Four states where blowjobs (and anal...damned gays anyway) are still technically illegal but necrophilia isn't. Notice Utah isn't on this list...I'm assuming since we do other weird stuff to dead people (baptize them, etc.) our laws are different than some.
BJ's bad/corpse sex ok
BJ's bad/corpse sex ok
You have to admit, oral sex IS kinda creepy. But I'm willing to bet it's Obama's (or Holder's) fault. Or those damned libs. Or those damned conservatives. Or those damned swingers, they're RUINING the USofA! Or maybe it's rap music or gay marriage. Or possibly a direct result of Dancing With The Stars. 
Hey now!!! You picked Dancing With The Stars over American Idol?!?! See that's the problem
I was GONNA say Duck Dynasty. 
Oral sex is just so much fun. My theory is that the laws were put into place by politicians that weren't getting any at home.
Bill Clinton fucked a corpse for years. I don't see the problem.
I thought buggery was the term for sex in general and a dirty bugger was someone who enjoyed anal. Correct me if I'm wrong. That's just the information from my buddies ex-girlfriend who was British.
Yes, bugger is basically slang for sodomy in Britain which cracks me the FUCK UP because it's become somewhat popular among some of the young Mormon teens in my neighborhood to use this word. Hoping one of the local kids gets a mission call to Great Britain and someone finally figures it out. LMAO! Not sure where you got necrophilia from buggery. Next time try Wikipedia instead of Wikedpedia. 
EVILDOERS wrote:
You have to admit, oral sex IS kinda creepy. But I'm willing to bet it's Obama's (or Holder's) fault. Or those damned libs. Or those damned conservatives. Or those damned swingers, they're RUINING the USofA! Or maybe it's rap music or gay marriage. Or possibly a direct result of Dancing With The Stars.
lol anti oral laws have been around since the 60's and before long before obama and even the devil bush clan
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lol anti oral laws have been around since the 60's and before long before obama and even the devil bush clan[/quote]
Try to keep up loversofsex, we're talkin' about Clinton buggering corpses in Louisiana...or England or someplace.
lol anti oral laws have been around since the 60's and before long before obama and even the devil bush clan[/quote]
Try to keep up loversofsex, we're talkin' about Clinton buggering corpses in Louisiana...or England or someplace.
EVILDOERS wrote:
Not sure where you got necrophilia from buggery. Next time try Wikipedia instead of Wikedpedia.
Well Evil I can
SUGARSANDSPICE wrote:
[quote=EVILDOERS] Not sure where you got necrophilia from buggery. Next time try Wikipedia instead of Wikedpedia.
Well Evil I can
No, what we're saying is BRING THE TROOPS HOME! Let them fight a war here for a change. Sleep in their own beds, have a nice hot breakfast and THEN go off to war. How about Nebraska? That's a terrible state. We could have a war there. 
BITESIZE wrote:
Now, before this gets too political...are we sure he was referring to Hillary as the corpse? 'Cause, frankly, I never thought Monica was all that life-like either. (You know, with those little hats and everything.)
Also, I've been looking all over the internet and I can't find Wickedpedia anywhere. I'm starting to think someone just made it up.
Well You May Be Right Bitesize. I was under the impression that Monica was doing BJ's and clinton was using Cubans to make her happy. Either way I could be wrong. I just don't think name calling is funny any more that Rape is funny sexy37. I don
There's probably enough devious minds here to start WickedPedia...too bad the domain is taken.
Imagine all the offending, and lurid entries we could make.
Imagine all the offending, and lurid entries we could make.
SUGARSANDSPICE wrote:
[quote=BITESIZE]Now, before this gets too political...are we sure he was referring to Hillary as the corpse? 'Cause, frankly, I never thought Monica was all that life-like either. (You know, with those little hats and everything.)
Also, I've been looking all over the internet and I can't find Wickedpedia anywhere. I'm starting to think someone just made it up.
Well You May Be Right Bitesize. I was under the impression that Monica was doing BJ's and clinton was using Cubans to make her happy. Either way I could be wrong. I just don't think name calling is funny any more that Rape is funny sexy37. I don
Haha. Isn't the Greek root for -penia mean 'inadequate'? Or the latin one, something like that.
The Encyclopedia of the Inadequate.
Has promise.
The Encyclopedia of the Inadequate.
Has promise.
EVILDOERS wrote:
You have to admit, oral sex IS kinda creepy. But I'm willing to bet it's Obama's (or Holder's) fault. Or those damned libs. Or those damned conservatives. Or those damned swingers, they're RUINING the USofA! Or maybe it's rap music or gay marriage. Or possibly a direct result of Dancing With The Stars.
Heck if the Republicans had their way.. SWINGING would be illegal.
Everybody knows Bill and Hill were swingers... heck leave the DEMS alone already
H2ODREAMS wrote:
Sugarandspice, Really from a joke about Hillary & Monica to RAPE? Please keep the board up your ass and loose your key board! You know how to win friends!!
What is funny to some is not funny to all. Maybe you should learn a little more about US history because apparently you did not know that in the late 40
Well done, my friends, well done. I think we've just about covered everything that's illegal and/or disgusting with the possible exception of German scat porn (no offense to any Germans living or dead regardless of political affiliation).
Now can we get back the original intent of this thread. Exchanging brunch recipes and figuring out what to wear to the gazillionth Naughty School Girl party? Actually, I apologize, that's hyerpbole. The number is actually quite a bit larger. What comes after Googolplex? No fair Googling it.
Now can we get back the original intent of this thread. Exchanging brunch recipes and figuring out what to wear to the gazillionth Naughty School Girl party? Actually, I apologize, that's hyerpbole. The number is actually quite a bit larger. What comes after Googolplex? No fair Googling it.