To be fair. I have met a few smokin hot ones 
A woman from work a few years ago took me to a party at a hotel. She climbed in bed with a couple and taught the wife how to lick pussy. Then she taught me how, I thought I knew. It was an awesome party.
Any unicorns care to post "The Truth About Single Males"? 
Cuz it's been a while since we've had a good old fashioned barn burner of a thread.
Cuz it's been a while since we've had a good old fashioned barn burner of a thread.
Now THAT'S the Evildoers we all know and love!
As opposed to a dude? 
She might be Single because there is not a man good enough for Her to spend the rest of Her life with. Or Maybe she does not need a Man to Make Her life whole and full of meaning?
Okay I asked a some unicorns why beautiful sexually liberated women would still be single. Got varying degrees of answers. Some are bi and want the option of playing with other women (apparently some guys don't want to or can't compete with another woman). Some are quite successful and have busy careers and don't want the entanglements of marriage or a committed relationship. But the common thread was that most don't want to deal with emotionally stunted douche canoes who want to control who "their woman" is or isn't allowed to fuck. Their words not mine.
And yes I know not all guys are emotionally stunted...or douche canoes. Just most of us.
And yes I know not all guys are emotionally stunted...or douche canoes. Just most of us.
Oh I would never buy anything but a Douche brand canoe. They are they best. All other canoes can't hold a candle to a Douche. "Try the rest, paddle the best. . .Douche Canoes"
BITESIZE wrote:
One thing I'm not sure of...
Do all the women douche while they're IN the canoe?
Or is it some kind of really small canoe that you use TO douche?
Some of these swinging terms go right over my head.
They're not as small as a kock kayak but they're pretty small. Now let's all head over to Village Inn for a twatwaffle...with extra syrup.
I'd rather have a twatwaffle, than a blue waffle.