25. Giggling to yourself at the office when your
coworkers tell you how wonderful their weekend
was...If they only knew!!!!
24. Before traveling somewhere on business or to visit
relatives you look up couples in the area.
23. You have a lot of friends all over the world.
22. You come home with that "there's something about
Mary" hairstyle.
21. When going to a strip club with your guy friends,
instead of your wife, seems like a ridiculous waste of
time and money.
20. Your kids and the baby-sitter ask why mommy
already has her coat on when she comes out of the
bedroom every Saturday night.
19. Wondering how to explain to the neighbors why 10
couples show up on a Saturday night carrying over
night bags, blankets, pillows and don't leave until
early Sunday afternoon.....
18. You never open the garage door until you're in the
car with the doors closed.
17. You both turn your head to watch the hot woman
walking down the street!
16. At the gym shower you're the only one with shaved
balls.
15. You make plans to meet a "normal" couple at a nice
restaurant, and realize you have absolutely nothing
you can wear.
14. You spend more time grooming your privates than
most porn stars.
13. You only know couples by their first names and
e-mail addresses.
12. Many of your pictures are from different hotel
rooms and in quite a few you have a convention
wristband on.
11 Your nightstand drawer is full of bar napkins with
couples names and phone numbers
10. You are sending out online Christmas cards to
people with names like: dareustwo, wifewetandbi, and
xoticcouple
9. All of a sudden.. you have friends in Minnesota,
Utah, West Virginia, and New Mexico.
8. At work, when someone tells of a risqu
coworkers tell you how wonderful their weekend
was...If they only knew!!!!
24. Before traveling somewhere on business or to visit
relatives you look up couples in the area.
23. You have a lot of friends all over the world.
22. You come home with that "there's something about
Mary" hairstyle.
21. When going to a strip club with your guy friends,
instead of your wife, seems like a ridiculous waste of
time and money.
20. Your kids and the baby-sitter ask why mommy
already has her coat on when she comes out of the
bedroom every Saturday night.
19. Wondering how to explain to the neighbors why 10
couples show up on a Saturday night carrying over
night bags, blankets, pillows and don't leave until
early Sunday afternoon.....
18. You never open the garage door until you're in the
car with the doors closed.
17. You both turn your head to watch the hot woman
walking down the street!
16. At the gym shower you're the only one with shaved
balls.
15. You make plans to meet a "normal" couple at a nice
restaurant, and realize you have absolutely nothing
you can wear.
14. You spend more time grooming your privates than
most porn stars.
13. You only know couples by their first names and
e-mail addresses.
12. Many of your pictures are from different hotel
rooms and in quite a few you have a convention
wristband on.
11 Your nightstand drawer is full of bar napkins with
couples names and phone numbers
10. You are sending out online Christmas cards to
people with names like: dareustwo, wifewetandbi, and
xoticcouple
9. All of a sudden.. you have friends in Minnesota,
Utah, West Virginia, and New Mexico.
8. At work, when someone tells of a risqu
Wow!!!! What a great list!! Every swinger will be nodding and smiling when they read it :-)
Sher & Kelly
Sher & Kelly
Ok, few things on these forums get me going, but...
I was literally laughing out loud.
All, and I mean ALL, of it is true!
I was literally laughing out loud.
All, and I mean ALL, of it is true!
Now the people around my office want to know whats so funny..... (and it is funny cuz they are all so true). It only makes it worse cuz I dont know how to answer.... LOL
GREAT job. Really both funny - and accurate.
How about:
#26: You read this list and nod vigorously and laugh thru the whole thing - and wonder when you can meet these creative people.
Beard
How about:
#26: You read this list and nod vigorously and laugh thru the whole thing - and wonder when you can meet these creative people.
Beard
So funny and true the gym hit home lol
That was great - I was also lol. Running out places to hide the club wear.
what a great list. and sooo true!
25. Giggling to yourself at the office when your
coworkers tell you how wonderful their weekend
was...If they only knew!!!! .............................................well my coworkers do know.
24. Before traveling somewhere on business or to visit
relatives you look up couples in the area................................................... very true
23. You have a lot of friends all over the world................................... working on that
22. You come home with that "there's something about
Mary" hairstyle.
21. When going to a strip club with your guy friends,
instead of your wife, seems like a ridiculous waste of
time and money. .......................................................................very true
20. Your kids and the baby-sitter ask why mommy
already has her coat on when she comes out of the
bedroom every Saturday night. ...........................and friday night and some week nights
19. Wondering how to explain to the neighbors why 10
couples show up on a Saturday night carrying over
night bags, blankets, pillows and don't leave until
early Sunday afternoon.............. no need since the have an opiton to join if they would like.
18. You never open the garage door until you're in the
car with the doors closed. ................................................... don't have a garage
17. You both turn your head to watch the hot woman
walking down the street! ............................................................yep
16. At the gym shower you're the only one with shaved
balls. ..............................................................................nope just trimed
15. You make plans to meet a "normal" couple at a nice
restaurant, and realize you have absolutely nothing
you can wear........................................................ nope always have something to wear
14. You spend more time grooming your privates than
most porn stars. ...................................nope just spend more money healthy and clean
13. You only know couples by their first names and
e-mail addresses. ....................................some times but most of the time both 1st and last
12. Many of your pictures are from different hotel
rooms and in quite a few you have a convention
wristband on. ......................................................... havent been to a convention
11 Your nightstand drawer is full of bar napkins with
couples names and phone numbers......................... ( nope just put them into the computer)
10. You are sending out online Christmas cards to
people with names like: dareustwo, wifewetandbi, and
xoticcouple....................................................................... yep
9. All of a sudden.. you have friends in Minnesota,
Utah, West Virginia, and New Mexico.
8. At work, when someone tells of a risqu
coworkers tell you how wonderful their weekend
was...If they only knew!!!! .............................................well my coworkers do know.
24. Before traveling somewhere on business or to visit
relatives you look up couples in the area................................................... very true
23. You have a lot of friends all over the world................................... working on that
22. You come home with that "there's something about
Mary" hairstyle.
21. When going to a strip club with your guy friends,
instead of your wife, seems like a ridiculous waste of
time and money. .......................................................................very true
20. Your kids and the baby-sitter ask why mommy
already has her coat on when she comes out of the
bedroom every Saturday night. ...........................and friday night and some week nights
19. Wondering how to explain to the neighbors why 10
couples show up on a Saturday night carrying over
night bags, blankets, pillows and don't leave until
early Sunday afternoon.............. no need since the have an opiton to join if they would like.
18. You never open the garage door until you're in the
car with the doors closed. ................................................... don't have a garage
17. You both turn your head to watch the hot woman
walking down the street! ............................................................yep
16. At the gym shower you're the only one with shaved
balls. ..............................................................................nope just trimed
15. You make plans to meet a "normal" couple at a nice
restaurant, and realize you have absolutely nothing
you can wear........................................................ nope always have something to wear
14. You spend more time grooming your privates than
most porn stars. ...................................nope just spend more money healthy and clean
13. You only know couples by their first names and
e-mail addresses. ....................................some times but most of the time both 1st and last
12. Many of your pictures are from different hotel
rooms and in quite a few you have a convention
wristband on. ......................................................... havent been to a convention
11 Your nightstand drawer is full of bar napkins with
couples names and phone numbers......................... ( nope just put them into the computer)
10. You are sending out online Christmas cards to
people with names like: dareustwo, wifewetandbi, and
xoticcouple....................................................................... yep
9. All of a sudden.. you have friends in Minnesota,
Utah, West Virginia, and New Mexico.
8. At work, when someone tells of a risqu
On that was good....... and fairly safe from any Flame Wars starting over it lol.
Tandvplay
Tandvplay
Doesnt it make you chuckle? Cause you're thinking, I've done that...
LOL how very true this is!
We're still laughing....how true!!!!
G & M
G & M
OMG! Way too funny and True! .... #26 should be when waiting in line you look at another couple and wonder....Are they in the lifestyle too???
Those were all great. Gonna have to come up with some more. :-)