Swingers Forum - Fuck machine!

After months of design and testing (thanks babe) and spending way more money designing it than I anticipated, I am currently offering up to 6 more of these machines for sale. I have the majority of the parts on hand to build them but I need to get a few more things to complete them all. It comes with a Vac-u-lok attachment and and a bracket with velcro straps like the one shown to attach a variety of different toys. I can also offer an attachment to hold a Fleshlight at an additional charge if interested.

The dimensions when folded up are:
26" TALL
29.5" WIDE
5.25" THICK

It only weighs 25lbs.

It easily fits under the bed or in the closet etc.

Each leg has a height adjustment to change the height from 26" up to 35" tall measured at the top of the slide mechanism. You can also adjust them in pairs for different angles etc.

The stroke depth is adjustable from 2.5" to 5" in half inch increments.

The speed is adjustable from about 30 to 220 strokes per minute and uses a 1/12 H.P. motor.

It has enough torque that you will not be able to tighten up and stop this machine from fucking you, even at slow speeds. It will keep plowing away until you've had enough, or the power goes out!! Vaginal, anal, big toys, it doesn't matter.

It can be used over a bed, couch, chair, or whatever, or nothing at all if you want to take it doggy style.

I will also assemble the rest of the machines with a thumb screw on the depth adjustment to make it easier. The prototype shown uses an allen head bolt.

There isn't a machine made with as much torque, as much adjustment (height, angle, speed, depth), or versatility as this one for less than $1500.00 anywhere. That was the whole reason I started this project.
The design of my machine and the way the legs are positioned in a "V" also make it stay in place as if it weighed much more than it does, especially on carpet. What that means is when you squeeze and try to stop this machine, not only will it not stop, but it wont move backwards either.

I am asking $600 each and it will come with the universal bracket that's shown and a Vac-u-lok attachment as well. It DOES NOT come with a toy of any kind. You must provide your own.

If you're interested in purchasing one or have questions, message me on here and I will get back to you as soon as I can.
I accept credit cards through Paypal. I have a premier account and am verified.
I can also meet in person if you would like to see it or pay cash.

I work full time and do this on the side so I am going to need a couple weeks lead time after payment to get the remaining parts ordered, machined, and assembled.

If we can make it to one of the local parties coming up, I will bring it for show and tell and test rides

The pic is of the machine folded up. The videos are of it in action.
It's extremely quiet when running but when it's running at max speed in the video it starts to rattle a bit. It doesn't do that when someone is actually using it at that speed though.

Feel free to leave any comments or feedback and if you would like to buy one please send me a message.
Thanks!

Mike

I have to give props to Mike on the build of this machine. I jumped at the chance to try this bad boy out and have to say that it is the BEST sex machine I have tried. We have messed with a few other "homemade" models, but this is definetely taking it to a completely different level. I love the speed control because I can take charge and control the speed, or turn that completely over to my partner for him to have fun with. The machine is very quiet and converted really well to the space we wanted to use it for. Having the adjustments on the legs made it so I was able to use it on a couch....oh yes ladies.....you dont have to stick to just fucking yourself on the bed!! I love that I can use it with a partner, but it is easy enough to set up and run that I don't HAVE to use it with a partner.

If you are a beginner, you can take it really slow. Control the speed and the stroke. But for those of you who like it more hard core, this thing with fuck you until you are DONE, and then some. What's better than that! I absolutely LOVED it, and hope to be getting my own very soon!

Think this is a very cool idea

No but I'll see what I can do! As a temporary work-around you can set it up and trade rides for slaw....it takes a little longer to get but I'm sure it'll work!

EVILDOERS wrote:

Can it make coleslaw as well? I love coleslaw.

May not make coleslaw, but I bet he can set it up to toss your salad.

EVILDOERS wrote:

An analingus reference on Pie and Beer Day. Kudos. Can we get a peodeiktophilia reference for Labor Day?

I thought Labor Day was reserved for Pregnancy fetishism?

I think today would be a good day for peodeiktophilia. "This is the place" can be changed to "Here it is!!!"

I get kick backs from Google for every dirty word searched.

Nice machine MASO. Are the balls extra?

Wow. You know how much a quality set of balls goes for these days? And it's so versatile. I foresee lots of these in stockings come Christmas. And what a great gift idea for that Bar Mitzvah coming up or that Quinceanera. People, you really should JUMP on these...figuratively and literally. The only downside might be a rogue powered penis (and balls) skulking about your home in the near future when the machines rise up take over.

How long would it take to work off the price in trade, I give incredible BJs and BJ instruction for those wishing to improve their skills... My man can also be lent out for similar services. Hehe
I can also clean houses and cars nude. Open to other ideas... Lmao!!

^^^ Nice!!

LADYLUCK I am always willing to consider trades

I am literally in the middle of moving into a new place as we speak so my life is in chaos at the moment but I will get back to you soon and we can talk...maybe take it for a test ride?

[/quote]You should set up a test ride party, we would be there![/quote]

Actully we have seriously considered doing something like that but never really decided how and where....might just have to make it happen. If so we will let you know

SOoooo...when are we going to have a party and show everyone how BADASS this machine is?

I mentioned this post to my fiance and guess what I got for a anniversary gift You got it, this fablous work of art! It is by far everything described and SOO much more. How would I describe it?? Its indescribable!!! It will leave you speechless for sure. Going to take it with us to the takeover in Lava

I was very surprised as well. He said he almost gave it to me early, he should have. ;-)The funniest part is when he said he had to go to Utah jokingly I said " To what, get me that fucking machine I told you about?"I was seriously joking, and had no Idea. Always the best guesser, even when Im not really trying. Our Christmas was great. We hope yours was good as well. Thanks again!

I hope I'm still on the list. Money in hand waiting for pleasure!

Okay, we're totally interested but for some reason we can't watch any video of this thing in action. Somebody got a link?

Looks pretty "fuck"ing sweet! Great job!

Great. Now we're outsourcing fucking?

Is he still selling these? I'm fixin' to build one but this looks easier and faster