...profile pics the size of postage stamps? I mean you get things all set up, comfy chair...maybe a cold beverage and some delicious snacks, large box of Puffs tissues, a little water based lubricant...your laptop a safe yet managable distance (out of the splash zone at least)...ready to get your perve on then BAM! Pics so small you aren't sure if they're of people or lawn gnomes. WTF are some of you using for a camera? A Fisher-Price Kid Tough Camera and Adventure Set? The original webcam from your '94 Macintosh? A geosynchronous satellite spycam?
Now thats sum funny shit!
I was told the smaller picture would make your junk look bigger.
IDCPL4FUN69 wrote:or it will make the ladies look smaller lol
I was told the smaller picture would make your junk look bigger.
Ok, now I feel bad. Someone emailed me and apparently they were involved in a horrific Shrinky Dink (no not shrinky dick!) accident and, well...the details are just too gut wrenching to contemplate. Suffice it to say that there are apparently legitimate reasons for some people to have tiny little microscopic pics on their profiles and many of you can stop sending me messages saying, "Get some fucking reading glasses you wrinkled up old geezer! We can see those teeny little photos just fine and can even make out if it's a pic of a man or a woman sometimes."
Sometimes I wonder if Mr Evil dosen't have just a WEE bit too much time on his hands.....
Got to admit tho..he does keep me chucklin'....if my pics were bigger..you could see the grin on my face...yep..just like a jackass eatin' cactus....
Got to admit tho..he does keep me chucklin'....if my pics were bigger..you could see the grin on my face...yep..just like a jackass eatin' cactus....
I thought it was a contest to see how small a jpeg can be compressed and still be classified as a picture.
I have heard it said that the pictures aren
I have heard it said that the pictures aren
You're right, TIFF. It's just that I had some downtime in between temple recommend interviews and counting the fast offering money. Sucks that as Bish I only get 15% off the top. Tony Soprano get's more of a taste than that. Religion is getting too cheap. I hear the Pope is totally quitting because God wouldn't give him time and a half for working Easter Sunday (either that or he's giving up the papacy for Lent).
You wish, Mr. NOSNAR. If that's your REAL name. In case you're unaware, nosnaring is a term to denote the sexual fetish of dressing up rabid toothless ferrets in little circus clown outfits and forcing them to please you sexually while watching cute cat videos on the internet. Yes, very disturbing but alas that's pretty much all there is to do up in Heber in the winter unless you are trying to dig thru the permafrost to add another room to your survival bunker. Remember the crown moulding next time and maybe your neighbors won't make fun of your second rate shelter. Oh and be sure to stock on Bailey's.
And I'll have you know that my laptop is at a safe yet reachable distance. Well out of the splash zone.
Don't get me started on chinchillas. Smug little bastards. As far as badgers...we don't need no stinking badgers!
its hard to find full sized images when you are stealing them off the net lol
EVILDOERS wrote:
...profile pics the size of postage stamps? I mean you get things all set up, comfy chair...maybe a cold beverage and some delicious snacks, large box of Puffs tissues, a little water based lubricant...your laptop a safe yet managable distance (out of the splash zone at least)...ready to get your perve on then BAM! Pics so small you aren't sure if they're of people or lawn gnomes. WTF are some of you using for a camera? A Fisher-Price Kid Tough Camera and Adventure Set? The original webcam from your '94 Macintosh? A geosynchronous satellite spycam?
When I see does and are also photos of a cock....I say: Oh my you are small!
Depends on which John Deere model...and if they got the numbers matched up right on the painting.
Where the fuck did you get the video of our wedding night???? Not cool! :-(
You're missing the point, LUSTY. We're trying to talk about GLOBAL WARMING here!
No, the point is...the bracelets are working!