...genital warts on yer junk most closely resemble?
1) Justin Bieber.
2) Marlon Brando (before he got fat...or died...)
3) Elvis.
4) Abraham Lincoln.
5) ALL of Mt. Rushmore!
6) Pope John Paul (and yes, I light candles down there).
7) You're going to hell, Evil.
8) Not a person. The Hawaiian archipelago.
9) Topo Gigio.
10) Who the fuck is Topo Gigio?
11) All of the above.
1) Justin Bieber.
2) Marlon Brando (before he got fat...or died...)
3) Elvis.
4) Abraham Lincoln.
5) ALL of Mt. Rushmore!
6) Pope John Paul (and yes, I light candles down there).
7) You're going to hell, Evil.
8) Not a person. The Hawaiian archipelago.
9) Topo Gigio.
10) Who the fuck is Topo Gigio?
11) All of the above.
Ed Sullivan after talking to Topo Gigio, then introducing the Beatles! Enuff said
Wow, you've got some serious shit goin' on down between yer legs, MYRNA.
Upon further inspection I was mistaken its Alec Baldwin, I am pretty sure?
Which one? Beetlejuice? The Hunt for Red October? Thirty Rock? Mine is Elvis, sittin' on the john on that fateful day.
Which one? Beetlejuice? The Hunt for Red October? Thirty Rock? Mine is Elvis, sittin' on the john on that fateful day.
Capital One, Double Mileage, Beard Growing Contest Alec. Damn I knew that Razor was Dull?
The invisible ones are the scariest ones of all.
I hope no one I know says Willie Nelson!!!! They would definitely need some serious medical attention!!
Sweet! Let's make a silly poll about genital warts political. Thanks DONUT! 

What? A country run by warts? Parasitic viruses that suck the fun out of everything? Sound about right and can't contest that one. 

And the hits just keep on comin'. Do you guys do bar mitzvahs? How about quinceaneras?
lol
mick jagger?? maybe
Young Mick or old Mick? If it's 2013 Mick you might need your pee pee amputated. 

I covered them up with the Twin Towers tattoo and the New York Skyline so it is difficult to tell. But I think it was more like King Kong. I'll have to shave it again and have you take a closer look.