Love to find a female to give the male here a nice sensual massage any ideas?
Thanks
G
Thanks
G
We have a great massage therapist we've been using for a couple years now. If you want some more info just contact us and we can chat.
I think there are several sensual massage groups here on Swingular if you look around a bit, including one that has regular mixers. Of you can just do what I do and rub up against a bumpy tree trunk while jerkin' it. Happy ending indeed.
Be careful with that method. Make sure the knot hole you pick doesn't have some sort of fearsome wild creature abiding therein. Feral Peruvian tree ferrets have REALLY sharp teeth and are notoriously bisexual. Ask me how I know.
EVILDOERS wrote:
Be careful with that method. Make sure the knot hole you pick doesn't have some sort of fearsome wild creature abiding therein. Feral Peruvian tree ferrets have REALLY sharp teeth and are notoriously bisexual. Ask me how I know.
I'll bite...How do you know?
JEFFSMITH1972 wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:
Be careful with that method. Make sure the knot hole you pick doesn't have some sort of fearsome wild creature abiding therein. Feral Peruvian tree ferrets have REALLY sharp teeth and are notoriously bisexual. Ask me how I know.
I'll bite...How do you know?
He's prolly actually a bisexual Peruvian tree ferret that's been masquerading as a human all these years.
JEFFSMITH1972 wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:
Be careful with that method. Make sure the knot hole you pick doesn't have some sort of fearsome wild creature abiding therein. Feral Peruvian tree ferrets have REALLY sharp teeth and are notoriously bisexual. Ask me how I know.
I'll bite...How do you know?
HELLO_KITTY12984 wrote:
He's prolly actually a bisexual Peruvian tree ferret that's been masquerading as a human all these years.
oh I hope so...Zoos'll pay a lot of money for him!
Yeah but us tree ferrets will take over the WORLD once you silly humans all shoot each other and get AIDS and bird flu and stuff. Mwah ha ha haaaaaa...
Dammit apparently this activity s frowned upon at the local park. To make it even worse their saying this is strike two after the petting zoo incident last summer.
HELLO_KITTY12984 wrote:JEFFSMITH1972 wrote:
[quote=EVILDOERS]Be careful with that method. Make sure the knot hole you pick doesn't have some sort of fearsome wild creature abiding therein. Feral Peruvian tree ferrets have REALLY sharp teeth and are notoriously bisexual. Ask me how I know.
I'll bite...How do you know?
He's prolly actually a bisexual Peruvian tree ferret that's been masquerading as a human all these years.[/quote]
Is a ferret the same as a marmot? Let's not forget - let's NOT forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.