This is a forum topic to have fun with. Please, list only one thing at a time, do not attack or insult anyone and try to keep it simple. We think we all need a good laugh.
Our thing that must go is people who drive for blocks down the road with the turn signal going but they never make a turn.
Who's Next?
Our thing that must go is people who drive for blocks down the road with the turn signal going but they never make a turn.
Who's Next?
people that do not let others in to traffic
Bull Headed Cops
My pet PEEVE..........
Is the "self check out" machines at the grocery store.
They only seem to function about 1/2 the time, and even then you have to wait for someone to reset it, because it didn't recognize something, or because of some other problem..! GRRRRRRR!!!
Seems that stores (Smith's).. rely too much on those, and when there are 40 people in line.. they have ONE checker working, and 4 self check out machines.
Thanks for the "venting" forum!
B & B
Is the "self check out" machines at the grocery store.
They only seem to function about 1/2 the time, and even then you have to wait for someone to reset it, because it didn't recognize something, or because of some other problem..! GRRRRRRR!!!
Seems that stores (Smith's).. rely too much on those, and when there are 40 people in line.. they have ONE checker working, and 4 self check out machines.
Thanks for the "venting" forum!
B & B
People that send out mass e-mails to everyone they know all at the same time so everyone has everyone elses email address and dont bother to remove the HEADER information of the person that forwarded it to him/her so now everyone him/her just emailed now has everyone elses and so on, vicious circle.
M&N
M&N
People that send chain letters.
my would have to be how my wife bugs me about turning my signal off on my truck.
Telemarketers! Especially the digital ones, and the ones who leave a message on your answering machine...like we are going to call them back - lmao!
people who pay with food stamps then drive away in their mercedes!!
members who don't post photos on there profile but there wanting to meet you for sex without looks
The woman who "raced" me to one of the few free shopping carts in the parking lot at the grocery store a few days before Christmas, who had the nerve to say, "Looks like I'm going to beat you to it" with a big smile on her face.
-SG
-SG
How about the little old man or little old lady going 55 in the fast lane on the freeway??
How about the jerks who go screaming through the intersection trying to beat the red light, which by the way they didn't as it changed red for them 5 minutes prior. As a result if you don't count to about 50 after you get a green light you are likely to get broadsided by these kamakazee kooks.
The hand full of junk mail you get in your mail box every day, seems like 75% of what you recieve.
the eldery who at the check out counter that dig in there change purse for the exact change.
The back-seat driving that sits next to me and refuses to get
IN THE BACK SAET!!!lmao
(yes, I do mean my wife)
IN THE BACK SAET!!!lmao
(yes, I do mean my wife)
The person walking really slow in front of you in the store and NO MATTER which direction you go to get around them they instinctively go that same direction
screwd that up, didn't I?!!lol
How 'bout the unending stream of spam about hot MILFs, gangbangs and links about where to find "fuckbuddies"... if they only knew 
OHHHH how about the guy or gal who KNOWS EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
The biggest thing that has to go is 5o'clock traffic and everyone has to slow down just because the car that has been sitting there for a day or so!!!! ( and you can tell it has been cuz you seen it there yesterday!!!)
The two guys at school today wearing winter coats, hats, gloves and SANDELS! If you are going to take the time to put on gloves, maybe its cold enough to wear socks and shoes...
Skiers that go to Brighton and complain about the snowboarders...
Ok, I've got one.
How about the two old ladies that meet in the middle of the isle at the store and start up a 10 minute conversation knowing that they, and their carts, are blocking the entire isle way, and won't so much as acknowledge your existence when you are standing right behind them trying to pass.
How about the two old ladies that meet in the middle of the isle at the store and start up a 10 minute conversation knowing that they, and their carts, are blocking the entire isle way, and won't so much as acknowledge your existence when you are standing right behind them trying to pass.
We are from southern cal, and colorado respectively. our thing that must go.... about 85% of Utah drivers, drive like a bat out of hades in 6 inches of snow, but do 20 mph with a little rain. ARRRRGGGGHHHH:h
I can't stand people who have more money than they could every need and are so cheap to spend a dime.
Guys who wear socks while having sex
People who stop their cars in the middle of the road to talk to another person in another car.
Stupid people who breed
I was in the grocery store buying bananas and oranges the other day. Standing in a long line, some old lady(70's). Cut line right in front of me. Just then the adjacent line opened the guy behinde me moved over. As he was putting his grocery's up turned and apologized for skipping. I said don't wory about it she jumped line too.
People that go below the speed limit!!
OMG YOU GOT WOLF GOING ON THIS ONE !!!!LOL
Where do I begin....Okay on these sites it would have to be the dreaded, distgusting, and extremely stupid.....Yes, I mean those who can't read,,, dolphin said not to pick on anyone but i think you all know the group i am speaking of.
Where do I begin....Okay on these sites it would have to be the dreaded, distgusting, and extremely stupid.....Yes, I mean those who can't read,,, dolphin said not to pick on anyone but i think you all know the group i am speaking of.
Anyone whose age ends in TEEN... I now understand why lions eat their young.
Closed minded people....period (and that includes those that think they have open minds especially) People with opinions that pass them off as it is fact and have to prove to you they are right (it is an opinion, we do not have to agree)
Anyone who thinks they have it all figured out......you don't. The most important piece of knowledge you can ever have, is to realize you know very little.
oh and the dutch........
Anyone who thinks they have it all figured out......you don't. The most important piece of knowledge you can ever have, is to realize you know very little.
oh and the dutch........
Extremists of all types.
People with more than 20 items in the fast checkout lane
people that have to cut you off and there isnt a sole behind you! or the ones that have to get a head of you to make a left hand turn instead of waiting
Why only slow golfers ...... All golfers...... Think of the poor little golfs.. they'll all become extinct .... unless you only take one for each one of the gulfs. I hope this makes the PETA's all happy.
How about people who watch the Stupid Bowl waiting for someone to drop their bra or panties or pants. (just cause it's this weekend)
How about people who watch the Stupid Bowl waiting for someone to drop their bra or panties or pants. (just cause it's this weekend)
WE LOVE IT.. you guys are great.
One that has to go for me is the SEXPERT that is going to show me things I have never seen or done before and rock my world baby ..... Please... go away. (lol)
(I apologize to all of you who have comments about the bad drivers... I know that was my mom you encountered)
One that has to go for me is the SEXPERT that is going to show me things I have never seen or done before and rock my world baby ..... Please... go away. (lol)
(I apologize to all of you who have comments about the bad drivers... I know that was my mom you encountered)
In this day and age of plastic and technology, the one thing that must go, and it is really bad here in Utah, are people that write checks! Come on! Use plastic. Get an ATM/check card already! It IS the 21st Century. People write checks in McDonalds! How bad is that?!?!??
And Cyn, I'll show you a few things. LOL
Christian
And Cyn, I'll show you a few things.
LOLChristian
Getting stood up on a swing date. It gets old and really pisses us off
People who don't have photos in their profile... We understand discretion but we still would like to "SEE" the people in the profile to give us an "IDEA" if we're attracted... Anyone else been through this ordeal...??? Verbal descriptions are ok, but people tend NOT to look like how they decribe themselves to others...
LOL yes Deni, you're right, even the hunchback of Notre Dame could describe himself as a stud. LOL
i think anyone who is racist or thinks that they are better than someone else for any reason must go!!! :s
people talking on cell phones while they TRY to drive in the middle of a busy town
all the fake people who post profiles on this website
People who don't respond to email or respond when you add them to your friend list and couples who you can NEVER EVER talk to the wife/girlfriend......:@
Peopl who, when asked if they can send you some pics (we understand if you don't want pics on your profile, so we give them our yahoo e-mail), send either pics of only one of them or pics with no faces. Does anyone else feel that when asked for pics, it should be understood to include faces and both partners (or is is just me)? Are there people out there who will meet wihtout having seen pics? If so, I will shut-up now - lol. Yes, body pics are nice, but we really need to see the face as well to determine attraction, besides, how else will we know who you are if we did try to meet you?
And, back to the driving...people who are in the right hand lane at a red light but are not making a right hand turn, thereby blocking anyone who could have made a turn.
Totally agree on the pic thing, DPISUN
Here's one: The woman who, at the point of no return, whispers in your ear.......... Don't cum in me. LOL!
Here's one: The woman who, at the point of no return, whispers in your ear.......... Don't cum in me. LOL!
how about people with blank profiles and no pics who randomly add you as friends and then bitch about the fact that nobody will add them back........duh
People that start threads in the "picture fun" section that don't have anything to do with pictures. j/k LOL (sorry couldn't resist)
Clothes on a good looking lady. (just joking...well you said it should be a fun forum. I can't think of much more fun than a good looking naked lady)
Pantyhose.... I'd like to find the guy that invented them and kick his ass!
Guys, we had a good thing going when women had to wear garter belts and stockings everyday (for those of you old enough to remember)
Guys, we had a good thing going when women had to wear garter belts and stockings everyday (for those of you old enough to remember)
People who tell pregnant women "That baby is coming any day now!"... as if they have a f*@$ing clue how far along a woman is before they even bother to ask.
Clients who call me at work URGENTLY needing something handled, asking me several times to do it right away because its very important and they are so stressed and need it handled right away......oh and to get back to them, and, and, and,, and (Do you get my drift?)
They ramble on and on and on and won't get off the phone so that I can handle their urgent matter.
They ramble on and on and on and won't get off the phone so that I can handle their urgent matter.
FUN4........
You forgot the most aggrevating part... you rush around getting it handled for them, then fax it, email it or however you needed to get it to them only to discover they left their office right after they hung up with you to leave and wont be back for a week or two anyway.
You forgot the most aggrevating part... you rush around getting it handled for them, then fax it, email it or however you needed to get it to them only to discover they left their office right after they hung up with you to leave and wont be back for a week or two anyway.
LOL Cyn you are sooooooooooo right!
NEWCPL------We are old enough. Nothing sexier than looking up a girl's dress and seeing those garters and stockings! Memories from the school bus. LOL!
Things that gotta go:
Buttheads talking on the cell during a movie.
All the commercials about cosmetic surgery when the money would be better spent on folks learning to like who they are rather than making changes.
The jerks who empty their ashtray in the parking lot instead of in a trash can.
All the spam mail offering discounts of viagra and cialis.
Folks who won't respond to your e-mail even if to say drop dead.
Idiot buttwipes who make viruses just to see if they can screw up someones computer.
Buttheads talking on the cell during a movie.
All the commercials about cosmetic surgery when the money would be better spent on folks learning to like who they are rather than making changes.
The jerks who empty their ashtray in the parking lot instead of in a trash can.
All the spam mail offering discounts of viagra and cialis.
Folks who won't respond to your e-mail even if to say drop dead.
Idiot buttwipes who make viruses just to see if they can screw up someones computer.
Things that gotta go:
Buttheads talking on the cell during a movie.
All the commercials about cosmetic surgery when the money would be better spent on folks learning to like who they are rather than making changes.
The jerks who empty their ashtray in the parking lot instead of in a trash can.
All the spam mail offering discounts of viagra and cialis.
Folks who won't respond to your e-mail even if to say drop dead.
Idiot buttwipes who make viruses just to see if they can screw up someones computer.
Buttheads talking on the cell during a movie.
All the commercials about cosmetic surgery when the money would be better spent on folks learning to like who they are rather than making changes.
The jerks who empty their ashtray in the parking lot instead of in a trash can.
All the spam mail offering discounts of viagra and cialis.
Folks who won't respond to your e-mail even if to say drop dead.
Idiot buttwipes who make viruses just to see if they can screw up someones computer.
Telephone solicitors!
This may have been covered but thats ok....PEOPLE THAT AT LEAST CANT REPLY WITH A THANK YOU BUT WE ARE NOT INTERESTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Things I think must go - which all happen to be my worst pet peeves!!! Go figure LOL
1) People who use the word irregardless....its REGARDLESS...no matter how you use it!
2) People who don't button down their button down collars...I just wanna go do it for them!
3) Its Nu-CLE-UR....NOT NEW-CU-LUR...pronunciation...ever heard of it?
4) People who put those little support ribbon magnets on their cars and don't put them straight up!
And finallly....
5) SPELL CHECK...if you're going to send an email, post a profile, or try and put your best foot forward...for HELLS SAKE use the spell check. Why look like a complete ass hat when the tools are provided FOR YOU. Mistakes happen and thats fine but when you can't even tell what the word is supposed to be...theres a problem. Obviously Hooked on Phonics DIDN'T work for you!
1) People who use the word irregardless....its REGARDLESS...no matter how you use it!
2) People who don't button down their button down collars...I just wanna go do it for them!
3) Its Nu-CLE-UR....NOT NEW-CU-LUR...pronunciation...ever heard of it?
4) People who put those little support ribbon magnets on their cars and don't put them straight up!
And finallly....
5) SPELL CHECK...if you're going to send an email, post a profile, or try and put your best foot forward...for HELLS SAKE use the spell check. Why look like a complete ass hat when the tools are provided FOR YOU. Mistakes happen and thats fine but when you can't even tell what the word is supposed to be...theres a problem. Obviously Hooked on Phonics DIDN'T work for you!
Men that can't take NO for an answer.
I hate feeling a little stressed and needing someone to talk to but instead of getting a REAL PERSON I get one of these!
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/thirdrock/Answering_Machine.mp3
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/thirdrock/Answering_Machine.mp3
high prices on car repairs must go! I just paid $375 to get my car fixed today..GRRRRRRRRR
LOL
M
LOL
M
People with loud plastic candy wrappers that happen to sit right in front of you at a movie theatre...or those that have already seen the show and tell you what is going to happen next.
1. Reality TV
2. Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Britney Spears - take your pick
3. People who criticize the swinging lifestyle
2. Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Britney Spears - take your pick
3. People who criticize the swinging lifestyle
Credit card companies that send you the same offer day after, day after, after day, after week, after.......
Well you know what I mean
Well you know what I mean
Credit card companies that send you the same offer day after, day after, after day, after week, after.......
Well you know what I mean
Well you know what I mean
They have to go . . .
Parents that have not come to a single conference, replied to a single email, followed up on a single note home, checked the kids work or even looked at a progress report all year and show up the last week of school wanting to know what the little darling can do to pass the class. (sorry . . . teacher thing)
People that move to the Florida Keys and then bitch about tropical life (the heat
Parents that have not come to a single conference, replied to a single email, followed up on a single note home, checked the kids work or even looked at a progress report all year and show up the last week of school wanting to know what the little darling can do to pass the class. (sorry . . . teacher thing)
People that move to the Florida Keys and then bitch about tropical life (the heat
This is the biggest pain in the butt and most annoying we have seen. You have uncontrolable things happen in life and you are doing what you can to pay what you can on bills and bill collectors call you wanting more money and want to know your whole life and cant seem to understand that if you could have paid more you would have. They thing you should go out to your money growing tree in the back yard and get more cash and send it to you....
People that assume that stripper and prostitute are the same thing.
this must go...men or women wearings sandles and socks...I hate that
people leaving only a swallow in the 2 liter soda bottle
Tivo boxes when they stop recording and you miss the last 2 minutes of your fave show
Things that must go..... I'm surprised no one else has said these yet:
1) politicians (of all parties)
2) lawyers
3) Insurance companies that gouge you for years then won't pay up when you need them too
4) Judges that sentence a child moldester to 60 days in jail.
Ok now to our fun ones.
1) Clothes on any good looking person (cause face it, there are some people out there that should just keep there clothes on lol)
2)Social judgements that make people not post their pics (ok so thats a little more serious but still needs to go)
3) These FRIGGIN GAS PRICES! any one remember gas under a dollar? wasn't all that long ago
And finally.....
4) all those asses out there making computer viruses.
1) politicians (of all parties)
2) lawyers
3) Insurance companies that gouge you for years then won't pay up when you need them too
4) Judges that sentence a child moldester to 60 days in jail.
Ok now to our fun ones.
1) Clothes on any good looking person (cause face it, there are some people out there that should just keep there clothes on lol)
2)Social judgements that make people not post their pics (ok so thats a little more serious but still needs to go)
3) These FRIGGIN GAS PRICES! any one remember gas under a dollar? wasn't all that long ago
And finally.....
4) all those asses out there making computer viruses.
People that don't use their turn signals and then they honk and flip you off when you won't let them in. I am not a psychic!
People who drive in the left hand lane.
It's a passing lane people, If you're not passing get out of it.
It's a passing lane people, If you're not passing get out of it.
I agree with the serious list.
Could also add managers who micro manage what you are doing and letting someone else get away with murder. (yeah bad day at work. LOL)
Politians. I know that was used but they really need to go.
Colds and other illness that makes you feel like crap.
Stories on the news about when a celebrity took a dump and how big it was.
Any dirtbag who molests children.
Now for the fun ones.
The miles that separate all of the good folks on this system from fun.
The clothes that some of the hot ladies on here wear. :-)
The blocks and splotches that block the faces of the sexy folks on here.
Could also add managers who micro manage what you are doing and letting someone else get away with murder. (yeah bad day at work. LOL)
Politians. I know that was used but they really need to go.
Colds and other illness that makes you feel like crap.
Stories on the news about when a celebrity took a dump and how big it was.
Any dirtbag who molests children.
Now for the fun ones.
The miles that separate all of the good folks on this system from fun.
The clothes that some of the hot ladies on here wear. :-)
The blocks and splotches that block the faces of the sexy folks on here.
thought of another one..... Blurry pics, come on people its called focus lol (or in digital case its called turning up the resolution a little.)
Water bra's, talk about false advertising lol
Water bra's, talk about false advertising lol
Taxes of any type.
Stupid commercials
reality shows
short nights
bad toupes
Bills
computer hackers and virus senders
Stupid commercials
reality shows
short nights
bad toupes
Bills
computer hackers and virus senders
People that squeez the toothpaste from the middle!!!!!
Uh oh... I squeeze from the middle!
!!!!!Mullets!!! MUST GO..THEY MUST DIE....LOL
People with Handicapped card and dont need them... Got this one from walkin it to work and we have 4 rows of handicapped parkin and to many walking just fine out smoking and off doin shit that dont take a handicapped card..
People with Handicapped card and dont need them... Got this one from walkin it to work and we have 4 rows of handicapped parkin and to many walking just fine out smoking and off doin shit that dont take a handicapped card..
Things that must go.
1.War
2.Hatred
3.Racists
4.Cruelty To Animals
5.Thiefs
6.Murderers
7.Rapists/Child Molestors
8.Lying Politicians
9.High taxes
10.Egotist
There are a few more but than this would get to long winded LOL.
Things that can stay
1. SWINGING WOOHOO LOL
1.War
2.Hatred
3.Racists
4.Cruelty To Animals
5.Thiefs
6.Murderers
7.Rapists/Child Molestors
8.Lying Politicians
9.High taxes
10.Egotist
There are a few more but than this would get to long winded LOL.
Things that can stay
1. SWINGING WOOHOO LOL
WINTER-------IT IS FRIGGIN' FREEZIN!!!!!!! IT HAS GOT TO GO.........NOW.........I MEAN IT LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!
Must go!!
People who wear slippers and pajamas bottoms to the store. Slippers are bad enough, but when I see the PJ's I just want to go tell them to go get dressed. I swear it tells me they are lazy asses who can not take the time to get dressed.
Now back to the Driving comments!
Samantha
People who wear slippers and pajamas bottoms to the store. Slippers are bad enough, but when I see the PJ's I just want to go tell them to go get dressed. I swear it tells me they are lazy asses who can not take the time to get dressed.
Now back to the Driving comments!
Samantha
Old ugly people in sports cars.........
People that judge a book by its cover and dont even think that it may be an interesting story if you know what I mean. Being a heavily tattooed man and living in this "Happy Valley" Ut I get it all the time.
Those dear people who decide that it's OK to run a commentary during the Movie. Even if I only pay a dollar I want to hear the movie not your dumb ass. I pay to be entertained not listen to drivel !
Gas companies that gouge you before*any* holiday then take a month to (almost) drop the price back down.
People that judge by looks - while first impressions count theres more to a package than the wrappings.
yeah, yeah..sorry Cyn..I appreciate that was 3. Maybe I fall into the 'can't read' category today....
Gas companies that gouge you before*any* holiday then take a month to (almost) drop the price back down.
People that judge by looks - while first impressions count theres more to a package than the wrappings.
yeah, yeah..sorry Cyn..I appreciate that was 3. Maybe I fall into the 'can't read' category today....
people who only go 50 mph when getting onto the freeway.
5 day workweek, 2 day weekend...whose idea was that???!
people talking to my tits not my face
My biggest pet peeves -
1. Stupid People (True story - I once worked at Wal-Mart's one hour photo lab - and I SWEAR, every day SOME dumbfuck would come to the counter and ask 'How long does one hour service take?'. At some point, we started saying 3,600 seconds.)
2. Dead Batteries (and I don't mean in the remote control)
3. Stupid People (True story - I once worked for State Farm (yeah yeah yeah, I know, I gotta lota jobs lol) Our motto was 'Like a good neighbor' and we would periodically send out post cards saying Welcome Neighbor, please call us if you need anything... blah blah blah. Well, one day the chick in the next office had a client on the phone who got one of these post cards and wanted to know if one of us would call the gas company and wait on hold for her so she could talk to them about how high her bill was!!! When she was told we wouldn't be able to do that, she actually got MAD and said, BUT I GOT A POST CARD AND IT SAID TO CALL IF I NEEDED **ANYTHING**)
4. Morning Breath
5. Stupid People (Does anyone detect a trend here? LOL I swear, some days I just feel like freak fly paper - all the freaks find their way to me and they STICK. ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!)
1. Stupid People (True story - I once worked at Wal-Mart's one hour photo lab - and I SWEAR, every day SOME dumbfuck would come to the counter and ask 'How long does one hour service take?'. At some point, we started saying 3,600 seconds.)
2. Dead Batteries (and I don't mean in the remote control)
3. Stupid People (True story - I once worked for State Farm (yeah yeah yeah, I know, I gotta lota jobs lol) Our motto was 'Like a good neighbor' and we would periodically send out post cards saying Welcome Neighbor, please call us if you need anything... blah blah blah. Well, one day the chick in the next office had a client on the phone who got one of these post cards and wanted to know if one of us would call the gas company and wait on hold for her so she could talk to them about how high her bill was!!! When she was told we wouldn't be able to do that, she actually got MAD and said, BUT I GOT A POST CARD AND IT SAID TO CALL IF I NEEDED **ANYTHING**)
4. Morning Breath
5. Stupid People (Does anyone detect a trend here? LOL I swear, some days I just feel like freak fly paper - all the freaks find their way to me and they STICK. ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!)
EZ, it's obvious you have NEVER driven in Florida.
We hold the world record for asshole drivers.
And 110% of them are in the left lane.
We hold the world record for asshole drivers.
And 110% of them are in the left lane.
The IRS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The common-sense challenged.
Ours biggest pet peeve is when we're stuck driving behind someone doing 25 on a back country road, where there is no passing for 10 miles, when the speed limit is 50!