...that you fucked a donut?
Why yes. Yes I have.
No but I ravished an eclair one crazy night in college.
I like jelly donuts. They're squishy like vajayjays.
Duh. I'm a single guy. I'm lucky to get pastry.
No but I was molested by a bear claw once.
Mmmmmm donuts.....
Why, is there going to be a donut fucking party at the Mansion?
For God's sake will someone PLEASE give Evil a job or buy him a puzzle or ANYTHING to give him something productive to do?!!?
Why yes. Yes I have.
No but I ravished an eclair one crazy night in college.
I like jelly donuts. They're squishy like vajayjays.
Duh. I'm a single guy. I'm lucky to get pastry.
No but I was molested by a bear claw once.
Mmmmmm donuts.....
Why, is there going to be a donut fucking party at the Mansion?
For God's sake will someone PLEASE give Evil a job or buy him a puzzle or ANYTHING to give him something productive to do?!!?
Another million dollar idea. Pasties made out of pastry. "Honey, I KNOW you've been going to Southern Xposure. You've gained like 20 pounds in just a couple of weeks!"
Evil, remind me to never eat at your house. You give new meaning to the question, "Would you like extra mayo on that sandwich?
Mmmm donuts...
Now that is a good night and morning... =)
Now that is a good night and morning... =)
EVILDOERS wrote:
...that you fucked a donut?
Why yes. Yes I have.
No but I ravished an eclair one crazy night in college.
I like jelly donuts. They're squishy like vajayjays.
Duh. I'm a single guy. I'm lucky to get pastry.
No but I was molested by a bear claw once.
Mmmmmm donuts.....
Why, is there going to be a donut fucking party at the Mansion?
For God's sake will someone PLEASE give Evil a job or buy him a puzzle or ANYTHING to give him something productive to do?!!?
Wow ..sorry for you it fits in a Donut....:-) lol Count' resist. You walked into that one
Evil is very upset that Twinkies are off the market!
In case anybody is interested, Dunkin Donuts is coming soon to Salt Lake. *crossing my fingers for a French cruller special edition model of the Fleshlight*
Hmmmm not sure I see the correlation between a sheep and a donut but who am I to judge. Have a great time with Lamb Chop, LOOKING. Make sure you check ID on all your sheep before you fuck 'em to make sure they're old enough. You're a baaaaaaad boy.
I don't think "he" has junk. Besides, she's jail bait.
Lol you guys all crack me up. I want krispy kreme now...
BLUEEYESINUTAH wrote:
omg. i can't stop laughing and i also want a krispy creme fresh hot out of the fryer and freshly glazed.....dammit. they don't make like that this time of night. anyone for naked donut making in the kitchen tonight? (I have aprons for those worried about getting something to close to the heat....)
xox
Tammy
I worked at Krispy Kreme once upon a time. Its not as glamorous as you would think. Home fried is always better And customers don't interrupt you in the middle of a hard fuck on the prep table near as much.
Wow. Too many potential jokes to even know where to start. At least the entrepreneurial spirit seems to be alive and well in the next generation. But it's shocking that it took very long to catch her by the looks of some of those chubby donut loving cops. *Insert Chris Krispy Kreme joke here*