I am going up to Lava this weekend and I'm just wondering if it's a swinger meeting place. If so, where exactly?
Yup. Tons of swingers there. Just pick a tub with the cutest girls (or guys if that's what you're into- no judgements) and whip out yer wiener and they'll take it from there.
ps- If they don't immediately respond to your "swinger signal" just start strokin' it really vigorously and then they'll know for sure that you're DTF and you'll soon get some really hot action.

ps- If they don't immediately respond to your "swinger signal" just start strokin' it really vigorously and then they'll know for sure that you're DTF and you'll soon get some really hot action.

Don't listen to him. He's punking you. I've had much better luck with an acapella version of Nine Inch Nails' Closer.
That, and the fact that there's prolly diaper overflow floatin' around in that particular pool. 
