...what would your super powers be? Mine would be acerbic wit, biting sarcasm and the uncanny ability to train llamas, ferrets and aardvarks for carnivals, medieval faires and boat shows.
Oh Please, that is SOOO easy to answer. Mine is the ability to open beer bottles, crack open walnuts, and tie a cherry stem into a knot.
... and that's just with my vagina. Or did you mean superpowers that I don't already posses?
I scare myself sometimes.
... and that's just with my vagina. Or did you mean superpowers that I don't already posses?
I scare myself sometimes.
So what you're saying is that your vajayjay is pretty much the Hannibal Lecter of hoo haws? I take it you've seen the movie "Teeth"? Don't fuck this girl
If you truly suffer from vagina dentata you could make a fortune on the carnival circuit. I have some contacts from from my llama training days if you're interested.
If you truly suffer from vagina dentata you could make a fortune on the carnival circuit. I have some contacts from from my llama training days if you're interested.
You guys are awsome, you crack me up. Makes the day more enjoyable to hear the wittiness from you. Hell is that even a word. Anyway you have made a bad day a little better. Thank you sincerley
Since I already have the ability to open beer bottles and crack walnuts with my ass I would exchange those for the ability to make a woman go into multiple orgasms and squirt just by touching her. Oh shit. I can already do that. I guess I will have to get back to you on this one.
Ka ching! I'm envisioning a HUGE money making empire with you and PALS! Hat's, t-shirts, NUTcrackers and BOTTLE openers! All with your pictures on them. OMG, and if you two would be willing to make a couple of dozen pornos we could all just totally fucking retire in Kemmerer and live the good life. We could even do a live pornographic version of The Nutcracker (get it???) every Xmas. It would be like a naughty Mannheim Steamroller gig where we all worked for a few weeks once a year then went back to our sweet duplexes in Kemmerer. Hell, if we invest wisely (think Caymen Islands) we could even get some totally rad motorhomes and like drive around and see Mt. Rushmore and that big ball of twine in Iowa. BTW, I've already contacted a cockyright attorney for anyone thinking they can totally steal my idea...
All great choices and powers! ..and what about those Fucking therapists!! I hear ya on that Flame! 
...Hmmm??? I would be "CaptainNatural" ..and do what comes naturally for me. PEACE~
...Hmmm??? I would be "CaptainNatural" ..and do what comes naturally for me. PEACE~FLAME_N_TJ wrote:
I used to have super powers.....till my therapist took them away.
TJ
Hmm..that is a very telling statement.
How does it make you feel that your therapist took your super powers away?
Lets talk more about that next time.
Your hour is up even though its only been 45 minutes.
To start with, my mother didn't love me. Well, she LOVED me but not in the sick perverted way you're thinking (you should be ashamed of yourself). And I was the ONLY kid in my troop that my scout leader didn't molest. How do you think that made me feel? Hey, does Obamacare cover this session? Can I put my pants back on now?
NOSNAR...whatever a nosnar is. (I suspect it's a type of crossbred ferret/wildebeest or perhaps it's an acronym for necrotizing old shitty naked ass raper.) Anyway, NOSNAR. You're just jealous because I totally dated my teacher in high school. Yeah, I know what you're gonna say, "That doesn't make you cool and you were home schooled...."
Roger Ramjet. What a great gay porn actor name.
IF?
I've seen Star Whores, sir and you are no Kelle Marie.
Here is a list. They may be useless, but some of them are absolutely awesome.
Let's try this again. Luckily I have the power to make images larger at will.
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What about the ability to make your jizz taste like fine Belgian chocolate? Bet most guys would choose that over flying or being really stong and shit.