Wondering if there are any adult theatres in the SLC area to play at for a fantasy fuck?
Hmmm how sticky do you want the seats and floor? Yeah the couple from Florida is right. No more porno theaters in Ess Ell See. Used to have some back before everyone had VCR's and DVD players. That killed the porn theaters WAY more than the Mormon church or any city or state regulations. And of course now there's just butt loads (pun intended) of free porn on the interweb. I think there may still be a few left in like Vegas or maybe Wyoming. Now somebody DID try to have their own little live sex show at a theater up in Clearfield or Syracuse recently but they got busted. 
Or you could set up some mannequins in front of your big screen tv and put some porno on. Get the mannequins with nipples. They're WAY hotter. 