1) Regular bukkake
2) Al dente bukkake
3) Mixed martial arts bukkake
4) Bukkake? Eeeewwww.
5) No really, EEEWWWW!
6) At LEAST 25 guys.
7) I'd rather go bowling.
8) Did you know there's a nudist colony in Grantsville?
9) FUCK YOU EVIL! And the horse you rode in on!
10) I woke up this morning with Jesus in my heart and jizz on my lips.
11) EEEWWWW!
12) Would someone please drug test Evil?
13) I got laid last night.
14) All of None of the Above.
2) Al dente bukkake
3) Mixed martial arts bukkake
4) Bukkake? Eeeewwww.
5) No really, EEEWWWW!
6) At LEAST 25 guys.
7) I'd rather go bowling.
8) Did you know there's a nudist colony in Grantsville?
9) FUCK YOU EVIL! And the horse you rode in on!
10) I woke up this morning with Jesus in my heart and jizz on my lips.
11) EEEWWWW!
12) Would someone please drug test Evil?
13) I got laid last night.
14) All of None of the Above.
The nudist colony in Grantsville is a limited engagement, but this pole will last for years. I'd recommend seeing a doctor.
Good advice. A psychiatrist or a urologist?
I Like Bukkake
Who the fuck are John and Leslie?
I Like Bukkake
Who the fuck are John and Leslie?
I'm checking #5 and #12 although I believe #12 is a complete waste of time in the case of Mr. Evil! As far as jizz goes I'd rather have it in me than on me.
MrsTj
MrsTj
K. The shrink said I'm A-OK 'cept for a little bit of dissociative identity disorder. So I picked up some aspirin and some gingko biloba at All A Dollar and I'm ready to party this weekend! What's up TJ? Shot any illegals...or Democrats down there in God's Country today? :-P
Pretty sure it's a felony in Box Elder County to tell someone from Garland what bukkake is. Sorry bro.
Evil - go see who you want. Me personally I'd go to TOSH. Not because I think they could help, but because there is a particular physical therapist I'd like to have help me with an erection.
I agree with playnw3. TOSH is good. But I am really wondering what Bukkake is also. Im sure that its not a felony or even illegal to tell a Wyoming redneck!!!.. So Mr Evil.... what the hell is bukkake???
Damn. For a second I thought you meant Daniel Tosh and I was gonna agree 100% with your recommendation. I actually do get most of my therapy from him, Jim Jeffries, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Bill Mahr, et. al..
EVILDOERS wrote:
K. The shrink said I'm A-OK 'cept for a little bit of dissociative identity disorder. So I picked up some aspirin and some gingko biloba at All A Dollar and I'm ready to party this weekend! What's up TJ? Shot any illegals...or Democrats down there in God's Country today? :-P
C'mon man, or Evil in this case, you know we don't illegals! Most illegals are hard workers and the Dem's will eradicate themselves thru Darwinism. Hubby uses gingko for sexual stamina...he takes it so he can remember where he put the viagra!
MrsTj
I have to agree with your statement on illegals. Very hard workers for the most part. Not so sure about the Dems though. I've heard more than a few of them argue the reverse and that conservatives (at least the far right) ARE already dying from old age and looking at demographic data are already in the minority. I know my ultra conservative parents are quickly getting to the point where they'll either go meet Jesus...or realize they should have taken up drinking AND swinging. Great tip on the gingko. I'll start on it right away and see if I can help find Mr. TJ's Viagra. :-P
And btw, I like Arizona (except for the gawdawful heat). At least y'all haven't added reparative therapy for gays to the GOP platform like they just did in Texas. LOL
And btw, I like Arizona (except for the gawdawful heat). At least y'all haven't added reparative therapy for gays to the GOP platform like they just did in Texas. LOL
I've been to Tempanyaki. That's as close as I'm gonna get to Ariz. until Sheriff Joe retires or bites the big one. Nothing worse than a chronically constipated (seriously look at every single pic ever taken of that guy...one word, Joe, Metamucil!) elderly angry white cop.
You seriously didn't know what bukkake was POPS? Hmmmm I think you better go back to remedial swinging. And a little sunscreen'll fix that thar neck right up for ya. 