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No hostility, just trying to make the point clear to a bunch of morons. SOMEBODY had to fucking say it, may as well be me ;)
lol, you know, because you're being so aggressive and hostile in this, I half want to piss you off on purpose. Repeatedly. HEY MARRIED PEOPLE - QUIT BLAMING ALL YOUR PROBLEMS ON THIS SITE ON SINGLE MEN!
HAHAHAHAHA! Jeff, that was a good one. I am trying to breathe some life into the retards that have no idea how to make friends. Oh, and there are couples that do the same thing but, fucking Christ, if you're a single male, you are already fighting an uphill battle. I just don't care to pussyfoot around the subject is all. Come over for a drink and I'll tell you how I REALLY feel.
ACC wrote:

This is a suggestion to all our "Single Male" friends that may help you get laid more often.

1. Have fucking photos
2. Don't send a fucking friend request without a fucking note along with it.
3. Those photos better fucking have something other that a fucking dick shot.
4. Follow these simple guidelines and your fucking retardation may eventually wear off.

Have I made myself clear?

BTW, this is Mr. ACC
This why we block single males..
Norm,

You need to understand what the fuck I'm saying here. I am giving ADVICE. The first thing I would say to YOU is to put a God damned picture....ANY PICTURE on your fucking profile. It's like everyone here needs fucking dating lessons.
[quote=ACC]This is a suggestion to all our "Single Male" friends that may help you get laid more often.

1. Have fucking photos
2. Don't send a fucking friend request without a fucking note along with it.
3. Those photos better fucking have something other that a fucking dick shot.
4. Follow these simple guidelines and your fucking retardation may eventually wear off.

Have I made myself clear?

BTW, this is Mr. ACC
[/qso you want guys to be nicer , more vanilla and dated like on plenty of fish ? Lol some get it some dont and never will these are grown people and does he really know shit about being a single on this site ....sounds like anger and jealousy issues uote]
Btw i do use mr acc protocall and agree ....i think he is just having a bad day and venting ...
[quote=ACC]This is a suggestion to all our "Single Male" friends that may help you get laid more often.

1. Have fucking photos
2. Don't send a fucking friend request without a fucking note along with it.
3. Those photos better fucking have something other that a fucking dick shot.
4. Follow these simple guidelines and your fucking retardation may eventually wear off.

Have I made myself clear?

BTW, this is Mr. ACC
[/qso you want guys to be nicer , more vanilla and dated like on plenty of fish ? Lol some get it some dont and never will these are grown people and does he really know shit about being a single on this site ....sounds like anger and jealousy issues uote]
Funny shit !!!!! They will never learn and there are more single males then ever on this site . I mean seriously cant these guys get a date to swing with . Most of them need to get it through their heads that just because our wives are swingers does not mean they are easy or some lame dick pic is going to get you sex . This site needs to be cleaned up ..............
We block single males (no offense) but if you don't have them blocked, don't you kind of want to know which ones are 'jerks' and which ones are good guys? Do you really want to try and teach them how to fake not being a jerk? It's like trying to hire someone for a job, do you want to train a bad applicant/employee for a job, how to interview well? Get them hired and trained only to let them go 3 weeks later?

Let them be jerks, they will spin in circles get frustrated and potentially move on, and maybe life in general will teach them those lessons (hoping for the best)...leaving the decent single guys that a lot of the couples seem to enjoy.
GOODKARMA1211 wrote:

We block single males (no offense) but if you don't have them blocked, don't you kind of want to know which ones are 'jerks' and which ones are good guys? Do you really want to try and teach them how to fake not being a jerk? It's like trying to hire someone for a job, do you want to train a bad applicant/employee for a job, how to interview well? Get them hired and trained only to let them go 3 weeks later?

Let them be jerks, they will spin in circles get frustrated and potentially move on, and maybe life in general will teach them those lessons (hoping for the best)...leaving the decent single guys that a lot of the couples seem to enjoy.




Well Said !!!!!!! :)
Norm,

You need to understand what the fuck I'm saying here. I am giving ADVICE. The first thing I would say to YOU is to put a God damned picture....ANY PICTURE on your fucking profile. It's like everyone here needs fucking dating lessons.
Oh boy this made my weekend !! I was giddy when I noticed the thread. I will tell you Coupled MEN something. If you have issues with single MEN then block them..... It's that simple.
Oh and you coupled MEN with jealousy issues don't bet all but hurt when you and your significant other post up crotch and ass shots of each other and a single sends you a comment. If you don't want some ass hat sending you an email that says " I absolutely love the shape of your wives Vulva" then take all your honeymoon pics down. This is no site for a JELOUS man. LOL You can tell right away when I man is getting his feathers ruffed up over someone checking out his girl.
Let me be clear...

This is NOT a bash on Single Males.

It's a bash on the retards that wonder why they don't make friends and don't get laid.

And, just for the record, I am probably the LEAST jealous guy any of you know.
Oh and ACC do us all a favor and have a little couth and find a name for your thread and these idiots other than FUCKTARDS that relay showed your IQ DICKEARS. :-)
Perfect Delicouslywet !!!
Let me be clear...

This is NOT a bash on Single Males.

It's a bash on the retards that wonder why they don't make friends and don't get laid.

And, just for the record, I am probably the LEAST jealous guy any of you know.
Dusty,

You seem exactly like who I'm talking about.
They allow fucktards on Swingular?!!? I'm gonna cancel my membership. I can abide the occasional twatwaffle. Maybe even a douche canoe or two. But I draw the line at fucktards. Good day, sir. I said good day!
JEFFSMITH1972 wrote:

lol, you know, because you're being so aggressive and hostile in this, I half want to piss you off on purpose. Repeatedly. HEY MARRIED PEOPLE - QUIT BLAMING ALL YOUR PROBLEMS ON THIS SITE ON SINGLE MEN!



Jeff your pic is creepy! That's why Mr Acc is right!!!!
ACC wrote:

No hostility, just trying to make the point clear to a bunch of morons. SOMEBODY had to fucking say it, may as well be me ;)


We agree! Also single men quit saying you have a hall pass. Also stop asking to only meet in the day. That is the first sign you don't want the wife to find out.
Gosh, I was just enjoying my self playing nice with others.....
The ladies like me, the hubbies like me...sometimes its not even about sex..... Sometimes its just being there and hanging out having fun.....And just being yourself........ Don't fake it......
if there wife new what thay where up to thay not have a wife for to long
Wate. If ther wyf new whut? I theenk thay wood tu.
Actually to defend the single males here, we are a couple and have come across alot of different profiles with no pic. for example couples, single males, and single females who send friends request. my suggestion is that if you dont want to block single males because you are looking for them, then you need to just monitor your account and when you get a request with no pic, you simply message them back and Thank them for the request but that you only accept requests from profiles with pics. Easy and gets your point across without being an asshole.
Wow
EVILDOERS wrote:

They allow fucktards on Swingular?!!? I'm gonna cancel my membership. I can abide the occasional twatwaffle. Maybe even a douche canoe or two. But I draw the line at fucktards. Good day, sir. I said good day!


LMFAO!!!! Ohhh God
SHADOWINGWHISPERS wrote:

I say all the single men this doesn't apply to be nice, because he isn't talking about you. All of the single men getting but hurt, this applies to you. Make a new forum talking about couples and what you don't like then.. obviously there are mainly couples in this world of adventure, doesn't mean anyone should be rude but I have heard many couples state the same thing, so there obviously is a pattern. Why block single men when you're looking for them but are just trying to say hey, some advice to help get you laid, by my wife and friends...


I have no problem with single males on here, it is just not for us. My point is, why teach a jerk, whether it is a single male, female or couples, how to get in the door? Let life teach them a few lessons, and then maybe they may actually change, but teaching someone how to win the interview, when the core of their character is still the same is just compounding the problem when they actually do meet.
ROFLMAO wow where's the popcorn when you need it?
High school drama for adults
[quote=UNICORN73]Wow
2WANTING2PLAY wrote:

High school drama for adults



Well you've got the high school part right. Not sure about the adults part.
Oh wow
Ok let me start by saying this is the Mr and yes ACC you could have put this a lot better so it didn't come off pissed off and disrespectful. That being said I agree with you about your basic points.

If ALL people on this site would read the profiles, Post pictures ( Yes i understand that to some people discretion is important, I'm not asking for face shots or a picture of your house but just something of you would be nice. Not a crotch shot but something tasteful and of you.)

Our profile says in it please send a message with your friend request or it will be denied, That's Singles and Couples!!!

My wife and I have met and talked to some really cool singles on here and therefore don't block them and actually looking over our block list we have more couples blocked than singles.

Brett
ACC wrote:

Let me be clear...This is NOT a bash on Single Males. It's a bash on the retards that wonder why they don't make friends and don't get laid.


WOW, quite the post! I don't participate in the forums on here much since I only meet select few couples by choice and I don't bother those not specifically interested in single men.... but in all kindness I don't ever remember reading a forum of single guys complaining, worrying, or wondering "why they don't make friends and don't get laid" more. I am sure all the single guys on here appreciate your looking out for them and feel your true, most sincere, concern to help them as there may be a true distinction between married men and those currently single in their knowledge....and common respect for others. I think most of the clueless, sexless guys on here are at least intelligent enough to know what they are doing isn't working. I understand, I know there are some very inconsiderate guys on here with no common decency. There are some jerks on here, not even all of them are single men. I guess we see life how we want to see it. I am far more often impressed with how awesome and classy the overall majority of both couples and single are on here. Calling anyone a "fucktard" to me just looks negative on the person saying it, unnecessary even if it is true, and bad karma.

Of those I have met on here I have always had a wonderful experience and have been very blessed to have met some very classy friends so unlike some others, this derogatory and rude email doesn't bother me much, but with all respect I do feel it has an unnecessary, rude, and even hostile tone to it that sadly is the most hateful post I have read on this site. I very much appreciate you have probably been treated by so many classless single men with a lack of respect so I am not saying I blame you. Thank you to all the amazing people on this site for making it the site it is!!!
RSBSINC wrote:

JEFFSMITH1972 wrote:

lol, you know, because you're being so aggressive and hostile in this, I half want to piss you off on purpose. Repeatedly. HEY MARRIED PEOPLE - QUIT BLAMING ALL YOUR PROBLEMS ON THIS SITE ON SINGLE MEN!



Jeff your pic is creepy! That's why Mr Acc is right!!!!


true, I don't have any pics, but I let people see me on cam before we met up. And it's discretion in this case. This is also why I never request any friends on here, because it wouldn't be fair for me to look at their pics since I have none.
ACC...We love it!....Wanna date! lol ;)
NAKEDCOUPLE24 wrote:

will someone just come fuck my wife? single or not. I want to watch. and stop all this arguing.


Thread hijack of the day. :)
NAKEDCOUPLE24 wrote:

will someone just come fuck my wife? single or not. I want to watch. and stop all this arguing.

You bet NAKEDCOUPLE24 contact me....I would love tooooooo..... She is super hot... Oh, and i have references that i am a nice guy.....
We belong to many swing sites and this is the only one that contains hostility.
If y'all were at my house Ms. Evil would totally make everyone take a nap! But if we must continue with contentious posts two quotes from famous Americans come to mind:

"Shut the fuck up, Donny!"
and
"Lighten up, Francis."

Sage words of wisdom in these troubled times.
I thought hubby watching football games was boring ... looks like I've been missing fun times at Swingular! ;)
BANDR wrote:

We have a total of 65 blind requests from couple's and 2 blind requests from single males it appears the math doesn't fit this forum


Let's not confuse the issue with facts! LOL
EVILDOERS wrote:

If y'all were at my house Ms. Evil would totally make everyone take a nap! But if we must continue with contentious posts two quotes from famous Americans come to mind:

"Shut the fuck up, Donny!"
and
"Lighten up, Francis."

Sage words of wisdom in these troubled times.


The Dude abides!!
ACC STFU!!!
If you've been around long enough to observe all the stupid things SOME single guys do to fuck with you doesn't that mean 'generally' speaking (just to start with line ONE) mean, Or Is GENERAL turning into an extremely specific of a word as is/has SOME,
"YOUVE BEEN AROUND" Drop your Drama and let a thread that's with reading be the first one we have to look at every time we log in?
Or, do you like the attention?
Wow....and people call us bitter. Single males in the swinging community?!? GASP!!! Say it ain't so!!! Get over it dude and learn to deal with it. They don't meet your criteria? Move on. Who gives a shit. No need to be nasty about it with all your demands.
It never ceases to amaze me how kind and polite people can be on here!

Mr. Sexperimentors
Single males are charged significantly more at swinger clubs and hardly anybody gives a shit about them anyways.
4YOURFANTASY wrote:

Yeah fucktards seems pretty harsh, there are all kinds of single people, it seems some of you understand that and a special few do not. Since joining this site I have found it humorous the bad rap placed on single males, all I can say is try to keep an open mind, not all of us are asshats, after all its not like I have been single my whole life, shit happens.

Get a girl and see how your swinging experience changes for the best right before your eyes!