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Anybody else feel the little earthquake we had a little while ago? Strongest one I've felt here in Utah for quite some time. I think it's prolly due to all the wicked gay marriages and/or KOIGIRL wanting to open a swing club in Clearfield. Remember that Jesus is totally watching when you fuck someone else's spouse.
We felt it in SLC. The news says 3.3 centered in Centerville!
I felt the earth move last night it was not a earthquake though. ha ha
it wasn't in centerville... it was 10 miles east of Bountiful..... and I felt nothing :(
I'm surprised you didn't feel it in Farmington. Talked to people in Btfl, Ctrvle, and Layton who felt it. You sure you weren't jerkin' it or somethin' there PERMA?
(Cause it's a known fact that violent jerking makes it hard to feel violent jerking.)
jk
We totally felt it! South SLC! Didn't know it was actually an earthquake... it sounded like my neighbors banging on the wall! haha
Damn.....an earthquake?? We felt the house move. I was hoping it was our super powers at work. Oh well.....back to the superhero drawing board. Tee hee hee :-)
I think the house did actually shake a bit but it shakes whenever a train goes by and I am 1/2 mile away from the tracks.... I thought it was my son falling out of bed again...
You guys have super powers now? SWEET! What are they? X-ray vision? Turning water into Moscato? Turning a crock pot of swinger meatballs into coconut macaroons?





Yeah I think Jesus is just punishing all the naughty fuckers in Bountiful. We have it on good authority (Kevin Eubanks lives there) that Bountiful is FULL of the raunchiest swingers imaginable. In fact they've talked about annexing Woods Cross and renaming the place Sodom and Gomorrah. Last week there was a gas leak on 5th West. Next week it will prolly be e.coli at Pace's Dairy Ann.
Hmmm, how BIG is your son, PERMA?!!?