Perhaps it is just us... and this may be a wildly unpopular statement. Are tits and dicks REALLY the best we can do for profile pics? Don't get me wrong, I love a good pair of tits or a well hung wang as much as the next girl.. but doesn't it lack a bit of substance? You have junk. Good for you. Some of you have nice junk. Some of you don't. (No really, just stop.) But what happened to the artistry of it? Face pics: helpful. Full body pics: helpful. Pics of your junk: nothing we haven't seen a million times before. If you can only post body part pics can you at least be creative about it? A curve of the hip, a bite of the lip, something artistic? Perhaps some people are happy to message based off of one pics of stellar cleavage.. but is it so wrong to want more? Please weigh in. I love a hearty debate. Dick pic defenders unite!
We're planning to delete all of our pics and populate our profile with risqu
I've been thinking of doing a low light black and white of my elbow dipped in chocolate fondu with nice thick fat drips of chocolate falling. Only one thing in a faded color - one red cherry in a gentle spotlight....Mmmmmmmm.....coming soon. 
& yes please! Junk alone doesn't reflect much.
& yes please! Junk alone doesn't reflect much.
So many good ideas... keep them coming.
We could all just post pics of our pets? You can tell a lot about a person by the pets they own.
I feel the same though. I don't usually bother contacting people if they only have one pic that is a close up of cleavage.
We try to give an idea of what we look like, and will probably put a few more up soon, but we tend to save face shots and naughty pics for after we've started talking with someone. In some cases, we never swapped naughty pics. Sent some clothed, full body shots with face in view, liked each other's profiles, and met. Nothing wrong with leaving a little to the imagination for later.
I feel the same though. I don't usually bother contacting people if they only have one pic that is a close up of cleavage.
We try to give an idea of what we look like, and will probably put a few more up soon, but we tend to save face shots and naughty pics for after we've started talking with someone. In some cases, we never swapped naughty pics. Sent some clothed, full body shots with face in view, liked each other's profiles, and met. Nothing wrong with leaving a little to the imagination for later.
We could all just post pics of our pets? You can tell a lot about a person by the pets they own.
I feel the same though. I don't usually bother contacting people if they only have one pic that is a close up of cleavage.
We try to give an idea of what we look like, and will probably put a few more up soon, but we tend to save face shots and naughty pics for after we've started talking with someone. In some cases, we never swapped naughty pics. Sent some clothed, full body shots with face in view, liked each other's profiles, and met. Nothing wrong with leaving a little to the imagination for later.
I feel the same though. I don't usually bother contacting people if they only have one pic that is a close up of cleavage.
We try to give an idea of what we look like, and will probably put a few more up soon, but we tend to save face shots and naughty pics for after we've started talking with someone. In some cases, we never swapped naughty pics. Sent some clothed, full body shots with face in view, liked each other's profiles, and met. Nothing wrong with leaving a little to the imagination for later.
[quote=EVILDOERS]We're planning to delete all of our pics and populate our profile with risqu
[quote=SPARKTHINGSUP][quote=EVILDOERS]We're planning to delete all of our pics and populate our profile with risqu
DCCCFUN wrote:
We don't get the selfies. If you are a couple, can't your other half hold the phone? Also we love it when there are PILES of clothes all over your bed room or the floor of your bathroom. That alway makes us really hot!
PILES o' clothes are better than a dookie in the toilet.
LOL. Oh my god. That's the best/sickest thing I've ever seen. I don't know, maybe she did it on purpose? I'm sure that's a fetish somewhere.. dookie selfies.
If we were to change our pics to our pets, We would really worry about all the unsolicited single male friend requests.
Just to show you that any topic can be turned into an anti single male post. lol
Just to show you that any topic can be turned into an anti single male post. lol
EVILDOERS wrote:DCCCFUN wrote:
We don't get the selfies. If you are a couple, can't your other half hold the phone? Also we love it when there are PILES of clothes all over your bed room or the floor of your bathroom. That alway makes us really hot!
PILES o' clothes are better than a dookie in the toilet.
Always focusing on the negative...c'mon...who hasn't submitted a selfie with the intention of having everyone fall madly in love with you, only to realize your toes have been amputated, your entire panty collection surrounds you on the floor...and you left a floater in the porcelain toe...toe! Happens to the best of us.
PLAYTOYS wrote:I don't know what a pof is. Is it something sexy I should explore further?
You don't have but one pic & no body. Go to pof!
Those who don't understand my sense of humor or the sprirt in which this post was written... Well.. actually nevermind I'm not worried about it. Now I'm off to add elbow, ferret, dookie selfies, pet and body pics to my profile so no one is sad. Cheers!TJ_CIGARMAN wrote:PLAYTOYS wrote:I don't know what a pof is. Is it something sexy I should explore further?
You don't have but one pic & no body. Go to pof!
I'm an amateur photographer and I specialize in ferret boudoir photography. Just sayin'....
Do I have to provide the ferret and ferret lingerie or is that covered in the fee? Also, do you accept offended swingular emails as a form of payment? I seem to have a surplus of those at the moment.
I'm an amateur photographer and I specialize in ferret boudoir photography. Just sayin'....[/quote]
I'm an amateur photographer and I specialize in ferret boudoir photography. Just sayin'....[/quote]
TJ_CIGARMAN wrote:[/quote]
Do I have to provide the ferret and ferret lingerie or is that covered in the fee? Also, do you accept offended swingular emails as a form of payment? I seem to have a surplus of those at the moment.
I'm an amateur photographer and I specialize in ferret boudoir photography. Just sayin'....
Please stop promoting the sexualization of ferrets. This is a rampant problem and it's growing...specifically, in UT. I've been a supporter of this cause for a while now, but I've begun to feel defeated as it seems a new ferret lingerie boutique springs up on a new corner every week.
I know ferrets look damn sexy in their little dresses and little hats, or their little leather vests and leather chaps, but if we all say no to naughty ferret pictures, then we can stop the aptly named "evildoers" from bringing their special brand of kink into the community...
I got a tuggie for Christmas maybe I'll put a picture of me wearing it
Just updated my profile pic and some pics in my public album
DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:
We like a profile that tells something about you and in the end most do say something about the owner if only that they do not care too much about maintaining a profile. Dick shots and just a line of cleavage or a backside with nothing much else are not that compelling so if you are not comfortable with photos in your files then maybe writing something is important. As far as what people look like for us people can and will grow on us and a great personality is paramount. We hope that our deficits in physical perfection might be offset a bit by our other pleasing attributes. So if you feel that way too, then we are in the same boat and it is a pretty crowded boat. People can be initially pleasing to look at and quickly become repulsive through mean, nasty selfish behaviors. Appearance is important in that as far as sex goes there has to be some attraction but just being good looking does not excuse more important attributes. People can grow on most of us and to most people most of us can perhaps become more attractive with familiarity. We like to play around a bit with our profile. Some of the people we have hooked up with that we really like do too and have really expressive profile content and some never change anything or have much content and it really does not matter after you meet them. We met them at one of the meet and greets that we usually never attend so if you are not much into profile content it may be more important to get out to the events. We have a lot of reasonably recent pictures both clothed and naked and some in passions embrace in or private picture files and sometimes we have a short movies in our private files as well depending on how exhibitionist we are feeling. Most everything we have in our private files was taken with an I-phone camera including the movies when it is there. Everything in our public file was taken with an I-phone camera and then either cropped or inverted or we played with the color saturation to make us a bit less easy to be recognized. Some of the photos in our public file are also in our private files but they are not altered or cropped and we have not been decapitated. Most of our private files are from May 2013 and the rest were taken recent enough. The only reason they are a bit dated as of about maybe 90 days ago is because we have both lost some weight since they were taken and Mrs. Delicious more so than me due to a mostly Paleolithic approach to eating for her (me too) and due to me replacing my home office chair with a weight bench surrounded by dumbbells so as to eliminate the excuse of not getting to the gym due to work. So what time may have diminished in our appearance in the time since our photos were taken we have proactively offset through lifestyle. I have a lot of physically demanding opportunity in my life that keeps me thin so my improvement is maybe a bit more subtle as in 10 pounds loss in fat and 5 pounds gain in lean muscle and hers is a bit more noticeable as in 25 pounds. Here again she is now a 34 D rather than a 36 DD which caused us to eliminate a boobies shot from our public photos because she felt it might be a bit misleading and disappoint someone expecting more volume upstairs. Here again for some her loss in weight may not be appealing. Frankly she did it to successfully eliminate some health issues that had emerged and the weight loss was just a by product so it is what it is and we like it and most importantly she likes it. Sometimes we get playful and move our private files to the public files if we are in a late night chat room with a few people we want to impress just a bit and we have gone to bed and forgotten to move it back a few times as well.
Good god you always have some lengthy, long winded comment.
What about the ones that are just boobs squished together and that's all you can see in the thing. Leaves a little to the amaqination don't you think?
We're commie socialist fascist anarchist Shriners. 
DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:Well you know that perhaps........DUSTY wrote:Good god you always have some lengthy, long winded comment.
[quote=DELICIOUSLYWET]We like a profile that tells something about you and in the end most do say something about the owner if only that they do not care too much about maintaining a profile. Dick shots and just a line of cleavage or a backside with nothing much else are not that compelling so if you are not comfortable with photos in your files then maybe writing something is important. As far as what people look like for us people can and will grow on us and a great personality is paramount. We hope that our deficits in physical perfection might be offset a bit by our other pleasing attributes. So if you feel that way too, then we are in the same boat and it is a pretty crowded boat. People can be initially pleasing to look at and quickly become repulsive through mean, nasty selfish behaviors. Appearance is important in that as far as sex goes there has to be some attraction but just being good looking does not excuse more important attributes. People can grow on most of us and to most people most of us can perhaps become more attractive with familiarity. We like to play around a bit with our profile. Some of the people we have hooked up with that we really like do too and have really expressive profile content and some never change anything or have much content and it really does not matter after you meet them. We met them at one of the meet and greets that we usually never attend so if you are not much into profile content it may be more important to get out to the events. We have a lot of reasonably recent pictures both clothed and naked and some in passions embrace in or private picture files and sometimes we have a short movies in our private files as well depending on how exhibitionist we are feeling. Most everything we have in our private files was taken with an I-phone camera including the movies when it is there. Everything in our public file was taken with an I-phone camera and then either cropped or inverted or we played with the color saturation to make us a bit less easy to be recognized. Some of the photos in our public file are also in our private files but they are not altered or cropped and we have not been decapitated. Most of our private files are from May 2013 and the rest were taken recent enough. The only reason they are a bit dated as of about maybe 90 days ago is because we have both lost some weight since they were taken and Mrs. Delicious more so than me due to a mostly Paleolithic approach to eating for her (me too) and due to me replacing my home office chair with a weight bench surrounded by dumbbells so as to eliminate the excuse of not getting to the gym due to work. So what time may have diminished in our appearance in the time since our photos were taken we have proactively offset through lifestyle. I have a lot of physically demanding opportunity in my life that keeps me thin so my improvement is maybe a bit more subtle as in 10 pounds loss in fat and 5 pounds gain in lean muscle and hers is a bit more noticeable as in 25 pounds. Here again she is now a 34 D rather than a 36 DD which caused us to eliminate a boobies shot from our public photos because she felt it might be a bit misleading and disappoint someone expecting more volume upstairs. Here again for some her loss in weight may not be appealing. Frankly she did it to successfully eliminate some health issues that had emerged and the weight loss was just a by product so it is what it is and we like it and most importantly she likes it. Sometimes we get playful and move our private files to the public files if we are in a late night chat room with a few people we want to impress just a bit and we have gone to bed and forgotten to move it back a few times as well.
I know their is a tun of cool stuff I want to check out that way, and THANK YOU!!
Personally, I get a tickle every time I see my tits as my avatar on the main page after a forum post. A)I have a teenaged sense of humor sometimes, B)I think my tits are pretty spectacular, and C)I don't have any ferrets. Or a Menswear Dog. 
We were doing a major remodel to our yard. Major pain right now as its a mess. What if we hosted a "Profile Picture Day" in the spring. Pick beautiful Saturday or Sunday and anyone wanting to update their profile pics shows up. We have a couple of photographers to take pictures. Lots of great ones on this site. We set up a computer to edit and then another one so you can post the new ones. Make a day of it.
We have 8 bedrooms, so we could make a couple of them available for some kinky pictures as well. You bring the sheets so not so obvious we used the same rooms.
The yard has a waterfall, large pond, Hot tub, grassy areas, patio areas, rock walls, rock steps, plenty of areas to make some fun pictures.
You only come if your wishing to update your profile pictures. Then we zap all the pictures off the computer when your done.
Would there be folks that would be interested? If so we will make it happen.
We have 8 bedrooms, so we could make a couple of them available for some kinky pictures as well. You bring the sheets so not so obvious we used the same rooms.
The yard has a waterfall, large pond, Hot tub, grassy areas, patio areas, rock walls, rock steps, plenty of areas to make some fun pictures.
You only come if your wishing to update your profile pictures. Then we zap all the pictures off the computer when your done.
Would there be folks that would be interested? If so we will make it happen.
Only if we can get some pics with Midgetmafiosa's "Dog" Corleone. 
EVILDOERS wrote:
Only if we can get some pics with Midgetmafiosa's "Dog" Corleone.
I worry about you some times.
EVILDOERS wrote:
Only if we can get some pics with Midgetmafiosa's "Dog" Corleone.
Not before I do! He's a very famous dog now. I could live without pics if I could steal him.