Three men, one German, one Japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in
a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm
and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my
pager, "he said, "I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm." A few
minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his
ear.
When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a micro
chip in my hand." The hillbilly felt decidedly low tech, but not to be
outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped
out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of
toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows
and stared at him. The hillbilly finally said... "Well, will you look at
that, I'm getting a fax."
a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm
and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my
pager, "he said, "I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm." A few
minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his
ear.
When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a micro
chip in my hand." The hillbilly felt decidedly low tech, but not to be
outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped
out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of
toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows
and stared at him. The hillbilly finally said... "Well, will you look at
that, I'm getting a fax."