no more problem with no pictures any more. See easy fix.LOL
KRAZYGIRL wrote:

I think the NSA should allow the full body scan from the airport to be sent to your profile for a couple bucks, maybe they could afford some new people if they had a bigger budget. That way you could put that out there for all to look at and still keep your identity a secret and still show off all your goods. Body size, bone size, overall body physique, and even a shot of my empty head. If the NSA cant tell who you are from those scans then a hacker can have it because nobody else could figure it out, no more problem with no pictures any more. See easy fix.LOL


Lets just all board the plane naked!
Well that would take a flight number and a seat location please, dont tease me with just a promise of mile high club, well ok you can but still need my seat number
LOL nice thread, thanks for the laughs, needed them today.

~T
Ok, going to share a little different perspective. If we were to take a poll from everyone on this site why they are on swingular there would be many different reasons. To some pictures are a way to advertise the goods, in order to add to the proverbial bedpost notches...others to give a glimpse of possibilities, and maybe a taste of a physical attraction/chemistry for perhaps a more long term physical friendship/relationship. For us the pic is a quick reminder to our friends as to who we are. We don't need to add to the portfolio, or increase our exposure to increase our numbers. We are quite comfortable with who we are. I save my 'bumhole selfies' for a select few...and the occasional paparazzi. I think that is what is lost here...the differences. No, we are not all alike! We enjoy our friends, and they know who we are...and we know our friends. Now if all of our friends abandon us we may take up advertising again...maybe run a superbowl ad. Until then we are good!
GOODKARMA1211 wrote:

Ok, going to share a little different perspective. If we were to take a poll from everyone on this site why they are on swingular there would be many different reasons. To some pictures are a way to advertise the goods, in order to add to the proverbial bedpost notches...others to give a glimpse of possibilities, and maybe a taste of a physical attraction/chemistry for perhaps a more long term physical friendship/relationship. For us the pic is a quick reminder to our friends as to who we are. We don't need to add to the portfolio, or increase our exposure to increase our numbers. We are quite comfortable with who we are. I save my 'bumhole selfies' for a select few...and the occasional paparazzi. I think that is what is lost here...the differences. No, we are not all alike! We enjoy our friends, and they know who we are...and we know our friends. Now if all of our friends abandon us we may take up advertising again...maybe run a superbowl ad. Until then we are good!


I would make sure to watch that game for sure.
GOODKARMA1211 wrote:

Ok, going to share a little different perspective. ............. No, we are not all alike! We enjoy our friends, and they know who we are...and we know our friends. Now if all of our friends abandon us we may take up advertising again...maybe run a superbowl ad. Until then we are good!


Although we are new, I think your statement reflects our perspective as well. A while back after an offer for a date turned into a demand to put out before we got there, we decided to yank all the naughty pics out of our profile, and there are exactly 4 in public now, and none in private. They give you some idea that we aren't Shrek and Fiona, and that should be enough for the online personae. We have met some very nice people in the recent months, and especially this last weekend ;) those genuinely friendly people didn't require closeup pussy shots to befriend us before attempting to get to know us better.
GOODKARMA1211 wrote:

Ok, going to share a little different perspective. If we were to take a poll from everyone on this site why they are on swingular there would be many different reasons. To some pictures are a way to advertise the goods, in order to add to the proverbial bedpost notches...others to give a glimpse of possibilities, and maybe a taste of a physical attraction/chemistry for perhaps a more long term physical friendship/relationship. For us the pic is a quick reminder to our friends as to who we are. We don't need to add to the portfolio, or increase our exposure to increase our numbers. We are quite comfortable with who we are. I save my 'bumhole selfies' for a select few...and the occasional paparazzi. I think that is what is lost here...the differences. No, we are not all alike! We enjoy our friends, and they know who we are...and we know our friends. Now if all of our friends abandon us we may take up advertising again...maybe run a superbowl ad. Until then we are good!
Dayum, exactly, what they said! :)
PALS4FUN wrote:

Dayum, exactly, what they said! :)


You have a pic up again for me to cum on!
KRAZYGIRL wrote:

Well that would take a flight number and a seat location please, dont tease me with just a promise of mile high club, well ok you can but still need my seat number


There is an idea.....Swingers flights......Call it the mile high memories club. Coffee tea and me!
That sounds like a very awesome and scary scenario... lol
LMAO!..we resemble that remark ;)
Torque&Tara wrote:

[quote=GOODKARMA1211]Ok, "They give you some idea that we aren't Shrek and Fiona"
WTF ever TJ! I saw Shrek and Fiona's profile on AFF once, it wasn't 1/2 as sexy as you and Flame are!