Now THAT'S funny. 

I will if I am the BOSS!!! Black n BLue baby!!! jk
We are very close to having our dungeon completed at the Ogden mansion. A bondage bed, St. Andrews cross, two swings and lots of tie-offs in the room. Just sayin' we might have a venue for you by August (room is finished off but we are getting it outfitted under the guidance of an experienced mistress dominatrix. Damn we had better get it right. We'd hate to be punished for getting it wrong.