It's that time of year again. For some fucked up reason Halloween has morphed into some kind of high holy days for the swinger faithful. What silly, sexy, naughty, scary, disgusting person or thing are you and your SO going to dress up as?
1) Duh! We're going as Miley and Robin!
2) FUCK! I HATE dressing up!
3) Gonne be wearing an ironic Affliction outfit.
4) Prolly a sexy vamipire or zombie.
5) I wear the same fucking costume every year. Deal with it!
6) Dick in a box. That shit always cracks me up.
7) My cosplay costume of course.
8) A sexy Chiver and Chivette.
9) Dr. Feelgood, Free Breast Exams. Everybody LOVES that costume.
10) The absolute naughtiest thing I can possibly get away with!
11) Sexy pirates...uh, cuz we have pirate costumes.
12) I would rather die a horrific death from giant zombie genital warts than dress up in yet another Halloween costume!
13) It's a BIG surprise. Hint: It involves my genitals and LOTS of glitter (the herpes of craft supplies...once it gets on you, you NEVER completely get rid of glitter!).
14) A sexy super hero. Maybe that really stretchy guy (imagine what he can do with his cock) or Batman.
15) I will wear my regular clothes and figure out some really obscure reference or pun that vaguely coincides with what I'm wearing then regale everyone at the party with a lengthy explanation when they ask what I'm supposed to be.
16) I'm gonna be a sexy Hobbit. Hairy feet turn me on.
17) The ladies always dig my pimp outfit!
18) I'm gonna dress up like a giant douche...or maybe a twatwaffle (with extra syrup).
19) We're going to dress up like two disturbingly sexualized little yellow minions from that movie our kids watch over and over and over...
20) I'll prolly pick something that's extremely offensive to most others so I can just go home early and eat leftover Halloween candy and jerk off to free internet porn.
1) Duh! We're going as Miley and Robin!
2) FUCK! I HATE dressing up!
3) Gonne be wearing an ironic Affliction outfit.
4) Prolly a sexy vamipire or zombie.
5) I wear the same fucking costume every year. Deal with it!
6) Dick in a box. That shit always cracks me up.
7) My cosplay costume of course.
8) A sexy Chiver and Chivette.
9) Dr. Feelgood, Free Breast Exams. Everybody LOVES that costume.
10) The absolute naughtiest thing I can possibly get away with!
11) Sexy pirates...uh, cuz we have pirate costumes.
12) I would rather die a horrific death from giant zombie genital warts than dress up in yet another Halloween costume!
13) It's a BIG surprise. Hint: It involves my genitals and LOTS of glitter (the herpes of craft supplies...once it gets on you, you NEVER completely get rid of glitter!).
14) A sexy super hero. Maybe that really stretchy guy (imagine what he can do with his cock) or Batman.
15) I will wear my regular clothes and figure out some really obscure reference or pun that vaguely coincides with what I'm wearing then regale everyone at the party with a lengthy explanation when they ask what I'm supposed to be.
16) I'm gonna be a sexy Hobbit. Hairy feet turn me on.
17) The ladies always dig my pimp outfit!
18) I'm gonna dress up like a giant douche...or maybe a twatwaffle (with extra syrup).
19) We're going to dress up like two disturbingly sexualized little yellow minions from that movie our kids watch over and over and over...
20) I'll prolly pick something that's extremely offensive to most others so I can just go home early and eat leftover Halloween candy and jerk off to free internet porn.
Just the usual... my favorite birthday suit with some nice lotion to smooth it out. don't go for the scary stuff. I highly recommend the birthday suit, don't have to remove it before doing anything, cleans up well if dirty, and doesn't get lost during the night, just in case. I also don't have to worry about the fit from year to year, but it is getting a bit big and wrinkly... will have to see if I can shrink it for next year. It's all about the fun! Might even be able to meet up with some who feel the same way and have a nice party... never know.
This is a fun weekend to get dressed up in latex, I get to wear all my toys around my waist on my toy belt, and go wherever I want......and wear my long black wig..... its soo much fun, and this year I get to share it with someone special.... ..You have to love Utah !!!
Rach we both wanted to bang Xena! Haha, so true.. And latex on LadyKimberly sounds particularly delicious. Whatever anyone does or picks, as long as they're having fun then the world is in a happy place too. We're missing the Utah scene...Koreans don't care much for Halloween. :/
the pic was a few years ago, I was a one night stand.. 
This year Im thinking about gluing a bunch of barbies to a shirt and going as a babe magnet...
This year Im thinking about gluing a bunch of barbies to a shirt and going as a babe magnet...
#21 all of the above. Something different for every Hour. Dressing up is my favorite part, so I take A few constumes to one party and change costumes throughout the night. Common theme for all: sexy
I will put that outfit with this outfit. Then I will buy something here and there and everywhere til it swings together to make something unique. (haha I said Swing!) I can get lost in the thrift store....oh the choices are far and bizzare. Hehe
I really have no idea what I will be. If I just show up will people think I am Sara Hotfire....oh they might get me confused with the Girl Next Door. Hey, wait...maybe I am the Girl next door?!
I really have no idea what I will be. If I just show up will people think I am Sara Hotfire....oh they might get me confused with the Girl Next Door. Hey, wait...maybe I am the Girl next door?!
#2 (FUCK! I HATE dressing up!) - but we really love the dressing down part :-)
I have no idea yet 
I'd love for my husband to dress up as the dick in the box! Funniest skit ever!
I'd love for my husband to dress up as the dick in the box! Funniest skit ever!Nope, sorry. It's Not Gay If It's a Threeway is funnier. 
I've got 4 new costumes lined up. (all new, nothing i've worn before) Mostly superheroes.
Xena is hot as hell we actually roleplayed that a few nights ago!
Him) 6
Her) 14
Halloween is our fav holiday! Cant wait for this years parties!
Him) 6
Her) 14
Halloween is our fav holiday! Cant wait for this years parties!
JUST_RACH wrote:
#14 ... xena counts as a super hero right? And who didn't wanna bang xena?
Its more like who didn't want to be banged by Xena....
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