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1) Very seriously.

2) Meh. Not so much even though we're fairly serious in our vanilla life.

3) We don't take life that seriously either.

4) We don't take ANYTHING seriously and can honestly poke fun at anything and everything including ourselves.

5) People think we're total twatwaffles because we never take anything seriously.

6) Our sense of humor aligns more with Jeff Foxworthy.

7) Our sense of humor aligns more closely with Daniel Tosh.

8) We don't really have a sense of humor cause life is sad.

9) People with a sense of humor annoy the fucking hell out of me because life sucks!

10) Add your own......
How about "all of the above depending on the day and who pissed us off?"
Combo of 4, 5, & 7
11) Who gives a rats ass? I just wanna know who I have to blow to get laid around here.

12) No, seriously. I will do just about anything to get laid right now.

13) If God/FSM had meant us to have a sense of humor He/She/It would have...(fill in the blank).

14) Humor stopped being funny after Bob Hope.

15) Bob who???

16) We're just here for the cookies and drawing for the free toaster.

17) I thought Home Alone 4 was a pretty funny movie.
#18 Hasa Diga Ebowai :)
Well that's just uncalled for PAPI. Chistoso.
Sum bitch. You mean Home Alone 4 came out and I missed it? Now I am just really pissed off and have absofreakinglutely NO sense of humor. Screw this poll and the pole of the man who created it. So THERE, take THAT!
There she is! Thought maybe you had run off to join the circus or the French Foreign Legion or something.
And I'm definitely available for the aforementioned screwing. How is Thurs. at 11:00 for you?
1 why be involved if you are not serious?
EVILDOERS wrote:

There she is! Thought maybe you had run off to join the circus or the French Foreign Legion or something.
So who says that "the circus" and the "French Foreign Legion" are mutually exclusive, eh? Maybe I've done both? Or maybe I've "Done" half the French Foreign Legion at the circus? Ya see, sometimes, Evil, ya just gotta think outside the box. Oh, and the Thurs at 11 thing? EASY for me to say yes to that. Ya see, We're trying to get our house F'ING built right now and dealing with construction people I now have a completely new outlook on time, appointments, and deadlines. So yes, DEFINITELY Thursday at 11. Of course that may not actually be THIS Thursday, but yeah, SOME Thursday sometime or another. Hmmm... I just MAY have wandered away from the thread topic here....but I HATE CONSTRUCTION PEOPLE! Ehem... back to the topic at hand...Did you hear the one about the carpenter and the horny redhead?
Oh shit. Sorry PALS. You should have told me you were buildling a house. Yeah construction people are the worst (hey, construction peeps...SHE said it first and I'm just agreeing so maybe I can get laid someday). I've always said that if this whole brain surgeon/international spy gig doesn't work out I'll become a contractor. I figure if I can get a job done within like 3 months of the promised date I will become THE top contractor in Utah and be so busy that I won't even be able to fuck on any given Thurs. morning. Now PALS, be SURE you keep super a close eye on them. You want that dungeon in your new basement to be 100% soundproof!
INDYCOUPLE wrote:

1 why be involved if you are not serious?


I'm going to guess you are an 8 or 9 then. :p
HELLO_KITTY12984 wrote:

INDYCOUPLE wrote:

1 why be involved if you are not serious?


I'm going to guess you are an 8 or 9 then. :p


Ha!
NUMBER 10.....We are way funnier then Jeff Foxworthy and my hubby is a redneck so that on his own is super hilarious. We love to party on our downtime which seems to be very fruitful at this time.

NUMBER 11.....I want candy....and a pepsi.....Once you see this girl on pepsi the party can began haha

See I am funny lmao!! (patting my own back and it feel so good)

HOTFIRELOVERS
HELLO_KITTY12984 wrote:

INDYCOUPLE wrote:

1 why be involved if you are not serious?

I'm going to guess you are an 8 or 9 then. :p
oh my hell, THAT just cracked me up! I was thinking that too, but YOU said it Kitty! (but we know what ya mean, IndyCouple)

EVILDOERS wrote:

Oh shit. Sorry PALS... I've always said that if this whole brain surgeon/international spy gig doesn't work out ... Now PALS, be SURE you keep super a close eye on them. You want that dungeon in your new basement to be 100% soundproof!
Your REALLY ARE a freaking spy aren't you? How the hell did you know about the dungeon? Are you telling me that construction folk are not only untimely they also can't keep a secret? Now I really wish I'd have not let that Construction worker give me that "tip." Sheez.
4,7
We would probably fall under #3

Life if to important to be taken seriously ~ Oscar Wilde
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69... ;)
We really like the eleventeenth rule which if I'm interpreting it correctly involves multiple naked sexy people having fun and orgasming together :)
SEXYRIDERS wrote:

69... ;)
Patience young Patowan rider...we're getting there...
PapiAndReina wrote:

#18 Hasa Diga Ebowai :)
Anyhoo...I don't know what #18 means so let's move on shall we...

19..."yes Denise you have to fuck this troll so I can bang his fairytale wife"!!! Now that's fuckin hilarious, but it happens! Not in our house! LOL.
This is all a seriously stupid question. Of course God is funny. In fact he is down right hilarious. He made religion but couldn
[quote=SUGARSANDSPICE]This is all a seriously stupid question. Of course God is funny. In fact he is down right hilarious. He made religion but couldn