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C'mon everybody! Let's all run in our undies! Today! After conference! You're going to be downtown anyway...and you'll be all hot and sweaty from wearing that suit and tie or long modest dress. ;-) Strip it off and run (well, walk...up to the capitol) with us. It's free, it's unofficial AND you can help us break our own Guinness world record for most peeps running in their undies. Let's show everyone that Utah isn't all about Temple Square and stupid liquor laws!
4PM at Library Square. Official "count" starts at 4:30. Bring some warm winter clothes to "strip" out of and to donate to the homeless. Women can wear tops (tanks, camisole, etc.) but bottoms must be underwear (boy shorts, panties, etc.) No shorts or PJ's. Guys cannot wear a top. Boxers, boxer briefs, tightie whities. No gym shorts or PJ's. These rules all apply during the 5 minutes the official Guinness count is going on. After that you can wear pretty much whatever you want for the "run" (it will actually be more of a walk) including masks, capes, costumes. etc. Everyone is also encouraged to write what Utah laws you'd like to protest on uncovered parts of your body. The run/walk up to the capitol starts at 5PM. There will be afterparties at 7PM at The Green Pig, Huka Bar and Grill, Infernoantina Utah, Lumpy's Downtown, A Bar Named Sue. Come show your Utah pride and join us for an unofficial undie bar crawl! :-)
Evildoers,

You are the funniest thing on this website. I enjoy the lighthearted chatter you entertain us all with in the forums. It would get much too serious and boring there without you. If you endorse the run, it must be worthwhile. If the flying spaghetti monster wills it, I (Mr. Curiouser) will be there next year in my skivvies.

Thanks for the laughs.