1) What the flying fuck is Movember?
2) Yup, I look like Chewbacca.
3) Couldn't grow whiskers if ya paid me.
4) No, but I celebrate Rocktober and Toyotathon.
5) No way. I wax EVERYTHING, including my face.
6) I'm totally rockin' a Fu Manchu, brah.
7) Have to. My razor broke.
8) I look like the homeless guy at the offramp.
9) The wife isn't shaving all month either.
10) Will it get me laid if I do?
11) Shit, Hallmark will do ANYTHING to sell more greeting cards. What's next, Coochtember? Grow your pubes out for cooter cancer?
12) Hey, Evil. Don't you have anything better to do on a Friday that start an inane poll?
2) Yup, I look like Chewbacca.
3) Couldn't grow whiskers if ya paid me.
4) No, but I celebrate Rocktober and Toyotathon.
5) No way. I wax EVERYTHING, including my face.
6) I'm totally rockin' a Fu Manchu, brah.
7) Have to. My razor broke.
8) I look like the homeless guy at the offramp.
9) The wife isn't shaving all month either.
10) Will it get me laid if I do?
11) Shit, Hallmark will do ANYTHING to sell more greeting cards. What's next, Coochtember? Grow your pubes out for cooter cancer?
12) Hey, Evil. Don't you have anything better to do on a Friday that start an inane poll?
3) Couldn't grow whiskers if ya paid me - but I'm trying anyway
Fucking cheaters! I'll bet all you guys who started the 1st of Oct. read the last page of a book first and rip open the bottom of the brand new box of Lucky Charms to get the prize. 
Yes, working on it. The wifey always likes it for a little while. Kind of a ticklie sex toy. But eventually it has to go.
I have to say 10 first, then most likely 8. lol
1, 10, 11, and 12. 
I looked better as a child with coffee grinds on Halloween but giving it a rip anyhow
I started a little early!!!!
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Does this mean 70's-80's full bush is making a cum back for winter? That should bring back memories for many..lol and is it 1890's red sox beard time for the guys? Last time I completely shaved the face everyone freaked because I looked ten years younger. Not a bad thing with the silver kicking in the way it is.
So...Swingular beard competition?