I need to be more serious here, I'm always taking things WAAAYYY too lightly. So I've decided to "pare-down" my list of potential playmates, to get right to the core of who I want to meet so that I can get some serious F'ing done. These are the steps I've taken so far.
Eliminated folks who text me too often.
Eliminated folks who don't communicate enough.
Eliminated folks who are heavier than me.
Eliminated those skinny fuckers.
Eliminated folks who totally shave bare.
Eliminated folks who are too hairy.
Eliminated folks who are too old.
Eliminated folks who are too young.
Eliminated folks who send an unsolicited friend request.
Eliminated folks who send too many emails.
Eliminated folks who haven't responded to my email.
Eliminated folks who can't meet NOW, damnit.
Eliminated folks who are too demanding on when to meet.
Eliminated folks who live too far away.
Eliminated folks who are neighbors (eewww)
Eliminated single males.
Eliminated single females.
Eliminated folks with grey hair.
Eliminated Liechtensteins
Eliminated people too tall.
Eliminated people too short.
Eliminated people too quiet.
Eliminated people aggressively outgoing.
Eliminated people who only want to fuck.
Eliminated people who want to be good friends.
Eliminated people who don't like animals.
Eliminated people with too many cats.
Eliminated people with big noses.
Eliminated people with pointy upturned noses.
Eliminated people with big breasts (bitches)
Eliminated people with itty-bitty breasts.
Eliminated people with big dicks.
Eliminated people with little dicks.
Eliminated people who fuck on the first date.
Eliminated people who want to meet more than once before fucking.
Eliminated people who'll fuck anything that moves.
Eliminated people who are too particular.
Eliminated people who are "clickish"
Eliminated people who don't seem to know anyone from the lifestyle.
Damn. Has anyone seen my vibrator? It's such a run-around here, there are just no good people to meet ...
Eliminated folks who text me too often.
Eliminated folks who don't communicate enough.
Eliminated folks who are heavier than me.
Eliminated those skinny fuckers.
Eliminated folks who totally shave bare.
Eliminated folks who are too hairy.
Eliminated folks who are too old.
Eliminated folks who are too young.
Eliminated folks who send an unsolicited friend request.
Eliminated folks who send too many emails.
Eliminated folks who haven't responded to my email.
Eliminated folks who can't meet NOW, damnit.
Eliminated folks who are too demanding on when to meet.
Eliminated folks who live too far away.
Eliminated folks who are neighbors (eewww)
Eliminated single males.
Eliminated single females.
Eliminated folks with grey hair.
Eliminated Liechtensteins
Eliminated people too tall.
Eliminated people too short.
Eliminated people too quiet.
Eliminated people aggressively outgoing.
Eliminated people who only want to fuck.
Eliminated people who want to be good friends.
Eliminated people who don't like animals.
Eliminated people with too many cats.
Eliminated people with big noses.
Eliminated people with pointy upturned noses.
Eliminated people with big breasts (bitches)
Eliminated people with itty-bitty breasts.
Eliminated people with big dicks.
Eliminated people with little dicks.
Eliminated people who fuck on the first date.
Eliminated people who want to meet more than once before fucking.
Eliminated people who'll fuck anything that moves.
Eliminated people who are too particular.
Eliminated people who are "clickish"
Eliminated people who don't seem to know anyone from the lifestyle.
Damn. Has anyone seen my vibrator? It's such a run-around here, there are just no good people to meet ...
Yep you've eliminated just about everyone except your hand and a vibrator. I am impressed by such a long list though LOL...
SKICOUPLE wrote:Hopefully you realize that I was being tongue-in-cheek there?! Seems like there's lots of whining about not being able to find compatible folks on here -- but if we restrict our view of what's sexy too much, don't we end up alone?
Yep you've eliminated just about everyone except your hand and a vibrator. I am impressed by such a long list though LOL...
Also, the tools provided on this site are just an aid -- it's like people expect to sign on here and naked like-minded folks are just going to fall in their laps! Yes, it's a pain in the azz with all the back and forth texting and emailing and such ... but really not THAT big of a deal given the potential fun that results when the stars actually all do align! 
I've eliminated people whose tongues are in their cheeks. 
EVILDOERS wrote:OH, yeah, BUSTER? Well I've eliminated TwatWaffles, so there!
I've eliminated people whose tongues are in their cheeks.
(Now you ARE going to invite us to one-a these parties I've heard rumors of, right? Something with games that the obnoxious attendees refuse to play but maybe if we pair-up and shove it down their throats they'll be forced to play? Did that just come out sounding horribly politically incorrect? I thought so too. Anyway, I'm serious, buster. Well, maybe not RIGHT now 'cause half the time all I do is sit around bawling about my child's condition but once they and I are stable again ... but wait ... I've NEVER been stable ... and I should have put all this in an email instead of right out here in public! Eh, WTH, too late!) ... and now back to regularly scheduled programming ...I do realize you are being tongue and cheek although I'm sure you would prefer your tongue else where....you list is just so impressive. My compliments for providing a good laugh. As for those other folks that choose to be restrictive themselves, they just deny themselves the opportunity for a possibly enjoyable time with whom ever they eliminated.
WoW... Pals other than sending the unsolicited friend request, which we just sent you, and my wife having huge boobs we seem to almost completely fit your type... lol...
love your funny posts.... between you and evildoers it's like really sexy stand up comedy here but in written form :-D
love your funny posts.... between you and evildoers it's like really sexy stand up comedy here but in written form :-D
YOU did not Eliminate the Rich or the Poor
Damn looks like I'm out
The list really is impressive. Especially since I am becoming more and more convinced that she is not what she claims to be. She is really a twelve hundred pound Venetian Slime Devil rather than a beautiful strawberry swinging tart. Because every one knows that she has no pictures to prove otherwise.
SUGARSANDSPICE wrote:While I could find no reference to the Venetian Slime Devil" that you mention, I HAVE been known to ride the "Denebian Slime Devil" as an alternative mode of transportation, as per the attached pic.
The list really is impressive. Especially since I am becoming more and more convinced that she is not what she claims to be. She is really a twelve hundred pound Venetian Slime Devil rather than a beautiful strawberry swinging tart. Because every one knows that she has no pictures to prove otherwise.
PALS4FUN wrote:O crap we were justt that close
I need to be more serious here, I'm always taking things WAAAYYY too lightly. So I've decided to "pare-down" my list of potential playmates, to get right to the core of who I want to meet so that I can get some serious F'ing done. These are the steps I've taken so far.
Eliminated folks who text me too often.
Eliminated folks who don't communicate enough.
Eliminated folks who are heavier than me.
Eliminated those skinny fuckers.
Eliminated folks who totally shave bare.
Eliminated folks who are too hairy.
Eliminated folks who are too old.
Eliminated folks who are too young.
Eliminated folks who send an unsolicited friend request.
Eliminated folks who send too many emails.
Eliminated folks who haven't responded to my email.
Eliminated folks who can't meet NOW, damnit.
Eliminated folks who are too demanding on when to meet.
Eliminated folks who live too far away.
Eliminated folks who are neighbors (eewww)
Eliminated single males.
Eliminated single females.
Eliminated folks with grey hair.
Eliminated Liechtensteins
Eliminated people too tall.
Eliminated people too short.
Eliminated people too quiet.
Eliminated people aggressively outgoing.
Eliminated people who only want to fuck.
Eliminated people who want to be good friends.
Eliminated people who don't like animals.
Eliminated people with too many cats.
Eliminated people with big noses.
Eliminated people with pointy upturned noses.
Eliminated people with big breasts (bitches)
Eliminated people with itty-bitty breasts.
Eliminated people with big dicks.
Eliminated people with little dicks.
Eliminated people who fuck on the first date.
Eliminated people who want to meet more than once before fucking.
Eliminated people who'll fuck anything that moves.
Eliminated people who are too particular.
Eliminated people who are "clickish"
Eliminated people who don't seem to know anyone from the lifestyle.
Damn. Has anyone seen my vibrator? It's such a run-around here, there are just no good people to meet ...
JBVIPER1 wrote:This is true, JBViper, but those same people are found EVERYWHERE, and this, or any electronic format, only makes it easier for them to do so. It's not such a big deal, you just have to keep your own sense of humor, have a tad bit thicker skin, and go about doing what it is that makes you happy. I like to tease folks, keep this Swinging business from becoming too darn serious, and keep it light-hearted. And so I do! (or at least give it a good try!)
There are some here that won't allow humor, or even sensual story material. They would rather attack you, and make comments to hurt you, or bring you down.
This is pretty funny. Thank you for the smile. Hey, SexyRiders... didn't we meet you 2 years ago at the LSH 80's party at club 90? That was our very first event!
PALS4FUN wrote:While I could find no reference to the Venetian Slime Devil" that you mention, I HAVE been known to ride the "Denebian Slime Devil" as an alternative mode of transportation, as per the attached pic.[/quote]
Oh I see. So now, instead of hiding you want me to think that you are a sexy human female? Or is it that you are really just a Jovian skin changer and advertising that you have two pussies?
PALS4FUN wrote:While I could find no reference to the Venetian Slime Devil" that you mention, I HAVE been known to ride the "Denebian Slime Devil" as an alternative mode of transportation, as per the attached pic.[/quote]
Oh I see. So now, instead of hiding you want me to think that you are a sexy human female? Or is it that you are really just a Jovian skin changer and advertising that you have two pussies?
WOW that is one long list you have going. But it appears that we have been eliminated for the same reason as SEXYRIDERS, thanks to my wife's huge breasts. There might be a few other reasons but that is the big one that stood out to us. LOL
Looks like if you have red hair.....You still are in....hahaha
SexyRiders and 78Beast -- I sincerely HATE you! I've always felt that their should be no such thing as breast enhancement or breast reduction. Just breast transfers. Can I have sum-a yours?!
HOTFIRELOVERS wrote:I am a redhead so if you've red hair you're definitely in!!
Looks like if you have red hair.....You still are in....hahaha
PALS4FUN wrote:
SexyRiders and 78Beast -- I sincerely HATE you! I've always felt that their should be no such thing as breast enhancement or breast reduction. Just breast transfers. Can I have sum-a yours?!
HOTFIRELOVERS wrote:I am a redhead so if you've red hair you're definitely in!!
Looks like if you have red hair.....You still are in....hahaha
you can definitely have some! we have plenty to go around... lol... and we're pretty good sharers
SEXYRIDERS wrote:In my defense, SexyRiders, mine appear to be JUST as big as yours ... well ... at least 'till I take off my bra!PALS4FUN wrote:
SexyRiders and 78Beast -- I sincerely HATE you! I've always felt that their should be no such thing as breast enhancement or breast reduction. Just breast transfers. Can I have sum-a yours?!
you can definitely have some! we have plenty to go around... lol... and we're pretty good sharers
PALS4FUN wrote:
SexyRiders and 78Beast -- I sincerely HATE you! I've always felt that their should be no such thing as breast enhancement or breast reduction. Just breast transfers. Can I have sum-a yours?!
HOTFIRELOVERS wrote:I am a redhead so if you've red hair you're definitely in!!
Looks like if you have red hair.....You still are in....hahaha
Just like SexyRiders, we have plenty to share.....Would it change anything knowing that there hasn't been any breast enhancement going on here....they are all natural TRIPLE D......
78BEAST wrote:Yes, it would definitely change something -- it'd make me hate you even more!
[quote=PALS4FUN]SexyRiders and 78Beast -- I sincerely HATE you! I've always felt that their should be no such thing as breast enhancement or breast reduction. Just breast transfers. Can I have sum-a yours?!
Just like SexyRiders, we have plenty to share.....Would it change anything knowing that there hasn't been any breast enhancement going on here....they are all natural TRIPLE D......
speaking of serious:
PALS4FUN wrote:
I need to be more serious here, I'm always taking things WAAAYYY too lightly. So I've decided to "pare-down" my list of potential playmates, to get right to the core of who I want to meet so that I can get some serious F'ing done. These are the steps I've taken so far.
Eliminated folks who text me too often.
Eliminated folks who don't communicate enough.
Eliminated folks who are heavier than me.
Eliminated those skinny fuckers.
Eliminated folks who totally shave bare.
Eliminated folks who are too hairy.
Eliminated folks who are too old.
Eliminated folks who are too young.
Eliminated folks who send an unsolicited friend request.
Eliminated folks who send too many emails.
Eliminated folks who haven't responded to my email.
Eliminated folks who can't meet NOW, damnit.
Eliminated folks who are too demanding on when to meet.
Eliminated folks who live too far away.
Eliminated folks who are neighbors (eewww)
Eliminated single males.
Eliminated single females.
Eliminated folks with grey hair.
Eliminated Liechtensteins
Eliminated people too tall.
Eliminated people too short.
Eliminated people too quiet.
Eliminated people aggressively outgoing.
Eliminated people who only want to fuck.
Eliminated people who want to be good friends.
Eliminated people who don't like animals.
Eliminated people with too many cats.
Eliminated people with big noses.
Eliminated people with pointy upturned noses.
Eliminated people with big breasts (bitches)
Eliminated people with itty-bitty breasts.
Eliminated people with big dicks.
Eliminated people with little dicks.
Eliminated people who fuck on the first date.
Eliminated people who want to meet more than once before fucking.
Eliminated people who'll fuck anything that moves.
Eliminated people who are too particular.
Eliminated people who are "clickish"
Eliminated people who don't seem to know anyone from the lifestyle.
Damn. Has anyone seen my vibrator? It's such a run-around here, there are just no good people to meet ...
You've just defined 95% of the people on Swingular.
NO ONE is good enough for you.
shit I was eliminated like 8 times
well crap... we probably live to far and i have a little dick, wife's to short. Damn we are definitely out I don't believe we are twatwaffles so we have that going for us.
We were so close...missed out by this much. Darn love this post though! Although cliques do suck, we left high school a long time ago so adults are still welcome..
The fuck on the first date thing eliminates us! Damn
Finally, we made someone's list, woo hoo
You know what I like about folks who incredibly picky?
That I would never pick them no matter what!
That I would never pick them no matter what!
very funny!
Crap looks like I'm out
UPLIFTYOURLIFE wrote:
Crap looks like I'm out
Pervert LMAO..
Oh good god!