...are your sexual expectations/requirements much higher than they were before you decided to participate in this little hobby of ours? Is the simple variety in sexual partners alone enough to satisfy your inner freak or have you found yourself to be much less tolerant of mediocre sexual skills and now only want to play with people who are extremely adept in the sexual arts? Or do you just jerk off a lot? 
Whack Me Baby, Whack Me Baby, All Night Long!
So what you're saying is that you're kind of turning into sex snobs a little bit? ;-)
I play as a single male (although sometimes I bring a vanilla swirl along to an event or something) but I've always had good experiences with people I meet up with. I have also had nothing but good experiences at parties, so I guess I'm pretty lucky that way. For me, the lifestyle hasn't exactly turned me into a sex snob or anything like that, but I have gotten used to the open attitudes. It has become much harder (and not in the good way) to play with vanilla females who don't have those same attitudes. Not in the sense of I'm coming on too strong or pushing boundaries harder, but just that "normal" attitudes towards sex and sexual exploration in the LS are different than those in the single scene.
It's very nice of you to bring ice cream to an event, FRIENDLY. There is always room for extra ice cream or maybe a casserole or a bundt cake.
EVILDOERS wrote:
It's very nice of you to bring ice cream to an event, FRIENDLY. There is always room for extra ice cream or maybe a casserole or a bundt cake.
I dunno, once they start to bring ice cream, I become a bit of a dessert snob. I want white chocolate raspberry truffle cheesecake next time.
See, that's what I'm talking about. KITTY wants chocolate raspberry truffle cheesecake when most guys are day old glazed donuts at best. Obviously she's been ruined by a steady diet of hot sexy swinger guys who know tricks that would make Jenna Jameson blush. By the time she's been in the lifestyle a couple of decades the only thing that will be able to get her off is a Hitachi with a jackhammer motor inside of it.
EVILDOERS wrote:I'd love to contribute something equally witty...but who could ever compete with Mr Evil? So..guess I'll just stick to the questions...
...are your sexual expectations/requirements much higher than they were before you decided to participate in this little hobby of ours? Is the simple variety in sexual partners alone enough to satisfy your inner freak or have you found yourself to be much less tolerant of mediocre sexual skills and now only want to play with people who are extremely adept in the sexual arts? Or do you just jerk off a lot?
Higher expectations or requirements?. Nope. Came into this lifestyle just to have fun and that's all I still expect. Fun to me is just hanging around such free thinking girls...allowing me to share in their pleasures...whether it's with me...or not. Doesn't matter. I'm happy just to be in the game. Sexual skills are definately appreciated when shared with me!! But not required...nope. I honestly do enjoy just being around a girl who is sharing her own sexuality. It's like a peek into a forbidden world to me. How could I ever complain?
I know..I'm wierd. But sometimes...I DO just like to F*ck! And THOSE girls are especially appreciated! Does that help?
As for jerking off? Nope...not with Ms TiffnD around! I have a hard time keeping up with her as it is~!
Someone else has a weekness for cheesecake, too.
Glad to know I'm not the only lady with a sweet tooth for it ... cheesecake that is, lol.
Glad to know I'm not the only lady with a sweet tooth for it ... cheesecake that is, lol.
HELLO_KITTY12984 wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:
It's very nice of you to bring ice cream to an event, FRIENDLY. There is always room for extra ice cream or maybe a casserole or a bundt cake.
I dunno, once they start to bring ice cream, I become a bit of a dessert snob. I want white chocolate raspberry truffle cheesecake next time.
Maybe. If they're like Krispy Kreme and hot and fresh out of the fryer. But I specified day old donuts from like Smith's or Albertsons. Wait, Albertson's became Fresh Market right? And the paper said Dick's bought the Fresh Market in Bountiful. So does that mean they're going to call it Fresh Dicks?
Banbury Cross?!!? They make those fucking things at like 5 in the morning. They aren't even still warm by the time they open and you eat one. You might as well save yourself the trouble of trying to digest it and just throw it directly in the toilet...like a Hot Pocket.
DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:I think fucking doughnuts is another thread.
Has swinging become too popular and become passe?
Oh, and fuck Crispy Cremes.....Banbury Cross all the way Evil.
DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:TIFFND wrote:I think fucking doughnuts is another thread.
[quote=DELICIOUSLYWET]Has swinging become too popular and become passe?
Oh, and fuck Crispy Cremes.....Banbury Cross all the way Evil.
Just donuts or how about bismarks and danish?[/quote]I prefer "Hostess O's" I'm not a big guy, you know..well..you don't, I suppose..Brings a tear to my eye just thinking about it. Thanks alot DeliciouslyWet! Hmmm..never fucked a Dane tho....are there any here on Swingular?
Reading that, I don't like the direction this is liable to go already....
I REALLY mean a Danish GIRL! Honest! Outwitted..again...damn
I REALLY mean a Danish GIRL! Honest! Outwitted..again...damn