Golly, gosh, my husband and I are really confused as to which type of look we should go for. We're considering some weight gain, with the end result that I go from a B-cup to a DD-cup, and (just as likely) he can gain a few pounds and go from a skinny 4 incher to a nice thick 8-incher. His pics are shown below for your rating.
I don't have pics of me in both states because, for me to gain 4 cup sizes I'd have to gain about 300lbs, so if you could just use my descriptions below to rate your preferences it would be very kind of you. I know there are other threads with more politically correct descriptions of this throw-on-20-pounds-and-gain-4-cup-size miracle process, but, while much less circumspect, it seems no less misogynistic to just tell it like it is. So please choose one of the following body types, and I will immediately achieve that body type.
Favored Objectified Bitch Body-Types Among Swingular Males:
1-Obese
2-Fat
3-Overweight
4-Average
5-Underweight
6-Skinny
7-Anorexic
Attached are example pics of my hubby so that you can also rate your preferred choice for his body type. If he works hard to lose weight he gets those great abs but if he gains some "curves" then he gets ... well ... you can see for yourself. So should he go with the curves or the abs?
I don't have pics of me in both states because, for me to gain 4 cup sizes I'd have to gain about 300lbs, so if you could just use my descriptions below to rate your preferences it would be very kind of you. I know there are other threads with more politically correct descriptions of this throw-on-20-pounds-and-gain-4-cup-size miracle process, but, while much less circumspect, it seems no less misogynistic to just tell it like it is. So please choose one of the following body types, and I will immediately achieve that body type.
Favored Objectified Bitch Body-Types Among Swingular Males:
1-Obese
2-Fat
3-Overweight
4-Average
5-Underweight
6-Skinny
7-Anorexic
Attached are example pics of my hubby so that you can also rate your preferred choice for his body type. If he works hard to lose weight he gets those great abs but if he gains some "curves" then he gets ... well ... you can see for yourself. So should he go with the curves or the abs?
Oh my! Watching Mrs. Pals tear across the virtual prairie like a ferocious cheetah and take down her prey in a blinding fury of swipes, claws dripping with sarcasm, is a wonder to behold.
Thing is, the prey was already down on the ground about half way through, then it just became grotesque to keep watching as Mrs. Pals continued play with the dead carcass...
Btw, those pictures of you husband are hot. I'll see what my wife thinks, and if she's good we'll contact you guys...then all we need are head shots, body shots, cum shots, close ups, background checks, your current annual salary, and a copy of your family lineage going back about 5 generations..if we like what we see we'll text you!
Thing is, the prey was already down on the ground about half way through, then it just became grotesque to keep watching as Mrs. Pals continued play with the dead carcass...
Btw, those pictures of you husband are hot. I'll see what my wife thinks, and if she's good we'll contact you guys...then all we need are head shots, body shots, cum shots, close ups, background checks, your current annual salary, and a copy of your family lineage going back about 5 generations..if we like what we see we'll text you!
I appreciate your request to have us help you to become more appealing to all of us. Just received some inspiration, on how we can set up some 'guidelines' and 'rules' for all of us. First all women should be between 115 to 135 lbs's, and completely shaved everywhere including the head and eyebrows, with huge knockers. The men 175 to 225, also completely shaved (don't forget that little spot between the balls and the uhm you know. Men will also be required to have uhm big you know...thingers. We will then require everyone to wear only black adidas tennis shoes...with black shorts and white t shirts, would also recommend some kind of branding scan tattoo to keep track of everyone. Then the fun can begin we can rent a huge home (out in the middle of nowhere), and put in bunk beds from floor to cealing everywhere. We can come up with some fun little chants, that we can recite together all day long until the next hailey's comet comes by and then we can all jump on...doesn't that sound like fun!
GOODKARMA1211 wrote:
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I appreciate your request to have us help you to become more appealing to all of us. Just received some inspiration, on how we can set up some 'guidelines' and 'rules' for all of us. First all women should be between 115 to 135 lbs's, and completely shaved everywhere including the head and eyebrows, with huge knockers. The men 175 to 225, also completely shaved (don't forget that little spot between the balls and the uhm you know. Men will also be required to have uhm big you know...thingers. We will then require everyone to wear only black adidas tennis shoes...with black shorts and white t shirts, would also recommend some kind of branding scan tattoo to keep track of everyone. Then the fun can begin we can rent a huge home (out in the middle of nowhere), and put in bunk beds from floor to cealing everywhere. We can come up with some fun little chants, that we can recite together all day long until the next hailey's comet comes by and then we can all jump on...doesn't that sound like fun!
Sounds delightful! Definitely place this on booty call when the time is right. I'm sure you'll get a few responses...
Fat, Obese, Overweight, Average... all so judgmental. Maybe they should just add "Ron Jeremy" as a male body type.
There's a scratch for every itch out there, isn't it awesome!
There's a scratch for every itch out there, isn't it awesome!
You're married to Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy? No wonder you don't post pics of him in your profile fearing you'd be inundated by adoring fans/curiosity seekers. As far as increasing your appeal we vote for grow a full on 70's bush and call it a day.
p.s. Met Ron at our very first swingers convention at the Sands in Vegas way back in the day. Is he still dating teenaged girls? Funny dude, big dick...if you can get past the way he looks.
p.s. Met Ron at our very first swingers convention at the Sands in Vegas way back in the day. Is he still dating teenaged girls? Funny dude, big dick...if you can get past the way he looks.
Thats right Evil... Hip to Hip bush baby! Rockin' it 70's style!
Wow! Someone needs a time out! Maybe get off of these forums for a bit.
As for your "throw-on-20lbs-gain-4 cup sizes-miracle-process"....yeah that's pretty much EXACTLY how it works for me. From a small B to a DD and I have all the bras (and pics) to prove it!
Sheesh! That'll be the last time I post on here. Peace out!
As for your "throw-on-20lbs-gain-4 cup sizes-miracle-process"....yeah that's pretty much EXACTLY how it works for me. From a small B to a DD and I have all the bras (and pics) to prove it!
Sheesh! That'll be the last time I post on here. Peace out!
Starshell -- Ooops on the "dead carcass" thing, I got carried away. Woke up too early without my coffee! Let me know which body type of Mr Pals ya like and we'll go with that one for Mrs Starshell's benefit.
GoodKarma -- Wearing "only Black Addidas Tennis shoes?" OMG, that is so hot, I've gotta go change my panties now or I'd say more!
DeliciouslyWet -- Sheez, did ya have to pin me down so accurately? ROTFLMAO!!
DCLFUN -- "There's a scratch for every itch out there, isn't it awesome!" SO TRUE! And I agree that it REALLY IS Great!
EvilDoers -- WHo'd-a thunk it? You're a fan of my husband's work? Yee-Haw!!!!
DirtyLittleFreaks -- (and this is NOT trying to be Patronizing, nor is it sarcastic) Sorry. This was a stupid post. Unlike you, I've got small boobs that I'm actually pretty happy with. I seriously could not increase the cup size without a HUGE weight gain. I'm active and have a high metabolism -- I can eat a pig every day and not gain much weight anyway. So your post became a "Gee, do we like slightly overweight women or those skinny bitches? (not that I'm skinny, but smaller, anyway)" You may have been able to tell that I took offense at that polarizing choice. Nevertheless this stupid post is on me. I'll often try to keep things light and silly 'cause it's most often WAY to freaking serious around here for me. I failed miserably with this post and essentially did one of those things that I least enjoy around here -- made an attack on someone else. Seriously, I can be a dumbass sometimes, even when I don't mean to be. Please send flowers (or season tickets to Real Salt Lake) to my husband as an act of sympathy! That poor man has to put up with me on a constant basis! BUT SERIOUSLY -- Nothing wrong with your post, I took things too personally, I'm the dumbass here. If I don't see another post from you guys here soon I'll be forced to cum jab my bony little ass right up your damn curvy ass and it'll leave one hellaciously big bruise! So post away, damn it! And by the way, If those pics are of Mrs DirtyLittleFreak, she does indeed look beautiful in either one! BITCH! (now you do realize that last part was trying to be humorous, right?! )
However, DirtyLittleFreaks, there are those folks less articulate than you or I who have no means with which to express themselves or defend an opinion at all. So you DO have to develop a thicker skin in this forum 'cause such people have no valid thought processes with which to defend their gut instincts, so they simply resort to hurling rocks. Here's an example:
Well, off I go to try and pull my foot out of my mouth!
GoodKarma -- Wearing "only Black Addidas Tennis shoes?" OMG, that is so hot, I've gotta go change my panties now or I'd say more!
DeliciouslyWet -- Sheez, did ya have to pin me down so accurately? ROTFLMAO!!
DCLFUN -- "There's a scratch for every itch out there, isn't it awesome!" SO TRUE! And I agree that it REALLY IS Great!
EvilDoers -- WHo'd-a thunk it? You're a fan of my husband's work? Yee-Haw!!!!
DirtyLittleFreaks -- (and this is NOT trying to be Patronizing, nor is it sarcastic) Sorry. This was a stupid post. Unlike you, I've got small boobs that I'm actually pretty happy with. I seriously could not increase the cup size without a HUGE weight gain. I'm active and have a high metabolism -- I can eat a pig every day and not gain much weight anyway. So your post became a "Gee, do we like slightly overweight women or those skinny bitches? (not that I'm skinny, but smaller, anyway)" You may have been able to tell that I took offense at that polarizing choice. Nevertheless this stupid post is on me. I'll often try to keep things light and silly 'cause it's most often WAY to freaking serious around here for me. I failed miserably with this post and essentially did one of those things that I least enjoy around here -- made an attack on someone else. Seriously, I can be a dumbass sometimes, even when I don't mean to be. Please send flowers (or season tickets to Real Salt Lake) to my husband as an act of sympathy! That poor man has to put up with me on a constant basis! BUT SERIOUSLY -- Nothing wrong with your post, I took things too personally, I'm the dumbass here. If I don't see another post from you guys here soon I'll be forced to cum jab my bony little ass right up your damn curvy ass and it'll leave one hellaciously big bruise! So post away, damn it! And by the way, If those pics are of Mrs DirtyLittleFreak, she does indeed look beautiful in either one! BITCH! (now you do realize that last part was trying to be humorous, right?!
)However, DirtyLittleFreaks, there are those folks less articulate than you or I who have no means with which to express themselves or defend an opinion at all. So you DO have to develop a thicker skin in this forum 'cause such people have no valid thought processes with which to defend their gut instincts, so they simply resort to hurling rocks. Here's an example:
PICKYCOUPLE wrote:Nice Rock, PickyCouple.
Don't take it personal. Pals4fun makes a lot of weird, useless posts. I guess they think they're funny....
Well, off I go to try and pull my foot out of my mouth!
"However, DirtyLittleFreaks, there are those folks less articulate than you or I who have no means with which to express themselves or defend an opinion at all. So you DO have to develop a thicker skin in this forum 'cause such people have no valid thought processes with which to defend their gut instincts, so they simply resort to hurling rocks."
Here's the thing Pals4fun: I was not actually OFFENDED by your post. I am confident and intelligent enough to simply laugh at you and walk away from the drama (AKA these forums). So, maybe it is YOU who needs the thicker skin. Not every post on here is about YOU, and doesn't need to be taken personally or even seriously for that matter! As far as I can tell, you did exactly what you describe above and even took the time to make a separate post for said rock.
With that said, thanks for eating crow and sorry about your boobs (that was a joke!) Have a great day
Here's the thing Pals4fun: I was not actually OFFENDED by your post. I am confident and intelligent enough to simply laugh at you and walk away from the drama (AKA these forums). So, maybe it is YOU who needs the thicker skin. Not every post on here is about YOU, and doesn't need to be taken personally or even seriously for that matter! As far as I can tell, you did exactly what you describe above and even took the time to make a separate post for said rock.
With that said, thanks for eating crow and sorry about your boobs (that was a joke!) Have a great day
DIRTYLITTLEFREAKS wrote:Awesome! I thought I'd caused you to say that you wouldn't post anymore, and I'm glad you didn't take offense. I know all these posts aren't bout me, silly, but often posts can cause us to become introspective ... which is fine and good sometimes!
"However, DirtyLittleFreaks, there are those folks less articulate than you or I who have no means with which to express themselves or defend an opinion at all. So you DO have to develop a thicker skin in this forum 'cause such people have no valid thought processes with which to defend their gut instincts, so they simply resort to hurling rocks."
Here's the thing Pals4fun: I was not actually OFFENDED by your post. I am confident and intelligent enough to simply laugh at you and walk away from the drama (AKA these forums). So, maybe it is YOU who needs the thicker skin. Not every post on here is about YOU, and doesn't need to be taken personally or even seriously for that matter! As far as I can tell, you did exactly what you describe above and even took the time to make a separate post for said rock.
With that said, thanks for eating crow and sorry about your boobs (that was a joke!) Have a great day
But damn, it, I've forced this thread into a serious mode and all this mamby-pamby being sweet is just too damn foreign to me. And I've noticed that no one has answered the truly important component of this thread.So should my husband go with the curvy version of himself or the trim version, damn it people, inquiring minds wanna know!
I'm more curious why your husband has a stocking and high heel hangin' from his weiner
Please don't ever let him look like Ron Jeremy.........
TIFFND wrote:LOL, I know, you'd think he'd have decorated the smaller weiner rather than the larger one!!
I'm more curious why your husband has a stocking and high heel hangin' from his weiner
HerRequest, are you saying he should go with the "Abs" slim version?!
LOLLate at night, exceeded my 3 glasses of wine, and just got in from New years party and prolly shouldn't post but what the heck! Never stopped me before.
I tried to nicely tone down the wording of this OP but that didn't seem to work so smooth!
I'm missing the few other women who used to visit and leave messages here, it's pretty much just a male-dominated good-ol-boy thing on this forum any more -- I suppose that's why they've left as well.
I'll leave ya'll to your more serious topics like arguing "Big Tits" vs "Little Tits" ad nauseum!
Have fun ya'll, we'll see some of ya around here-bouts, after all I'm too wordy to stay away for long without stopping by once in awhile!
I tried to nicely tone down the wording of this OP but that didn't seem to work so smooth!
I'm missing the few other women who used to visit and leave messages here, it's pretty much just a male-dominated good-ol-boy thing on this forum any more -- I suppose that's why they've left as well.
I'll leave ya'll to your more serious topics like arguing "Big Tits" vs "Little Tits" ad nauseum!
Have fun ya'll, we'll see some of ya around here-bouts, after all I'm too wordy to stay away for long without stopping by once in awhile!
Sorry I missed this last night. I would have suggested that the subtitle be changed to something like 'Big Pricks and Little Dicks'. But I was long gone to dream land and chasing naked bodies and Pink Flamingos.