a girl friend has hpv is there any way to have sex and not contract this ??
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The sad truth is that MANY people already have it and don't know it (it's often asymptomatic and there is no test for men). And lifestylers who have sexual contact with many partners (yes, even with condoms) are at much higher risk. I think that you pretty much have to know that if you're going to be active in the lifestyle you sort of have to be ok with the knowledge that you are definitely putting yourself at risk for this (and other...there is a new antibiotic resistant strain of gonorrhea, sexually transmitted diseases). Many lifestylers simply prefer to ignore the risks or to remain ignorant to them. As far as your specific question about the best you could do would be use not only condoms but also female condoms at the same time and to avoid oral as well. But even with those extreme precautions you still face a small risk of contracting HPV, if you don't already have it. The CDC states that HPV is the most common sexually transmitted virus in the U.S. and that at least 50% of sexually active people will have it sometime during their lifetime. Yeah, I know reality bites!
EVILDOERS wrote:Well aren't you just a ray of sunshine? I was gonna stop buy with a friend to throw down some lesbian action in front of ya while another friend played swallow the EvilDoers lollipop but now I've gotta go with the safe sexting alternative: "So Hey, Beh-bee, whatcha wearing?"
The sad truth is that MANY people already have it and don't know it (it's often asymptomatic and there is no test for men). And lifestylers who have sexual contact with many partners (yes, even with condoms) are at much higher risk. I think that you pretty much have to know that if you're going to be active in the lifestyle you sort of have to be ok with the knowledge that you are definitely putting yourself at risk for this (and other...there is a new antibiotic resistant strain of gonorrhea, sexually transmitted diseases). Many lifestylers simply prefer to ignore the risks or to remain ignorant to them. As far as your specific question about the best you could do would be use not only condoms but also female condoms at the same time and to avoid oral as well. But even with those extreme precautions you still face a small risk of contracting HPV, if you don't already have it. The CDC states that HPV is the most common sexually transmitted virus in the U.S. and that at least 50% of sexually active people will have it sometime during their lifetime. Yeah, I know reality bites!
(someone's gonna flip me chit for making light here again, ain't they?)
Just tryin' to keep it real. I'm saddened, however, that you failed to see the subtle humor and irony in my post about warts. You should hear my set on festering anal fistulas. It's a riot and I'm sure to get a gig on Kimmel as soon as I nail the last joke about terminal septicemia. Just tryin' to help out a poor picked on SM. Guess I should have gone with the "as long as you don't cum inside her you're safe" bit. Be nice to me or I'm gonna start a thread about deranged sociopaths who prey on funny, hot, bi-curious redheads by pretending to be hot young sexy (insert your crush de jour here). 
Of the fifty or so strains there are only a few that are really dangerous. Most are like a cold virus and the body will fight them off if the immune system is functioning.
If she has one of those few, get a Gardisil series so that you don
If she has one of those few, get a Gardisil series so that you don
And you REALLY have to watch out for warts exercising their 2nd Amendment right to pack heat. Talk about safe sex. YIKES! 
And I have to disagree with DELICIOUS and his assertion that "most everything else in this life" is potentially dangerous. I can name lots of stuff that's not dangerous. Going to the symphony isn't dangerous. Except for the oboes...and the french horns. They freak me the fuck out!
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Just tryin' to keep it real. I'm saddened, however, that you failed to see the subtle humor and irony in my post about warts. You should hear my set on festering anal fistulas. It's a riot and I'm sure to get a gig on Kimmel as soon as I nail the last joke about terminal septicemia. Just tryin' to help out a poor picked on SM. Guess I should have gone with the "as long as you don't cum inside her you're safe" bit. Be nice to me or I'm gonna start a thread about deranged sociopaths who prey on funny, hot, bi-curious redheads by pretending to be hot young sexy (insert your crush de jour here).
1. WTH? A post on genital warts and I missed it? Damn, I'm always the last to find out about the latest hot topics. And you're holding back on "festering anal fistulas?" All I've gotta say is that your wife is one lucky woman to be privy to such bedroom banter. I hope she appreciates you!
2. It's safe as long as they don't cum inside me? Damn it, once again I'm the last to know. Of course my skeptical nature may be partly responsible. I DO remember hubby telling me about that fact a long time ago -- seems like about nine months before my firstborn "showed up." I'd better go apologize profusely.
3. Can you make that last threat actually happen? I'm kinda intrigued by the idea!
BTW, you used the terms "hot, young, and sexy" in that sentence. My own mindset tells me that those three terms are best woven together tightly in both mind AND body. People forget about the mind part sometimes and simply look for the Hollywood-Perfect body portion of the equation. Damn, I think I just got serious for a minute. I'd better bail and go grab a drink or something! PALS,
Put DOWN the Yoo-hoo. Drinking is never the answer. Just put a smile on your mug, keep your chin up, whistle a happy tune, put on your big girl panties (thongs are DANGEROUS!), wash your best tutu and put that on too and just as sure as the sun will come out tomorrow (and the Utah legislature will think up some stupid fucking message bills instead of solving any real problems) a brand new thread will soon pop up (that will most likely be something derogatory about single males). There, now don't you feel better?
Put DOWN the Yoo-hoo. Drinking is never the answer. Just put a smile on your mug, keep your chin up, whistle a happy tune, put on your big girl panties (thongs are DANGEROUS!), wash your best tutu and put that on too and just as sure as the sun will come out tomorrow (and the Utah legislature will think up some stupid fucking message bills instead of solving any real problems) a brand new thread will soon pop up (that will most likely be something derogatory about single males). There, now don't you feel better?
Oddly enough, if I call it a freedom horn it doesn't bother me quite as much. You know who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets!
DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:
And I have to disagree with DELICIOUS and his assertion that "most everything else in this life" is potentially dangerous. I can name lots of stuff that's not dangerous. Going to the symphony isn't dangerous. Except for the oboes...and the french horns. They freak me the fuck out!
At least you are not homophobic. Some people don't like the symphony because the bassoon is also known as fagotto, faggot, fagott, fagot. So, you are obviously enlightened, only being freaked out by the oboe and the french horn youare still politically correct. If you do not like the french horn which often requires that the instrumentalist puts his entire fist in it's bell then you may not be into fisting. That is okay because people who like to be fisted and the French are as this moment not a protected class.
EVILDOERS wrote:
Oddly enough, if I call it a freedom horn it doesn't bother me quite as much. You know who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets!
OMG, LMFAO! Seriously! Am I a slut 'cause I think that I love ALL you people?
Yep. Little known fact. HPV is transmitted by sharing bow resin...usually from an infected viola.
Ahhhh damn!!!I played in bands and orchestras for years, and NEVER knew I was subjected to such risk!!! Why don't the warn us???
Well they didn't warn you because, seriously, who would fuck a viola player? (no offense to the two or three hot lady viola players in the entire world)
Somebody wanna run by and check on DELICIOUS? The last person who combined the words throbbing and viola was totally having a stroke and didn't realize it.
Shit I knew her viola was swollen...she just kept telling me it was a cello.....
What does a violin player use for birth control........... Her personality!!!
Can you get HPV from sharing lollipops or drinks?
Have the lollipops been up someone's cooter? Have the drinks used a hard fleshy human swizzle stick to mix them? Then yes, yes you can. Also NEVER suck on some other guy's dick after a chick with warts on her tongue does it.
I thought genital warts came from having sex with toads?
In all seriousness HPV is about as common in the LS as pieced bellybuttons. Most are asymptomatic and never even know until they have their pap smear. Guys don't get smeared so like most things in life we just sit there all stupid and clueless. Like any STD, protection is not 100%, and it is like riding a motorcycle, you know the risks, you wear a helmet to minimize the risks but shit happens, if you can't accept it...sell the motorcycle. If you want a 100% safe...don't have sex....ever.
In all seriousness HPV is about as common in the LS as pieced bellybuttons. Most are asymptomatic and never even know until they have their pap smear. Guys don't get smeared so like most things in life we just sit there all stupid and clueless. Like any STD, protection is not 100%, and it is like riding a motorcycle, you know the risks, you wear a helmet to minimize the risks but shit happens, if you can't accept it...sell the motorcycle. If you want a 100% safe...don't have sex....ever.
Which reminds me. I'm selling little tiny dick helmets. Hurry while supplies last.