Anyone wanna tag along? Planning on hitting a hike on stansbury island around 9. Finish by lunch and then spend some time at the nude beach working on the tan. Flies are not that bad, was there today for a few hours. Bring plenty of water!
Mav
Mav
Uh, you have VERY low standards by calling anything in Utah a "beach". 
And "Flies are not that bad" doesn't make it sound any more palatable.
And "Flies are not that bad" doesn't make it sound any more palatable.
We will be on the beach by noon tomorrow, have one all picked out. Wish it was LP but always do the gorge this time of year, a little cooler then LP.
hahahah, you are SO right! BUT, being this IS Utah....
Normally, the flies out there are intolerable. Today, it was a few "house" flies buzzy around, no biting or stinging. AND NO STENCH! It was actually very nice considering it is northern Utah and not Powell.
Normally, the flies out there are intolerable. Today, it was a few "house" flies buzzy around, no biting or stinging. AND NO STENCH! It was actually very nice considering it is northern Utah and not Powell.
EVILDOERS wrote:
Uh, you have VERY low standards by calling anything in Utah a "beach".
And "Flies are not that bad" doesn't make it sound any more palatable.
The last time I jumped off a boat onto a "beach" at lake Powell I sank into about a foot of poop someone had dumped from their houseboat's sewer tank. 
Sounds like you should follow the old adage look before you leep.
Now that's some funny shit. Someone had to say it.
BLASPHEMY! There IS no true god other than The Flying Spaghetti Monster (okay you could prolly make a pretty good case for Bill Fucking Murray). May His noodley goodness smile down upon thee from heaven as He prepares a heavenly reward for the righteous (i.e beer volcano and the stripper factory). Blessed be thy pasta.
Ra-men.
Ra-men.
I thinks we should take Eivil with us to LP and let him take the first plunge every time. Save our feet from all that poop.lol
OK, OK, so Stansbury Island is no Powell. But it is all we have. So, who is interested?
Mav
Mav
Thought this would help.
State land. Be careful there. The day is coming. Nudity legal on federal owned and controlled land. Illegal as hell on state land
That's good information to know SLBEACHBUM. That area has gotten quite busy with mining equipment over the last couple of years. Its not as private as use to be.
There is a couple other places close to there that a few of us have been going. And is fed land. Safe and legal.
I go out shooting there often. Sunday is goung to be crawling with folks.
Can we shoot at the naked swingers? I promise I won't use high caliber ammo. 
I like what you did there. :-)
The legalities are open for interpretation. Utah courts have ruled in favor of the nudists if there is no intent on sexual activity. Diamond Fork Hot Springs cases and a few others are evidence of this.
And the argument that Federal Land vs. State Land is a misnomer. State law applies on Federal land. Just ask anyone who has gotten an open container ticket or DUI.
This place is safe. It is remote. You can't see any of the mining trucks or equipment from this site. It really is a good spot to hang sans clothes. It is no where near the shooting locations either.
And the argument that Federal Land vs. State Land is a misnomer. State law applies on Federal land. Just ask anyone who has gotten an open container ticket or DUI.
This place is safe. It is remote. You can't see any of the mining trucks or equipment from this site. It really is a good spot to hang sans clothes. It is no where near the shooting locations either.
Yeah but is there like a hill or some high ground nearby that someone could shoot down onto the beach from, maybe with a high powered scope? You know, just for argument's sake. 
Yes, I was there on Tuesday and there was no LOS from the shooting area. Therefore, no MOA would work to get off a shot. Just saying!
Mav
Mav
EBONYANDIVORY wrote:
Sounds fun!
Sunning au natural on the beach or shooting naked people?
EVILDOERS wrote:EBONYANDIVORY wrote:
Sounds fun!
Sunning au natural on the beach or shooting naked people?
Well of course they both sound fun, and they go together, naked, shooting sexy swingers with my high powered water wiener,the sneek up part is the fun part, have got to get close for the kill shot because it will lose its velocity after about 3 feet and wont do much damage.
KRAZYGIRL wrote:
Well of course they both sound fun, and they go together, naked, shooting sexy swingers with my high powered water wiener,the sneek up part is the fun part, have got to get close for the kill shot because it will lose its velocity after about 3 feet and wont do much damage.
Where do I sign up for your newsletter, because that's a riot.
Well its sounds like me and evildoers are going shooting while the rest of you. Sunburn your genitals.
Now don't be so hasty LEATHER. We should maybe explore this water wiener thing KRAZYGIRL is talking about. Wait. Hmmmm, maybe KRAZYGUY wrote that? Ah what the hell, if SHE has a "water wiener" it might be even funnier to watch. And fwiw I blame all this nude sunbathing debauchery on gay marriage and all you slutty ho-bags wanting free birth control so you can slut around and commit adultery and fornicate and everything.
Ps-Watch out for brine flys you guys. You think it's bad when you get a little SAND in your hoo haw? Wait till those puppies set up a little breeding farm in your vajajay.
Ps-Watch out for brine flys you guys. You think it's bad when you get a little SAND in your hoo haw? Wait till those puppies set up a little breeding farm in your vajajay.
sounds fun maybe we will show up 
Thats it im having my girl join me shooting at swingers LOL
EVILDOERS wrote:
Now don't be so hasty LEATHER. We should maybe explore this water wiener thing KRAZYGIRL is talking about. Wait. Hmmmm, maybe KRAZYGUY wrote that? Ah what the hell, if SHE has a "water wiener" it might be even funnier to watch. And fwiw I blame all this nude sunbathing debauchery on gay marriage and all you slutty ho-bags wanting free birth control so you can slut around and commit adultery and fornicate and everything.
Ps-Watch out for brine flys you guys. You think it's bad when you get a little SAND in your hoo haw? Wait till those puppies set up a little breeding farm in your vajajay.
Ohh no I was being serious i'm itching for some shooting. I'm not so into walking around nude in the hot sun. But to each his own.
Pretty sure here in Utah you could make a pretty good case for "standing your ground".
"Your honor, I was HIGHLY offended that all these people were running around nekkid so I just decided to shoot 'em and let Jesus sort 'em out. And the fact that they were out there with their cooters and wieners hanging out on the Lord's Day? Well, I just snapped. This ain't California this is Utah. Brother Brigham was prolly rollin' over in his grave at the thought of a bunch of nekkid swingers running around. Did you know they fuck each other's wives and they aren't even married, your Honor? Yeah, disgusting! I was just saving the taxpayers money by using my own bullets so the cops wouldn't have to shoot 'em. Yes, your honor, I'm pretty sure some of them were also on abortifacient birth control that they didn't even pay for themselves. Yes, your Honor. We'd be honored if you'd join us the next time they're out there for a little 'target practice'".
"Your honor, I was HIGHLY offended that all these people were running around nekkid so I just decided to shoot 'em and let Jesus sort 'em out. And the fact that they were out there with their cooters and wieners hanging out on the Lord's Day? Well, I just snapped. This ain't California this is Utah. Brother Brigham was prolly rollin' over in his grave at the thought of a bunch of nekkid swingers running around. Did you know they fuck each other's wives and they aren't even married, your Honor? Yeah, disgusting! I was just saving the taxpayers money by using my own bullets so the cops wouldn't have to shoot 'em. Yes, your honor, I'm pretty sure some of them were also on abortifacient birth control that they didn't even pay for themselves. Yes, your Honor. We'd be honored if you'd join us the next time they're out there for a little 'target practice'".
Oh, and UPLIFT...your "girl" better button up. She's just beggin' for a hot shell casing to flip up and roll right down her shirt burning those bodacious tatas. 
EVILDOERS wrote:
Oh, and UPLIFT...your "girl" better button up. She's just beggin' for a hot shell casing to flip up and roll right down her shirt burning those bodacious tatas.
She never listens
UPLIFTYOURLIFE wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:
Oh, and UPLIFT...your "girl" better button up. She's just beggin' for a hot shell casing to flip up and roll right down her shirt burning those bodacious tatas.
She never listens
And bless her heart for that, let her know if she ever need help digging out a hot shell I would be glad to pitch in, or I could cool it down with my water wiener. All up to her.