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[i]"26. This is one that I should take to heart myself! Check the spelling and punctuation on your profile. I am the worst speller known to man! Some people may read your profile and think you are ignorant if you cannot spell. It is worth putting in the extra time.
14. If a girl approaches you, first thing I would ask is
14. If a girl approaches you, first thing I would ask is
That is a great list. However, I guess I should ditch my rhinestone trimmed leisure suit.
Great list however it's not only single guys who act like asses at times. A lot of these "rules" apply to approaching ANY coupled woman in the lifestyle. Us married "doods" can and should learn from this and others lists too.
aah...we only play with couples, but I say be yourself trying to be what someone else wants you to be only adds to the problem. If you are yourself you will eventually create opportunities with people that you relate with and thus a better time is had by all.
Not my list or spelling. We wish we could take credit. The website it came from was mentioned several times in the list.
Simples
Simples
And repeat! Shave your balls! Hair is just nasty!!! I mean who likes to be down there and have hair in their mouth? Abso-fucking-lutely no one!
And for real! Quit sending pics of your dick! Unless it's requested! I have seen very few cocks that are unlike the other 100 I've seen! Simple is right, if it's colossal, send away! The problem with saying this is it seems like some men are a little over proud of their junk. It's like that forum topic, "Do you have a big cock? Show us" yet 90% of the cocks shown are average at best! I know, I am a bitch! Oh well!
And for real! Quit sending pics of your dick! Unless it's requested! I have seen very few cocks that are unlike the other 100 I've seen! Simple is right, if it's colossal, send away! The problem with saying this is it seems like some men are a little over proud of their junk. It's like that forum topic, "Do you have a big cock? Show us" yet 90% of the cocks shown are average at best! I know, I am a bitch! Oh well!
Unfortunately only 1% of the single guys on this site follow these guidelines..the other 99% ruin it for the "unicorn" males.It really comes down to common sense.If you really are a slob with these unorthodox traits how about hiring a hooker instead?They will put up with your fat ass,hairy balls and all for $$ or crack....just sayin
PARTNERZNCRIME wrote:
Unfortunately only 1% of the single guys on this site follow these guidelines..the other 99% ruin it for the "unicorn" males.It really comes down to common sense.If you really are a slob with these unorthodox traits how about hiring a hooker instead?They will put up with your fat ass,hairy balls and all for $$ or crack....just sayin
Know where we can find a good one? Not too expensive. And how much is too much to tip? We always wonder if we tipped too much or too little. Do we have to pay more if my ass is extra fat that particular day (or time of the month)? And how hairy can my balls be or does that depend on how big the tip is? One last thing. We're more reformed than orthodox. Is that a problem? @(^_^)@
Ha....so u make reference to how fat your ass is that "time of the month" and also how hairy your balls are? Transvestites get charged double...sorry 

Not if it's a tranny hooker...
hmmm...we've digressed!
JUSTICE wrote:
in short Read these two book. The Game by Neil Strauss. Its a great book then follow it up with Rules of the Game. by Neil again. If you have not read them don't come at me if you have you know what im talking about. more so read Rules of the Game. bc it does not teach you how to fuck girls daily, it teaches you to make you a people person and attract others to you so that they will want to be around you more and that leads to sex.the book goes over almost every thing that 1-27 talks about
The Game? Doesn't that PROMOTE negging? You know....negging. Isn't that the exact opposite of what a single male/gentleman should be? Regardless of how hot they are?
Tyranny hooker is a specialized subset of dominatrix.
Aren't elected officials and corporate lobbyists one in the same in Utah? Pretty sure it's mandatory by law. It's in the state constitution right next to the clause guaranteeing life, liberty and all the green Jell-O you can eat.
WETANDHARDUTCPL wrote:
plus if a profile says (s/m we will contact you if we are interested) please don't send friend request and a message that says how respectful you are.. she will let you know if she is interested..
In this case, I highly recommend you put 'no' next to single males, instead of maybe. This will give single males more of a hint about getting in touch with you. And if they search for "looking for SMs" your profile will stop coming up.
Rule #40 stay on topic...
Let's see we went from rules of etiquette for Male swingsrs to how to enter a bad experience with a tranny hooker that beat you up and took your car keys on Angie's list...(ok I took some creative liberties on the digression).
Actually I would rather discuss bad experiences with tranny hookers...than how to behave any day....so let's see just how far we can get off topic before Einstein's theory of relevance...or relatedness or relatives comes true and the planet explodes! Let's go for it!!!!
Let's see we went from rules of etiquette for Male swingsrs to how to enter a bad experience with a tranny hooker that beat you up and took your car keys on Angie's list...(ok I took some creative liberties on the digression).
Actually I would rather discuss bad experiences with tranny hookers...than how to behave any day....so let's see just how far we can get off topic before Einstein's theory of relevance...or relatedness or relatives comes true and the planet explodes! Let's go for it!!!!