Just wundering whut, in this day and age where basicly EVERYTHING has spellcheck, kind of deevice people are using to post in forums, write e-mails and text. Rotary phones? For you kids out there a rotary phone is a phone that has a...aw phuk it. Spel however the fuk yoo wana spell.
Fucking Swingular just autocorrected my attempts to misspell about half the misspelled words in this thread...
Fucking Swingular just autocorrected my attempts to misspell about half the misspelled words in this thread...
Turns out this lame program allows one to edit the content of your post and not the title. So you can hack on the mis-spell all you want, but you are missing the forest from the trees. Its a fine example of missing the point; anal banality-- and proves a disappointing social and emotional maturity.
IHORUS69 wrote:
Turns out this lame program allows one to edit the content of your post and not the title. So you can hack on the mis-spell all you want, but you are missing the forest from the trees. Its a fine example of missing the point; anal banality-- and proves a disappointing social and emotional maturity.
I think you may have missed the point. Evildoers is one funny person. it was all in jest.
Maybe I'll start a thread asking why swingers don't try harder to have a sense of humor.
On a side note, I hear steroids make one irritable and judgmental.
Alas I'm NOT funny. I'm actually really really mean and people just THINK I'm joking. 
But they're pretty much spot on about the emotionally stunted twatwaffle part. I try really hard to be nice but there are just so many stupid people in the world and when I come face to face with one I'm like a alcoholic walking into a wedding reception with an open bar. And the part about my pathetic sense of humor (or lack thereof) being a desperate attempt to compensate for my miniscule penis is scarily accurate too. The only thing they got wrong was that I'm not a right wing evangelical senate candidate from the deep south. My politics are a little more mainstream. Think libertarian meets skinhead meets Black Panther meets John Bircher meets anarchist meets hard core birther meets Phil from Duck Dynasty and Sarah Palin's bastard liberal love child.
Sadly the part about Ms. Evil and I sexually abusing our stuffed ferrets is also true.
But they're pretty much spot on about the emotionally stunted twatwaffle part. I try really hard to be nice but there are just so many stupid people in the world and when I come face to face with one I'm like a alcoholic walking into a wedding reception with an open bar. And the part about my pathetic sense of humor (or lack thereof) being a desperate attempt to compensate for my miniscule penis is scarily accurate too. The only thing they got wrong was that I'm not a right wing evangelical senate candidate from the deep south. My politics are a little more mainstream. Think libertarian meets skinhead meets Black Panther meets John Bircher meets anarchist meets hard core birther meets Phil from Duck Dynasty and Sarah Palin's bastard liberal love child.
Sadly the part about Ms. Evil and I sexually abusing our stuffed ferrets is also true.
I have dial-up internet that I use while listening to my 8-Track collection.
Spell-check would sllow down my connection.
Spell-check would sllow down my connection.
IndecentDuo wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:
Alas I'm NOT funny. I'm actually really really mean and people just THINK I'm joking.
But they're pretty much spot on about the emotionally stunted twatwaffle part. I try really hard to be nice but there are just so many stupid people in the world and when I come face to face with one I'm like a alcoholic walking into a wedding reception with an open bar. And the part about my pathetic sense of humor (or lack thereof) being a desperate attempt to compensate for my miniscule penis is scarily accurate too. The only thing they got wrong was that I'm not a right wing evangelical senate candidate from the deep south. My politics are a little more mainstream. Think libertarian meets skinhead meets Black Panther meets John Bircher meets anarchist meets hard core birther meets Phil from Duck Dynasty and Sarah Palin's bastard liberal child.
Sadly the part about Ms. Evil and I sexually abusing our stuffed ferrets is also true.
I understood everything but "hard core birther"....
I think it must have something to do with ferrets.
I turned off my spell CK, I don't care
See, I'm too literal. The initial post was about people who are too out of shape and get offended when someone who is doing their best to stay healthfully fit, decides not to have sex with them.
I thought the person who posted was slyly referring to unfit people as pigs.... Swin[e] - ing !
lolol
I thought the person who posted was slyly referring to unfit people as pigs.... Swin[e] - ing !
lolol
Before I opened this thread I thought "This looks like Evildoer's doing" BAM! LMFAO! AH, the twisted humor of it all. And the mean Evildoers who is so often mistaken, maligned, and misunderstood by others, I give the words of Denholm Elliot "That's the problem, people think I'm being Vulgar when I'm serious and think I'm serious when I'm being vulgar". On top of that I just checked and couldn't find the spell check on the rotary in the basement. But then again with spell check and cell phones no one has to remember anything,numbers or how to spell.
Let it gow, pheel da phreedom ov know spell czech.
Y so streight and have two phit inn da bockz?
Brake phree annd injoy beeing a non-konformist.
It'z like knott wearring underwhere on a 100 deegree day! Pheels sew gwood!!
Y so streight and have two phit inn da bockz?
Brake phree annd injoy beeing a non-konformist.
It'z like knott wearring underwhere on a 100 deegree day! Pheels sew gwood!!
Twisted doesn't even BEGIN to describe it.
EVILDOERS wrote:
Twisted doesn't even BEGIN to describe it.
ok Evildoers, begin to describe it. But only the beginning. Any further, and I shall never want to swing with you. Ever.
Perhaps it begins with a kink, rather than a twist..
VAGABONDS wrote:
Perhaps it begins with a kink, rather than a twist..
Or even a kinky twist. Maybe even a twisty kink!!!
"FUK ME" did that make cents?
Makes sense to me!