Swingers Forum - Bashing

I think it is so sad that a site set to let people explore sexual freedom can be so judgemental towards other who post what their desires are. I look at it this way if you don't like or want to involve yourself in a desired request then don't respond at all .. and to the one who bash and make fun of those with different ideas than theirs whats the point. hell we wouldn't dare come to a meet and greet after some of the comments directed towards us I am sure we would be treated as the couple that is not like all of the others because they are secure enough to explore what they want .. yes we would feel totally unwelcome... so over all if you don't like a request then pass so those who do may feel comfortable joining in .. enough said .. I will wait for the bashing to commence ...

We are right there with you, we are like brothers-in-arms.

We too have felt the sting of criticism.
We too have felt the scorn and been the subject of intense derision.
We too know the humiliation of being the subject of insensitive jokes.
We too have felt the sorrow brought on by the elitist pigs.
We too know the emptiness of promises unfulfilled.
And we too have felt the pain of ostracism.

We promise that we shall fight with you to defeat this scourge that surrounds us, here in Utah, across the United States and, indeed, around the world.

We shall take this fight onto the highest high -- we will not be deterred in our quest -- we will be victims no more -- we will bring down the walls of discrimination and belittlement. We will not waver from our goal. We have seen the enemy and we will conquer.

So it is here, on these pages, that we proudly announce our quest and our plight.
Yes, people, the couple known as "Pals4Fun" are size-challenged.

Mrs Pals has little-bitty breasts and Mr Pals has a small penis. There. We said it.

And you'd better watch your backs, 'cause we are cumming for you. Errr...comming on you .... ah, I mean, we are coming for you.

But, damn-it, right now, we're taking our undersized genitalia and going home.

So there.

BTW, cplintooele, the last post I saw from you was essentially a booty call posted to the forum. I DO think that folks like their organization. Specific times when you're available for a hookup go in the Booty Call section, Party announcements in the Events section, Most personal information in the Profile area, etc, etc. It just makes the site easier to navigate for everyone. Hopefully we'll see ya around sometime!

CPLINTOOELE; I don

Damn you DELICIOUSLYWET. Iit was supposed to be your job to see that such things as cross breading and evolution don't happen. And double Damn those cross breading swinger frogs for not using condoms and other forms of protection.

WTH, I figure we (I) have ruined this poor man's thread by now anyway, so ...

EVILDOERS wrote:

... Also, maybe you could try rubbing one out occasionally. Works wonders for me when I'm in a pissy mood and then I really don't get upset when someone calls me a douche canoe or a fucktarded twatwaffle ...

(This is a test of the "Is EvilDoers-pissed-at-Pals4fun-for-something-she did-or-didn't do, that-she-isn't-aware-of-cause-she'd-not-have-meant-to or-is-she-just-being-an-overly-sensitive-twit emergency-system.) Hey, EvilDoers, you fucktarded twatwaffle (without syrup I might add), can I watch while you do that "Rub one out" thing you discussed? I wanna see how that works -- hubby's been kinda ornery and I'm just wondering if I need to show him that technique ...

I love this thread too!

Although I'm reminded of a book "The Four Agreements" by Don Miguel Ruiz.

Don't take anything personally - Nothing others do is because of you. What others say and do is a projection of their own reality, their own dream. When you are immune to the opinions and actions of others, you won't be the victim of needless suffering.

Don't make assumptions - Find the courage to ask questions to express what you really want. Communicate with others as clearly as you can to avoid misunderstandings, sadness, and drama. With this one agreement you can completely transform your life.

Always do your best - Your best is going to change from moment to meoment; it will be different when you are healthy as opposed to sick. Under any circumstance, simply do your best, and you will avoid self-judgement, self-abuse, and regret.

Be impeccable with your word - Speak with integrity. Say only what you mean. Avoid using the word to speak against yourself or to gossip about others. Use the poser of your word in the direction of truth and love.

I also like the quote "It is better to keep thy mouth closed and have people think you a fool, than open it and remove all doubt".

Love to all!

EVILDOERS wrote:

Sure you can. There will be a performance of my A Capella geezer circle jerk group tonight at 6:30pm in the chatroom (right after the early bird special at Chuck A Rama). This evening we will be jerking it to Mozart's "Serenade in G Minor" followed by an encore of Schubert's "Nur wer die Sehnsucht kennt, weiss was ich leide". Be sure to watch Gus (he'll be the third on on the left wearing the midnight blue hernia truss and matching support hose. He's been saving his load for two weeks and we expect a spectacular eruption during the crescendo in the last movement.

Sheez, I don't know, are there any less cultured versions? Maybe of viewings of Miley Cyrus riding balls or something? I'm afraid that it might take more than just tickling the ivories to get my guy off.

Less cultured? Hmmmm. Well next spring we're doing a Billy Joel retrospective after Gus recovers from his hip replacement surgery. You should see his extremely visceral interpretation of "Angry Young (Old) Man". That's why he wears a truss now...injured himself during rehearsal trying to pull off (no pun intended) a double reverse left handed twist. Also don't miss our Xmas Eve concert. Amos (the little scamp) gets really naughty during "Oh Cum All Ye Faithful". We're hoping we can talk one of the ladies here at the home into donning a naughty elf outfit and doing a sexy striptease during "Santa Baby". We're selling 3D glasses on Ebay for those who really want to experience the full effect.

Naw I'm pretty sure you're wrong. Harley riders aren't immune. When I was a kid I worked in a Harley shop and my experience was that most (not all) Harley riders have a considerable amount of extra padding and probably just bounce (not unlike the Bumble in Rudolph) when they fall off of their giant rolling La-Z-Boys.

If you're schedule doesn't permit you to always get out and poke people, you might as well poke fun! This site has some really great folks and some fantastic humor....makes the rough weeks better. Some of the sarcasm is funny as hell but as previously stated, not intended to hurt anyone!

DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:

Cross breading is a deep jungle primitive form of currency exchange. Since there is no central bank and hence no coins minted or money printed, in the deep jungle currency exchange happens when jungle inhabitants have unprotected sex with any anonymous partners, while experimenting with mind expanding drugs (Ayahuasca) in a consequence free environment.

Where can I get Ayahuasca? Whole Foods? I want to add it to my next batch of bread.

So cplintooele,

The thing you can take away from this is there are many people who will laugh at you while laughing at themselves. If you are this serious in everything, well you may be much too sensitive for this lifestyle because laughter keeps the drama and reality shows away. This site is full of smartasses and horndogs alike! Don't be offended as a good offense becomes a good defense. Choose to be insulted and don't get laid or choose to laugh and get laid. It is all semantics.

For rest of you,

Harley riders and cocoa frogs are sensitive issues, respectively, collectively, and all around. Please show them the respect they deserve for they carry a common trait: extinction, whether it is rolling with the road from their motorized Laz-z-Boy or humping a brother or sister to spread their seed, they deserve the respect. I have witnessed myself here in Rapid City how the once true kings of the road have been over taken by something sinister: white color, clean cuts who are here to add a civilized angle to our rowdy revelries in. We need to keep those big and little Harley heads safe so they can show these clean cuts how the party is done in Sturgis!

Evildoers:

Do you take musical requests for you jerk shows? Because there could be some great jerking tunes we might all appreciate watching you base your rhythms on.

Well Psyche not the point I was making here I can take a good joke and fun play .. I was just saying why even respond to something if you are not interested in it ?? and your only purpose is to down the persons with the idea or question.. yes fun I understand but rude ass comments I don't ...

CPLINTOOELE wrote:

Well Psyche not the point I was making here I can take a good joke and fun play .. I was just saying why even respond to something if you are not interested in it ?? and your only purpose is to down the persons with the idea or question.. yes fun I understand but rude ass comments I don't ...

Do you have a recent example, CPLINTOOELE? Otherwise I guess ya may have missed MY point, which is usually the most important one. Your last post, the one that people seemed to be jumping on, was a booty call posted in the forum. There are 35 Booty Calls (in my area) right now. Can you imagine if all those people just kept re-posting their booty calls every day in the FORUM area? Nothing would be on the front page of the forum except for booty calls. How 'bout if the party groups, "Perfect" or "Swingers Circle" always posted their party announcements on the FORUM instead of in the Events section where they belong? Same difference, there'd be no Fun discussions left on the forum, only Event announcements (and booty calls). There's an organization to this place and if you use it where possible it just makes it easier and more enjoyable for other folks trying to navigate the site. Apparently you've used the Forum repeatedly for what is essentially a booty call and a few folks have gotten annoyed. It's understandable, I hope.

And, If you REALLY want to advertise your desire to get laid during the daytime, just get in your bikini and stand on the corner of 25th and Wall in Ogden with a cardboard sign dangling from your neck that says, "Cheap Floozy for rent, 25 cents." Seems to work for me!!

EVILDOERS wrote:

"Cheap Floozy for rent, 25 cents." Seems to work for me!!

Hmmmm can I have a look at the dollar menu please?

Your response here leaves me pondering two possibilities:

One, your name is "Bill" and thus you were insulted at my use of a pricing system involving coinage.

Two, you do not believe that, after renting me once, you'd have any need for the other 75 cents. Well, you fucktarded twatwaffle douche canoe, I'm here to inform you otherwise! After I was through with your handsome ass, you would need to have saved your last 75c for a new kilt 'cause your nether-parts would be too damn sore for underwear, a Gallon jug of Gatorade to replace essential minerals, an associated gallon of water to replace lost fluids, a two-hour massage to relieve cramping muscles, chiropractic charges, and a large tube of salve for the friction burns.

Oh, and that doesn't even cover the cost for removal of the prostate stimulator I'd accidentally shoved too far up your butt.

Yeah, so ya just MIGHT wanna save that last 75-cents buddy.

SUGARSANDSPICE wrote:

Dam it Pals, If that is your going rate I am sure I can come up with at least a fiver. We may have to spread it out over the next 20 weeks but that works. Is there a special discount rate for repetative sessions.

Oh HECK YEAH, "a fiver" is plenty good and much more than what I'm used to, especially if it's nice and thick. Geez, usually guys aren't that open as to their endowment 'till they're in the sack with ya, and your forth-righted honesty is ..... huh? ....... Oh. You weren't referring to your penis? Well DAMN-it, man, enunciate for Gawd's sake, enunciate! You've now caused me to inappropriately reference a phallic object from a non-phallic reference. AGAIN! I am just going to look like SUCH a perv, with nothing more on my mind than erections and the sexy men wearing them, and I can't have something like that happen, can I?