...when you finally retire from swinging?
1) Let my pubes grow into their full glory.
2) Eat everything in sight and get hugely fat.
3) Check myself into the Mayo Clinic for a FULL STD panel...EVERY orifice!
4) Take out all my piercings and sell the scrap metal.
5) Get my damned heels out of my damned thongs.
6) Sell my condom stash at a yard sale.
7) Regrow my foreskin (obviously that one's for guys only)
8) Take out these ridiculously large implants and go with a nice C cup (ladies only)
9) Sell all my Affliction and Ed Hardy clothes (guys)
10) Sell all my pink cowboy hats and big fuzzy boots (girls)
11) Tell EVIL to go fuck himself.
12) All of the above.
13) None of the above.
14) Never gonna retire. Wanna leave this world from a massive coronary in the orgy room at The Red Rooster.
1) Let my pubes grow into their full glory.
2) Eat everything in sight and get hugely fat.
3) Check myself into the Mayo Clinic for a FULL STD panel...EVERY orifice!
4) Take out all my piercings and sell the scrap metal.
5) Get my damned heels out of my damned thongs.
6) Sell my condom stash at a yard sale.
7) Regrow my foreskin (obviously that one's for guys only)
8) Take out these ridiculously large implants and go with a nice C cup (ladies only)
9) Sell all my Affliction and Ed Hardy clothes (guys)
10) Sell all my pink cowboy hats and big fuzzy boots (girls)
11) Tell EVIL to go fuck himself.
12) All of the above.
13) None of the above.
14) Never gonna retire. Wanna leave this world from a massive coronary in the orgy room at The Red Rooster.
Hahahahaha! I wanna see ALL of those! Hugs!!
EVILDOERS wrote:
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11) Tell EVIL to go fuck himself.
Why do we have to wait for this one
Great post !!!! Laughed our booties off 
Oh shit. I totally forgot #15...
Repent like HELL and hope that pity fucking that fugly person that one time totally earns me some brownie points in heaven.
Repent like HELL and hope that pity fucking that fugly person that one time totally earns me some brownie points in heaven.
I am totally going with #14.
# 15 - Hell no, cause if I went to heaven I wouldn't know a damn person there!
# 15 - Hell no, cause if I went to heaven I wouldn't know a damn person there!
007HOTTIE wrote:
I am totally going with #14.
# 15 - Hell no, cause if I went to heaven I wouldn't know a damn person there!
Hottie nailed it!
#16) Look around and try to remember where I left my damned glasses/keys/television remote....then prolly take a nap. Hit the early
early bird buffet at Chuck O Rama. Down and dirty by 9:30...(i.e. take
my Metamucil and go to bed).
early bird buffet at Chuck O Rama. Down and dirty by 9:30...(i.e. take
my Metamucil and go to bed).
Well, the Dude DOES abide...