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Since for me sex happens maybe once or twice every 5 to 7 years, just wondering how many times a week, month, year it happens for you guys?
You should be thinking "How many times a day?"
Yikes
Ya without sounding like a brag or making you feel bad. Almost everyday. Sometimes many times a day. All depends on what is happening in life. If we have tons of time...then we have tons of sex.

Then you add in the swinging with it to add sugar to the nectar. I can not even count how many times...nor would I like to do that.

Now if you asked how many people I have been with in my lifetime. You might get a better answer then how many times we have sex.

I was married to one hubby for many years. We always made love as often as we could. Then he passed away. I had sex with one person before him.

When I married my hubby now. Always making love as well. I had a few in between him. I could still count on one hand. Yeah!!!

Now, since we have been swinging for over 6 somewhat years or so....I lost count. I will have to think about that lol.

Now if you were to ask the hubby....he is a slut and proud of it. Pimp Daddy if you asked me! lol (Love you honey) (=

Happy Swinging!!!
POWDERHOUND wrote:

Since for me sex happens maybe once or twice every 5 to 7 years, just wondering how many times a week, month, year it happens for you guys?


Hmmm I'm thinkin' maybe you should like get a girlfriend, dude.
Another thought...considering you age, how many times have you actually had sex? Yeah, check out some online dating sites. There are girls out there who actually like sex.
Really? I'm supposed to keep count? Gee thanks for telling me everyone, I'll try to keep count on how many times per week (I just hope I can count that high, I DID go to school in Arkansas)
EVILDOERS wrote:

POWDERHOUND wrote:

Since for me sex happens maybe once or twice every 5 to 7 years, just wondering how many times a week, month, year it happens for you guys?


Hmmm I'm thinkin' maybe you should like get a girlfriend, dude.


I'm thinking maybe he's married to my x-wife!
I guess the next question is alone or with someone???
Is this site for sex ????? ;)
One final thought (yeah right, Evil). Not sure I would go on a site where you are looking to find sex partners and more or less admit that you've basically only done it a couple of times. You know there's an edit feature on Swingular so if it were me I'd change "years" to "days". Most swinger chicks aren't really into teaching the guy how their vajajay's work. I mean, with a new season of Dancing With The Stars coming up, who has time for that shit?
EVILDOERS wrote:

One final thought (yeah right, Evil). Not sure I would go on a site where you are looking to find sex partners and more or less admit that you've basically only done it a couple of times. You know there's an edit feature on Swingular so if it were me I'd change "years" to "days". Most swinger chicks aren't really into teaching the guy how their vajajay's work. I mean, with a new season of Dancing With The Stars coming up, who has time for that shit?




Hahaha !!!!! I bet he is married and his wife doesn't know he is on this site ...... And he is just trying to get the women on here to feel sorry for him so he can get a hook up !!!! Just sayin
BADBOY8P wrote:


Hahaha !!!!! I bet he is married and his wife doesn't know he is on this site ...... And he is just trying to get the women on here to feel sorry for him so he can get a hook up !!!! Just sayin


Hmmmm the pity ploy. Fiendishly clever I must say. Let me ask Ms. Evil if that would work on her.........................................................................................................................................................yeah she says he should go for the "Hey I've only fucked like twice in my life so I don't have as many cooties gambit."
You mean a powder hound isn't someone who snorts a lot of coke? Hey, it would explain why he only gets laid every 5 to 7 years and still hasn't gone completely insane and/or given up on girls in favor of an extensive inflatable sex doll collection.






Still no response from the OP. I'm betting he literally exploded from a severe build up of semen.
There is always hot apple pie. Just saying.
Or Cherry Pie...




FUCK!




Who do you have to blow around here to get a video to embed?
Or rent it by the hour. Not sure why society frowns on it. I would be making several trips a year to Europe where there are many places it is legal and not an issue.
Uh it's legal in the rural counties of Nevada. Much cheaper airfare to Pahrump than Amsterdam.





And there's a nice little winery with a restaurant there. You can take your hooker to brunch after you bang her if you're feeling romantic...or hungry.
All depends on the day, been working out of town so weekends she gets a lot of fun.lucky me she loves almost as much as me. I will feel sorry for her when I get back home for good because she will not be able to walk for a few weeks.lol
But when I was home full time i t was about 9 times a week give or take.she is pretty good about makeing my day great.
I remember this one time at band camp...
Time for a trip to carousel. The brothel there has over 100 women and the average charge for a lay is $20. Make it a week and for $500 you will come home having worked your dick off.

And it's only a few miles from the airport. And when not at the brothel do lots of diving on the NW side of the island.
SIMPLEPLEASURES wrote:

Time for a trip to carousel. The brothel there has over 100 women and the average charge for a lay is $20. Make it a week and for $500 you will come home having worked your dick off.

And it's only a few miles from the airport. And when not at the brothel do lots of diving on the NW side of the island.


Where the fuck is "carousel"?
And that part about your dick falling off might be more likely due to gonnorsyphlaherpeaids.