So I could be totally wrong about why I think Utah is right up there (at least considering our relatively modest population) with many places that are much more...well let's just say cosmopolitan. Thought an informal little poll would be fun to get some feedback as to why others think the lifestyle scene is so active here in Zion.
1) It's all the warm sunny weather and sexy, sandy beaches.
2) Something in the water...other than fluoride.
3) It's rebellion from the influence from the LDS church.
4) A younger population equals more hormones and horniness.
5) The high alcohol beer makes us lose our inhibitions quicker.
6) Utah is no different than any other place as far as the number of swingers, etc..
7) It's so cold here we have to swing to stay warm.
8) We're wired for swinging because of our ancestors and their polygamy.
9) We grew up reading Prayboy and Repenthouse so we're just bundles of hormones waiting to burst!
10) The churches missionary program teaches us to share the gospel so we're all just trying to share the swinging gospel with others.
11) Because green jello is a natural aphrodisiac.
12) Because we're all curious as to what REALLY goes on behind those "Zion Curtains".
13) Because hottubs remind us of those nice warm baptismal fonts.
14) We're jealous of the polygamists who can have hard core swing parties without ever leaving home (and they are never sausage fests!).
15) It's a mutant virus spread by brine fly bites.
So, here's your chance to let everyone know why YOU think we're all a bunch of horny little carrot snappers.
1) It's all the warm sunny weather and sexy, sandy beaches.
2) Something in the water...other than fluoride.
3) It's rebellion from the influence from the LDS church.
4) A younger population equals more hormones and horniness.
5) The high alcohol beer makes us lose our inhibitions quicker.
6) Utah is no different than any other place as far as the number of swingers, etc..
7) It's so cold here we have to swing to stay warm.
8) We're wired for swinging because of our ancestors and their polygamy.
9) We grew up reading Prayboy and Repenthouse so we're just bundles of hormones waiting to burst!
10) The churches missionary program teaches us to share the gospel so we're all just trying to share the swinging gospel with others.
11) Because green jello is a natural aphrodisiac.
12) Because we're all curious as to what REALLY goes on behind those "Zion Curtains".
13) Because hottubs remind us of those nice warm baptismal fonts.
14) We're jealous of the polygamists who can have hard core swing parties without ever leaving home (and they are never sausage fests!).
15) It's a mutant virus spread by brine fly bites.
So, here's your chance to let everyone know why YOU think we're all a bunch of horny little carrot snappers.
Wow there are so many options to choose from. I would have to go with 5, 8, 11, & 14.
"The chosen one lives here."
Hmmmmm. Sheri Dew? Becky Lockhart? Gayle Ruzicka? Am I getting warm?
OOOH I KNOW! The ghost of Emma Smith. Bet she's wantin' some strange after all the hot young booty Joseph got. Maybe she figures it's her turn to get her freak on and have her little male harem of hot young studs.
Hmmmmm. Sheri Dew? Becky Lockhart? Gayle Ruzicka? Am I getting warm?
OOOH I KNOW! The ghost of Emma Smith. Bet she's wantin' some strange after all the hot young booty Joseph got. Maybe she figures it's her turn to get her freak on and have her little male harem of hot young studs.
Naw. She's a good dancer, fun to watch but I've never seen her go off and play at any parties so she might just like hanging around the scene like some people do. We did finally get most of her clothes off though. But that's just exhibitionism not swinging.
My money is still on Sheri Dew. Who's totally gay btw.
My money is still on Sheri Dew. Who's totally gay btw.
Yeah I picked up a bottle at the Relief Society Distribution Center the other day. The contents of the bottle immediately turned black and it became too hot to hold. Must have been a bad batch. Which reminds me. Anybody have any old Bemberg garments they aren't using? I have worn mine all out and they apparently don't make them anymore. Also, I'd like to buy a good used pair of Ed Hardy or Affliction garments for parties and meet 'n greets and such.
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